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Mackems do it with fucking Kate Adie.

Gandaft back to his old day job of thieving pallets.

They're all doing it. "More instability and upheaval at SJP". All the Newcastle writers. I suspect they're just getting no info on transfers and they have to write something. Having said that though, when you have good players and staff, this is what happens when big jobs come up or a transfer window opens. It's the price you pay for getting better/being good, so we all need to get used to it. The alternative is that you have a manager that nobody would look twice at, but that would also mean it's because they're shit and doing a shit job. Basically we need to stop crying and let the situation play out. I think he'll stay, but if he goes, we'll replace him with another very good manager.

5 to ten in the morning in Side (Turkey) and it’s 36c (feels like 38c) You just have to embrace it like imo. But Jesus wept, it’s a bit George Michael

Mrs Wykiki has joined the conversation

Do they not realise the purpose of the advert is to make the hotel more attractive to potential customers?

Hope he hasn't had lessons from Gordon. 🙂

One of them challenges the rest of them as to what they would mention as "attractions" to encourage visits and one seriodly mentions a "sports ground filled with 40k people 23 times a year as well as concerts". Fuck me.

These people are beyond parody.

Pittington is a fucking pointless dump, I used to live there. The poor fuckers who are still stuck there, several of them my unacknowledged children, understand that Sunderland is so fucking grim it’s best to pretend it doesn’t exist. Makes me sort of proud of those kids, whatever their names are.

See also: Martin "I followed Sunlun as a boy" O'Neill. Steve "I'm coming home" Bruce. Dick "Lovely flowers you sent the wife lads" Avocaat. Paulo "FTM" Di Canio. Etc. Etc.

Cheeky fucker has more front than Christy Canyons. Are we not acknowledging “The Don” anymore, and his sidekick the Snake Oil Salesman?

anybody got the faintest idea what this gibbering, halfwit mackem cunt is on about here??

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/amanda-staveley-to-invest-in-tottenham.1637004/page-7#post-41086334 There will be some wearside siaters getting mounted with glee tonight going off the wild theories, "imagine ifs" and ITKs who've heard its on!

He’s going to go mental when he hits the bazaars. 18 pairs of snide Balenciaga trainers and 35 Vivienne Westwood t-shirts acquired before he leaves the first shop

and a handy word once you're on there.....

here's a new forum for you.... https://forum.antu.com/forumlar/refindex

A real joker would have done it with a big bandage on his chin.

Hotel advertises it is near Newcastle and doesn't mention Sunderland. Three pages so far of howling at the moon.

"I said it when they bought them, the Saudis were just testing the water with Newcastle. They'll be binned off for a proper big club." Just one of many similar posts 😂

"I've got a little black book of NUFC contacts from Billy Askew to Mickey Quinn, from Lee Bowyer to Nobby Solano and everyone in between. If it's happened at NUFC, then I've got an ex-player quote on tap. Up there for thinking, wor kid, doon there for dancing. Lol. Laters "

According to the report released today, one of the main reasons our pandemic response plan wasn’t updated after an exercise in 2016 showed flaws- too busy “planning” for Brexit. So not only was the Brexit planning an utter waste of time and money, but it played a contributory part in the deaths of 227,000 UK citizens. The entire fools gallery of chucklefucks who pushed for it, starting with Farage, and followed by Mogg, Johnson, Francois, and the rest, should be slammed in jail for treason. Oops, we can’t , because the fucking jails are full.

I used to love Andy Carroll in his first spell with us but I was rooting for him to completely FAIL at Liverpool

It’s the thing I first heard of during the 2016 election and the whole pizzagate conspiracy. Fairly certain it was some kid on a wind up on 4chan and 8 years later there are block head flat earthers pushing it as if it’s fact

My colleague showed me this very tweet an hour ago. He had to explain to me what adrenochrome is. I’d never heard of it till he’d showed me this tweet. Hes a 63 year old Birmingham City supporter. “Every day is a school day”

This is a smart move tbh. Trump’s supporters are so fucking stupid they’d see something like this and demand answers. Vance would have to deny it, maybe even tell them that adrenochrome is not even a fucking thing and was made up on 4chan by edgelords. Which would obviously go down swimmingly with the QAnon supporter base. More mental stuff only Americans would believe like this please.

Gentlemen, please see your Daily Vance

High fiving you on the way out of your marital bedroom?

Let’s not forget Jackie “If Coventry had kicked off on time v Bristol City I could’ve played upfront for Sunderland alongside Maradona and Ibrahimovic” Milburn

Proper man of the people is Billy. Got enough money to buy a football club but still puts the work in. The ‘work’ on this occasion being to snort a few lines of Wolf Jerky. Then having the idea of drinking the last 24 cans of out of date Rich Energy. Then sellotaping them to the front of some cardboard, putting them on a pallet and pretending it’s a MASSIVE order he’s shipping.

ASMd YP

Also Lee “ Who? “ Thompson Rob “Works in Aldi” Potts Alan “ YTS” McMichael Reggie “ Not Will Still” Le Breves * these might not be their actual names, but hey, close enough

Keep at it LTA and dont listen to these, it's not every day we get to follow the Ballon'dor journey of an ex Newcastle player.

What is full gremlin mode? No water and no food after midnight?

Just beware of any windmilling mackems

Aye, wykiki is spot on. There's no rule book for how you should feel. You feel what you feel, you can't and shouldn't be prescriptive about it.

Ah dude, sorry to hear about that. It's just natural IMO to think about these things. Whilst you weren't close you were family. There's no set pattern or rational on how we should feel when shit like this happens.

I remember when we had some people who followed Ben Arfa, it's not something I can get my head around. I like a player when he's linked, judge him when he's here and oscillate between genial indifference and outright contempt when he leaves. ASM was an entertaining player, his move helped us with PSR. That's the top and bottom of it for me.

litarally

I mean it is nearer to Durham city centre than Sunderland city centre anyway. Makem maths strikes again.

I'm afraid Sam Fender has bought out the entire stock.

Seriously though, you bring someone like this or Newsom in, and the collective sigh of relief the country would breathe at the prospect of a youthful alternative to Trump. Even Harris. Biden is being pathetic, but it's ridiculous that they haven't been working on him stepping aside, and coming up with a succession plan since a year or so in to his term.

Was your dad a passing seaman with a supply of excess football strips though, marra?

When did Stuart Pearce start playing bass for them?

Brian Johnson and Angus Young with their combined age of nearly 150 still quicker than prime Cacapa.

DURHAM MAG ALERT KLAXON. Meanwhile on Wearside...

Wiping it on the curtains