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Clearly I've not been party to some top bants. I shall elegantly remove myself from the situation.

He sounds like a street in Fulham.

Looks like he's about to kill black people, demand a ransom from the mayor all whilst Clint Eastwood tracks him down with his magnum.

Am also relieved. Last night I started pissing blood. No pain or burning to indicate a UTI. This is a nightmare, especially in a bloke, as it can signify all sorts of horrific diseases. Had a think about it and went on Google. Now, somewhat ironically I've been on a health drive for the last 6 months, eat an awful lot of salad. Then I remembered I had eaten a whole punnet of beetroot which were near their use date 6 hours prior to to the blood pissing episode. They were particularly strong beetroot. I'm almost certain I had beeturia. Flushed my system out with a couple of litres of water and everything is back to normal now. Obviously I'll go to the docs again if this happens in the absence of beetroot. 👍

was it definitely yesterday?

I thought young skunk's were called kit's. Maybe this mackem made this up ? 😂 is this made up as well...

Wednesday does usually precede Thursday. The quotes I seen from the Times piece said it was played. Are you saying different?

When was this?

Using my first night alone to watch Kill Bill 1 and 2 double bill, probably for the first time in 10 years. The films themselves are 21 years old now. They are fucking brilliant though. They just don't make films as good as this nowadays. Tarantino is easily my favourite director even if his work is as rare as rocking horse shit.

That’s a very empty looking wagon, mind Much like the cans

Deaf people ✅

Congrats CT. Hope you'd covered your nip rings this time.

Thursday precedes Wednesday if you go back far enough. Are we absolutely certain Tonali did this yesterday when the team played yesterday?

On the plus side you get the house to yourself all weekend with no one to annoy you. I'd take that every time over a wet walk in the lakes.

Oh, uh huh uh huh, just one second

When?

The season can’t start soon enough can it? Fucking hell

All you haters can take the piss but have you seen the most recent accounts filed on Companies House?

Re: the first one, that’s obviously a bit tragic if he made that up but absolutely not in the same ball park as if it's true

Look at that Adidas tango, man!

Taika Waititi stuff always gets a chance with me because of what we do in the shadows (even though it's been eclipsed by the TV series). Also, I have an unhealthy respect of anything that's been inside Rita Ora. I reckon I like her index fingers more than some of my relatives.

Before I sign up - can I just check something? Would I have to listen to you?

Look what you have fucking caused @wykikitoon

If that's true, I'm not worried. £10m, can be negotiated down, or folded into clauses based on player or team performance.

Fucking hell. Half an hour later

Can’t tell if the joke has gone over your head or if you are continuing the joke and it’s going over my head

13-7 down from 14-10 in May. 10.000 steps done for the day already whilst watching the dolphins jump and a “morning” exchange with @Gemmill senior. Does a start to the day get any better

We finally got the kinder, gentler politics Corbyn wanted. All it took was for him to be woefully shit and leave taking his rabid hordes of cultish followers with him.

Wiki'd/YP

Looks like he's going to fulham, which feels right, he sounds like a fulham player.

Set the timer to stop after 15 minutes or at the end of the chapter. Then you know how far you need to go back if you fall asleep. I'm happy to do some lessons on Skype on how to listen to audiobooks if there's enough appetite. [fucking amateur hour over here FFS]

When does it start? Is it yesterday?

6/12/2012 😞

It's on Disney Plus, that's where I watch it - I tend to cycle through that, Archer and It's Always Sunny in perpetual cycles. I'm back on Archer at the minute - another absolute belter of a show.

KCG has approached me to read the audiobook version of his novel, so that would depend entirely on your appetite to listen to that particular book.

Years ago my short of choice was pernod and black - quite a few times when I was stupidly drunk I'd throw up and seeing the red mistake it for blood and panic.

Penny has dropped for me now

possibly wednesday, not sure though.

BDBs new barnet needs a VAR check. Absolute sex offender style.

Aye just go. If you did kill someone you'll never know anyway.

Well aye, but, am fully with HMHM here like. The window cleaner lad was a bit part. Fucking Claire Grogan though. I still twitch when I think of her in that film. Really captures the zeitgeist and the feeling of being young and hormonal. Love this film. Full film on YouTube btw. Bullshit window cleaner nonce quote on 44 minutes.

I tend to read in bed so earphones aren't really comfortable and I end up falling asleep taking fuck all in and wake up with someone talking to me. I prefer to read until the words start moving around then it's kindle down and I'm out like a light.

I’d go, personally. Would you still go if it was a cold? If the answer is yes then I’d treat it the same. 90% of the people you’d kill off voted reform anyway so fuck them. I’ve had what I presume was Covid in the last week which has now devolved into what I think is a chest infection. I was fine with the maybe Rona but way worse now. I’m writing this from the office because fuck these people and their underlying health problems - get on your holidays.

This mackem must be confident they avoid relegation 😃 "What's the point in going to Ipswich. They'll be back down here after next season."

Marrows in mourning.