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I think it'll be a quicker transition for Madueke as he's coming from Pochball which isn't too dissimilar to Howeball. Gordon was coming off the back of being chased down the street with bricks by his own relatives.

The 'uber':

Im in the departure lounge from Barcelona and Lamine Yamal currently listening to Spaniel Ears. Yamal is wearing a retro toon top with Marcelino on the back, looks like the transfer window is hotting up!

Sorry like but if you wouldn’t enjoy ruining the individual as pictured above after she’d just returned hot and sweaty from a hard day at the range then you are in my estimation some sort of pervert

I'd snap your hand off just for the lolz.

Fuck me- you’ve done it now. Jonah has spoken lads, Starmer will be caught rattling Rayner on the Speaker’s throne in September.

FYP

I had enough of this sort of shite with the evening entertainment at the all inclusive in Turkey

If you can do your 10,000 steps in them, I know exactly what's about to happen

What a load of shite

Is that the album with “ Can You Dig It? “ on?

in fairness, gets absolutely slaughtered here by one of his own.... attamatter comes back denying that he'd actually been confrontational (if indeed the event had even took place), however rammstein is having none of this and lands killer blow with his next reply.... thing that i find the most puzzling is when the fuck did the stupid mackem cunts become fashion gurus anyway? new york, london, milan, paris, sunderland? no, never seen that before.

Why are all the songs in French? So disrespectful.

Was this yesterday?

Flying out from washington airport, marra. Sey eyven Twitteh doesn't count the mags as having an airport.

Look at Wyki and I, showing off @RobinRobin

If you're glad Renton's piss is fine you'll be overjoyed to discover my piss is as clear as an angel's tear.

Again

Shades of Gemmill iyam.

It'd be nice to get someone in with a bit of time to get preseason training under their belt.

Aye… he’s the worst VP candidate since Sarah Palin but at least you could actually enjoy looking at her if not actually listening to what she had to say ☺️

Wordsmithery.

That’s quite a range…

It definitely does like. Maybe the GP couldn't face your hoop and went straight to the biochemistry.

Rammstein is a CMM: Closet Mag Marra.

Trump pulls out of the debates as new national polls show Harris has closed the gap and "leads"* by 1 or 2 points, the fucking fanny. *Given margin of error, it's still an effective tie as it stands. Mad how the momentum has swung though.

Wait til they find out Sticky Vicky's dead. I don't have a current sitrep on Sexy Barbara.

London 2012 opening ceremony was class tbh. And you know how much I love to hate the UK and love Europe... but.... Just switched on for a few minutes. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? Honestly, Glasgow's commonwealth games were better with the dancing Tunnocks cakes. This is fucking shite.

proper woke / PC gone mad

They mentioned there has been no rehearsal. It really looked like it in that can can segment. Looked like they were all meeting for the first time.

We should just be thankful that they're able to channel their energy into making up stories about policing the wearing of mag tops. If they didn't have this outlet, we'd be getting kicked to fuck left, right and centre on Britain's streets. There'd he nowhere safe for a mag to show its face.

Although having said that, the Indian we had last week, the next day our lass walked past the bog and thought my arse was doing a superb tribute of the frogs chorus.

Culture War'dYP

Took a couple of pulls of the starter cord by Toonpack but the FUCKING SHITE PUN ENGINE has rattled back to life.

Really not sure about that like but whatever floats your boat. "M16 me up bay". God I had forgotten what a crazy bitch she was. Arguably though she set up the US for the insanity to come.

I could have sworn he was given they've had him a few years, he's English, and he's still relatively young. But yeah, evidently he was at Spud's academy before going to PSV. Given they bought him fours years ago his fee probably is pretty much off the books, so even if he isn't an academy player it would still largely be "profit" for them. Edit. Just realised that I misread the contract signing date, and they only bought him last season 😂 Fuck it, let's just buy him.

Ticket stubs will be requested

The more I see of Harris, the more impressed I am as she steps out of Biden's shadow. Trump losing to a woman of colour will be amazing either way, but the fact that she is clearly capable of being a very good president will also be a blessing.

Footballer Insider makes Sean Casey look like George Orwell.

I know I sound like a cunt when I whinge about train suicides but they do cause pain in the arse chaos.