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My finger is HOVERING above the RELEGATION PREDICTION button. H O V E R I N G G G G !

Eddie Howe turning up today and refusing to comment on any England speculation.

You lads are frapping yourself over this ☝️ ffs! This board is plumbing new depths. Figure 1. Gemmill and MF discussing the news.

I hope they gave the seats a good jetwashing before they let the sheep in… … actually- no I don’t

And even if she is a skint fraudster, she’s now no longer our concern and we’re solely being ran by the Saudi wealth fund and a pair of brothers worth about 30 billion quid Hard times incoming

It's got fuck all to do with religion or illegal immigration, despite what Farage is trying to peddle. Most of the people in that video will be 3rd or 4th generation Brits. I've said it before. If bother kicks off in a council estate in Leeds, it's often British Asians involved. If it kicks off in London, it's often Black kids involved. If it kicks off in Sunderland, it's often White kids involved. Their colour/religion is incidental. They just happen to be the poorest, lowest educated demographic living in the shittest areas of those particular cities.

“Alicante black cats”

It is a accural world

Founded 2024

Just seen this. Am fucking fewmin at the presecnce of Nothumberland mackems. 😠

I’m surprised you didn’t predict he’d live 2 more years.

Lads, enough with the PMs, I can't reply to all of them. It'll be on iplayer, about 8:05 or so. BBC Breakfast.

ah yes, the two blokes who had them queueing up.as very cheap labour to replace the pink seats for a hot dog sausage in a burger bun. they missed a trick there mind, they're rarely ever sat in. should've just got them to take them out and paid them with only the bun. the stupid mackem cunts.

Emergency relief on its way. 😎

Only if he can find a disabled driver.

Let’s not forget Jackie “If Coventry had kicked off on time v Bristol City I could’ve played upfront for Sunderland alongside Maradona and Ibrahimovic” Milburn

Proper man of the people is Billy. Got enough money to buy a football club but still puts the work in. The ‘work’ on this occasion being to snort a few lines of Wolf Jerky. Then having the idea of drinking the last 24 cans of out of date Rich Energy. Then sellotaping them to the front of some cardboard, putting them on a pallet and pretending it’s a MASSIVE order he’s shipping.

Sunak missed a trick by not getting the ghost of Giant Haystacks to introduce him at the first debate.

The club are dining out on this like it's some sort of Champions League campaign They're playing a team that finished 16th in the Spanish 2nd division at a ground than holds 4000

ACCOUNTANT FIGHT!

Noticed on Facebook earlier it’s 10 years today since he passed away. I know it’s a cliché but it definitely only seems like yesterday. RIP fella.

Thurrock That’s where I had the misfortune to sleep walk and had to go to reception in my boxers

Other motorists will think you're paying double tribute to Trump's lug.

Speaking of hot sweaty bastards, I pulled in to Thurrock an hour ago. Dashboard external temperature was showing 36°C. That’d explain me sweating like a bull in a tight Jersey earlier at Tilbury Docks. Thankfully the showers here are mint, had a tepid one to get clean, then an icy cold one to cool down. Down side- couldn’t get a North facing parking slot, so my cab is getting every fucking ounce of sunshine going. Air con on full blast, and two of these, one either side of my planet sized heed

I f I was ever to walk into a brothel or some kind of sex shop and someone put a camera in my face and saying, 'HMHM, have you been invited here? It's Tyne Tees news, why are you here?' I think I might just try to emulate Liz Truss's blank, mute, grin face and see if by some absolute miracle I would get away with it? Mrs HMHM: "I saw you on Tyne Tees going into that brothel but you didn't say anything and were just smiling so it's probably nothing to worry about?"

Better hope it isn't knocked CLEAN OFF 🙂

Of course they do, there's a Premier League tax for all top flight English clubs, as there is a rich club tax for a few of us, and a Newcastle tax because we're; rich, a Premier League club, a new threat to the established teams

Truss walking along with that grin stuck on her geesh. What a fucking weirdo she is.

If the mountains won’t come to Mohammad, or whatever …

They should be gutted if it’s true this is precipitating NUFC being sold. Since the current owners are so bad for the club in general? Or something. I genuinely can’t keep up with the mental gymnastics

Holidaying Brit chasing the sun in "surprised it's hot" shocker. 😎

Cheers, boss.

Oh if it’s that sort of weekend in Wales then @thebrokendoll will be there too ☺️

Also Lee “ Who? “ Thompson Rob “Works in Aldi” Potts Alan “ YTS” McMichael Reggie “ Not Will Still” Le Breves * these might not be their actual names, but hey, close enough

See also: Martin "I followed Sunlun as a boy" O'Neill. Steve "I'm coming home" Bruce. Dick "Lovely flowers you sent the wife lads" Avocaat. Paulo "FTM" Di Canio. Etc. Etc.

Sounds like the club have done a shit job at keeping Howe in the loop and letting him know what these changes mean for him. Either that or he is informed and just doesn’t like what he’s been told.

Bit of a power play to make sure he gets that clarity but I must be reading into things very differently than others are

Just some normal, everyday TV shit.

And he’s paying:

ManU have sold the rapist they refused to fire for 30m. Classy.

Ah dude, sorry to hear about that. It's just natural IMO to think about these things. Whilst you weren't close you were family. There's no set pattern or rational on how we should feel when shit like this happens.