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Seriously, man. Get the fuck off Twitter et al or don’t complain about it. Not having a dig at you or anyone else who is actually on there. Just a bit of advice for your own wellbeing from someone who should probably (definitely) take their own advice more. The only thing worse than the bots is the real fucking nutters on there (and not only on there). It’s the absolute fucking pits

My lass is French, 70s bush still all the rage.

Musk is an absolute scumbag.

Not to mention the trouble required to embed tweets! 🙁

I think literally anyone from their side would do the job. Trump has picked glad handed yes men who have zero integrity. I don’t even know American politics that well and I reckon I’d wipe the floor with them in a debate. That one geordie tramp off Jeremy Kyle would do them all and he was a fucking drug addled bed wetter. ”Fuckin’ state o’ yi man, yi look like a raccoon” Trump: erm, no I don’t. That’s ridiculous. Tramp: Aaaaaaaah well aye man, show iz ya daughter’s minge, yiv definitely got pickshas on ya phone.

Her post is now @Rayvin approved.

A South African lad joined me and a mate who were out on an all day session a few years ago, seemed ok at first so we said just tag along with us, an hour or so later after being a big Brexit/Farage fan and talking shite I mentioned to my pal that this cunt was getting on my nerves and started to sing the nice south African song. He must've twigged as he was still sitting with us and fucked off when he'd finished his drink. He was also wanting the old system back in SA despite being a baby or not born when apartheid was around. Anyway, I can honestly say I've never met a nice South African.

I don’t believe it. All this time I’ve been cleaning my lugs with an old black and decker

Some of our more entitled fans have short memories.

these tight cunts not bought any fucker yet?

Like most I think he is a great option to have, but we know how unreliable he is. Would be nuts to go in to another season with only him and Isak. I dont mind him staying, but think we need a 3rd option (to really be 2nd option and maybe offer something different to Isak)

You see him reporting this all the time. It's cos he's plugged into the world of agents and they're all shady shits trying to bounce their clients into a move, cos that's how they make their money.

It's the same disease all the Man United fans have that respond "Errr I think I'll trust the successful businessman if you don't mind", as if business success makes these people paragons of anything other than making lots of money. People worship Musk cos he's loaded, despite all the evidence that he's a seriously flawed and deeply unpleasant human being.

The defenders in the comments asking how it’s anti-Semitic as if one of the biggest conspiracy theories in the world is that the Jews are running the NWO through banks etc. He knew exactly what he was saying, and so did they. It’s insane how many of these billionaire bellends can trick the poorest in society that they are on the same side with just a simple common enemy - be that enemy Jewish, immigrant or Muslim.

Do you know about Bruno's Magpies FC?? They will play Thurdsday against Copenague https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/23046016/louis-perry-brunos-magpies-europa-conference-league/

Found an old shirt in storage at the weekend. Passed it across to the help;

This is an act of strength, not weakness, and may well yet save the Union. It cannot be easy to admit you're too old, but there's no shame in knowing when you're beat and the stakes are too high for foolish pride to take a hand. So well done, Joe Biden. Beshear, Cooper or Shapiro are all good choices, all coming from either red or toss-up states. Newsom is not a winner as VP, he brings nothing new to the table, though he's a good candidate for future elections. Whitmer is also a great pick though I'm not sure about the optics of a double woman ticket. Either way the race has been completely upended and the easy sleepwalk to victory that Trump was banking on is out the window. Now the watchword has to be unity. This isn't the time for someone to try to be a hero - the whole party needs to coalesce instantly around Harris and her VP and move in absolute lockstep.

zinger.

The videos coming out from Vance's first solo rally. Oh dear. That is one boring wide faced cunt. Even Fox News has cut away part way through.

The Lincoln project advert for Kamala Harris has just popped up on tik tok there and it goes fucking hard at Trump. Kamala has faced men like Trump before: rapists, con men, frauds criminals. She’s used to men like Trump, used to putting them in their place.

Typically vanilla story from the boy Southgate’s porn midget. Do it right I can’t be the only one wondering if these porn midget tales and the return of Wacky Jnr are related?

Aye it's called t'dripping cock

"We'll give you a shit ton of tax-free money" "Sounds Good, Amigo" or something like that.

Ah so it’s pronounced Kamala and not Kamala. Interesting.

Aye his whole campaign was built around “crooked” Joe Biden, the Biden “crime family” and the worst president in history. Now he has a younger, cooler, smarter, blacker lady to contend with and he won’t be able to contain his racism. He’ll be telling his support he’s seen her Kenyan passport and shit within a week.

Also, while this is true it’s mainly because he’s unhappy about the turn of events. Which is nice

He's such an appalling shithead. Biden has put 50 years in to his career and this arsehole just couldn't do anything other than be a cunt about him bowing out.

I responded to Ray Reardon's death with a Lawnmower Deth song and can find a Eurovision link to almost everything and even I think that's a bit niche

It has fuck all to do with that and everything to do with major donors pulling their money and senior dems telling him to pull out. He isn’t withdrawing because it’s the best thing for the country but because it’s the best thing for him.

Tbf you don’t have to be a cunt to be supporting Trump. You could be someone living in the UK who is a self-loathing gargantuan cunt instead 👍🏻

Harris has been Biden her time

He’s trying to play the race card already, the fucking cunt

Strikes me as a bit crass that comment and from the same 6th form debating school as Jones. What's happened in Israel/Gaza has been horrific and I'm fairly certain Biden and his team dod not wish for any of it. Let's put the blame where it lies, with Netanyahu and the extremists in the Israeli and Hamas' governments.

You're an idealist Rayvin, I like that about you. We don't know how much pressure the US was putting on Israel behind the scenes, we don't know how hard Biden was fighting with the rest of the decision makers. We don't know anything really, just what plays out in public, which I'm sure you know is far from what's actually playing out in private.

You are actually just a sitcom character arent you?

Because he’s 29