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Alreet Lucy Letby

My political career has gone down the shitter, cha'mone!

So they’re imagining not being bothered about seeing a Geordie in a place they’re imagining going to? Which proves they don’t think about us? Or something

Look, they’re setting a framework for the narrative. Instead of going for shitty, headline grabbing popularism. They’re not interested in looking good to student wankers who’ll be Tories as soon as they’ve got a mortgage. Judge them by their actions. They’re quite rightly highlighting the economic obfuscation of the previous government. And, oh no! they’re not going ahead with a Boris Johnson hospital building project that was never funded or likely to happen. And they’ve already made public sector pay offers that are above inflation and have (hopefully) ended the jnr doctors pay dispute. The absolute cunts. That’s just a general rant which has absolutely no relation to me being directly involved on my first day back at work after two mostly lovely two weeks off

How's Henry Mauriss these days?

Well, if he doesn’t like this country and its laws….

PL and Gemmill compare divorce notes.

I mean him and Gemmill didn’t even bother to mention the actual event they were inexpertly gibbering on about like a couple of fuckin Eyemouth fishwives

The destruction of the Tories. The singular brexit benefit we have seen.

He's gotten unbearable again since he was covering the Euro's in Germany, giving it the "proper journo" spiel. Good news is there's usually something round the corner to knock him back down a peg or two and I don't mean the Knight Ryders right hook.

🚨🚨🚨Something wykiki likes🚨🚨🚨 I'll add it to the list: 1. Mithering 2. Cycling 3. The GB olympic kit (in order of preference)

Hey, I recommended this months before Gemmill did. And for the record, Gemmill was also about 2 years late with his recommendations on "Maid". I didn't say anything cos I'm a modest kind of guy, but please do not thank the Gemmill.

We’re not wondering if we’ve seen a mackem, we’re asking the natives. They can’t even get outraged properly. Also, I just heard a mackem say New Orleans in my head and it’s haunting me.

Testimonial.

It’s a disgrace what they were getting, especially in comparison with the likes of me 👍

I'm going with the finger gun PEEYOW! but starting with a "t". TEEYOW!

The Aussies have sent a TOTAL BOGAN for this diving competition. Classic Aussie mullet and covered in tattoos. @LongTimeAdmirer

David Wilkie came to our school in the early 80s. My brother got his picture taken with him. I don’t think either of them knew who the fuck the other one was

Not many replies to that, but this one stood out

Mackem haiku is shit.

John Anderson from off of Gladiators. Undertakers, ready!

It would have been a fucking mental thing to do to stand up today and announce how the previous government had lied to the OBR, and that the public finances are in an even worse state than anyone imagined....and then follow it up with "SO WE'RE GETTING THE CREDIT CARD OUT!"

fanks Mike

Ah got you. I thought that's what you meant, but I live my life by a single motto: never make assumptions about the judgement of a man that would wear a paisley shirt.

My understanding is that Starmer's "deal" with Murdoch was no Leveson 2 if they don't take the piss on how they cover Labour. This is the first test of that. If the Murdoch press fails it, I wouldn't even contact the cunt, I'd just call a press conference and announce Leveson 2.

If this was to expose that Hunt and co hid stuff knowingly, which meant they lied to the independent body set up to assess the health of the public finances, lied to parliament, and lied to the British people, there should genuinely be criminal charges possible for stuff like this.

She should reverse Hunt's National Insurance reductions. The irresponsible cunt clearly made them knowing that the public finances were already completely fucked.

All the patter from the likes of Paul Johnson at the IFS saying "it's no use Reeves claiming she didn't know the true state of the public finances pre election, it's all made available now via the OBR". Well Reeves' statement (and supporting figures released by the Treasury) has just made clear that there were overspends that the previous govt simply didn't declare to the OBR. So there's a genuinely previously unknown black hole in the public finances. Paul Johnson is now saying that she's right. Absolutely disgraceful that lot.

It's cycle science. 👍 Well I presume that's what you lot are chuntering on about and why Wykiki is on the vinegar strokes, its hard to tell for us workers.

If the Frenchman wanted to win so badly then he should have simply went faster than the Englishman. It's not rocket science here people.

Of course the aspirational window haver is gonna be siding with the horsey classes. I've mulled it over and you're just gonna have to fuck off, I'm afraid.

The brass neck on this cunt man. Spent an entire summer last year claiming we only had £50m to spend and we spent more than that on Tonali alone. I swear the club intentionally feed him shite just to embarrass him.

The thing is, she's right. Their failures in all those areas did cost them the election. However, in her mental mind the tory attitude wasn't extreme enough. The mental cunt needs sectioned.

When I worked at Virgin, the absolute arsehole of a CEO (Jayne-Anne Gadhia) invited George "Austerity" Osborne to do a talk to the entire business. They had people walking the floors to make sure everyone attended. I stayed at my desk cos I'm nails. She would tell stories about Branson and think it was absolutely hilarious that he didn't know about basic features of everyone's lives* and not a sign of how out of touch the absolute prick was. He turned up once and regaled us all with the story of how he lied and blagged his way to buying a Caribbean Island to try and impress a girl. Cool story dickhead. *it's annoying me that I can't think of an exact example but they were about 100 times worse than someone rich not knowing the price of a pint of milk.

I saw a good thread about Clare Balding being genuinely shocked when she was talking to Rebecca Adlington about Olympians inspiring kids and mentioned Adlington "must have" had scholl visits from medal winners and was told of course she hadn't. The point was the non-state school establishment types have absolutely no awareness of what the real world is like.

Read about that last week. What’s appalling is he received a (very light imo) 4 year sentence and was released after 12 months.

It was a shame he didn't win like. Mad that they swam 3 seconds slower than when he was at his peak. Shows just how unbeatable he was at that time. I thought he handled himself well, swam straight over to the lad that beat him to congratulate him. The slow times might also be a function of the pool depth - it's only 2 metres vs 3 metres at recent Olympics. Apparently the waves bouncing back off the bottom make it a slow pool. Which makes it a mad decision to purpose build a slow pool for an Olympics.

Speaking of which, Hayden still has two years left on his contract

Bryan Robson was an absolutely superb player. He’s massively underrated these days imo. He had everything you’d want in a central midfield player including the ability to score goals when his team most needed it. Rumoured he took everything going as well drinking lager like it was going out if fashion.

Speaking of said SSN presenter, this makes me feel old...

Robson did a talk at a local club recently and a few mates went. Said he was good value, quite interesting about Man U under Atkinson and England in the 80s. They also said that they counted that he drank between 12 and 16 bottles of Budweiser whilst doing his Q & A I think reading between the lines over the years that he’s possibly always been a (very high) functioning alcoholic..

They deserved the 35% imo. £15 an hour was the number I heard that they're currently getting, so that would have taken them to £20 which is still a fucking disgrace.