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Wey ah was stannin theyah marras minding me owin busin, bisi, bussn, meself just eating me mortadella, burrata & pistachio pesto ciabatta and drinkin me caffè ristretto and sum fat grayevy stained mag cunt started saying shite tiv is. After he finished filliming is a turned rund and windmilled the cunt. The captain of oowa flight was passing at the time and instantly upgraded is to first class.

Billy Marra: "A few years ago I was hanging out with Steve McQueen and some other cool guys when a Mag came up to Steve and made a right tit of himself. Steyve said nothing but I knew he was disgusted. I just shrugged my shoulders and said, 'Mag behaviour, Steyve' and we carried on being cool."

Good morning everyone, this is your captain speaking. I’d like to welcome you all to FTM Airlines. Please sit back and relax while we serve the blue pop. I’d like to remind you all, if you need to do a number 2 then please make your way to seat 18c. As we cruise at 30,000 feet, it’s worth remembering that Rafa, and all the other mag bastards, are beneath us. Also, do take a moment to browse our FTM menu, printed in full colour, and showing our range of in-flight cheese slices and lion looking crisps.

It's too soon for Eddie, give it to him in 8 years when things have gone a bit stale at Newcastle following 5 Champions League wins on the bounce.

He's just moved his family up here, talks about his fondness for the region, and his kids are now settled in school up here. Also, St George's Park is based in Burton on Trent. Its a 190 mile commute from Bournemouth. The exact same distance as it is from Newcastle. Other than that, GREAT POINTS.

Make sure you're sitting down for this next bit, but I'm here to tell you that his actions don't reflect his beliefs or his character.

I sat in there having a few beers on the afternoon before we played bayer leverkusen in a champions league game. bet the mackem cunt's never done that before.

Presumably this is part of your portfolio,

I'll just add that the chants were homphobic as well. I say that not to demonise him, but to make you all understand that homophobia is another thing that doesn't reflect his beliefs or character. It's just good that this incident has allowed us to get to know him a bit better.

I'll be shocked if Howe goes for several reasons. He's on the up as a club manager and is at a club with tons of ambition and (rules aside) resources to keep growing. In his sit down interview with Neville you can tell that he slots into that "football perv" niche that the top managers do, he fucking LOVES it, training, planning all of it. He'd miss it if he stepped into the international job. It takes a while for players to settle into Howes way of playing and training. Bruno took a while to get into the starting line up, Gordon has said he was not at the level needed physically or tactically when he joined us, hence needing 6 months to really get into the side at all. You don't get to do that with international players. Given how the club were with Man U and Ashworth, and the fact that Howe signed a contract extension last summer, we'll want a fucking fortune for him. The only thing I could think of that might tempt him, is that he would be getting the job right at the start of a tournament cycle, with a really talented group of players and he may back himself to go to the World Cup with them and actually win it.

Pomp✅ Ceremony ✅

Pittington is a fucking pointless dump, I used to live there. The poor fuckers who are still stuck there, several of them my unacknowledged children, understand that Sunderland is so fucking grim it’s best to pretend it doesn’t exist. Makes me sort of proud of those kids, whatever their names are.

Hotel advertises it is near Newcastle and doesn't mention Sunderland. Three pages so far of howling at the moon.

“Heya marra, yi better tell that pialet up front to dish out the pink slices or we’re ganna start thinking he’s a secret mag marra. Tell him to showa us iz seyson ticket stubs.”

Just after that was filmed he turned around and said 'have you got a problem, mag?' and the mag singing it then started stuttering, mumbled something about banter, said sorry and walked away with his head down.

Would.

Just after you were moving your finger closer to the pulse you come along like this and sever your finger entirely.

He looks like he invented a Time Machine to go back in time to molest himself.

His body was in remarkably good nick given he was lying there for weeks. The Spanish police statement said, ‘Jay’s remains still gleaming’.

Unbelievable that it was only 8 years ago, 9 years go by so fast!

Thank goodness the club he's at has a long history of fighting for respect and support for all minority groups. They'll hold him to account, or if not the club, then I'm sure the fanbase won't stand for any kind of bigotry.

They carried on being "kewl", surely?

🙂

I don't mind the idea of it being Carsley tbh, won the U21 Euros last summer with Gordon getting player of the tournament. De la Fuente just came up through the age ranks at Spain and won the Euros.

Details marras details FTM etc

Jays remains?

Apparently, when Gareth passed his resignation to the FA, they passed it back, he then passed it sideways to Bellingham, who fed Kane, who then passed it back to Pickford

DURHAM MAG ALERT KLAXON. Meanwhile on Wearside...

best case scenario that. had the fat lad in the mackem shirt been skylon, magcatcherhutch or any other of the other countless, fearless, nails, notorious sunderland hard men then the subsequent bloodshed would've been too graphic to publish.

Yes! We've got him! Didn't even need to use the search function. Cuff him.

Makes quick getaway

Stop acting like a teenage girl trying to have a period.

Aye. If that's the system they're trying to develop, then you have to implement it when the moment arises. If you continue to have your head turned by the big name, then your England DNA framework is just empty words.

I thought not putting club allegiances aside during international tournaments was mag behaviour?

This definitely, definitely, definitely really happened btw:

High fiving you on the way out of your marital bedroom?

It's a matter of time before someone on rtg sees the twitter link and the resulting 25 page thread will have at least 70% of posts from MLF's saying how they would have kicked the Mag and the other 6 Mags who were behind him all over Ponteland airport 😂

Buttons compared to 14 years of corruption.

Samuel Allardycio might be worth a shout or Esteban Brucio? I seem to recall they were highly rated, (by others) when they were with us.

The idea of Eales wanting his own man... He'd be crazy to sack Howe and would be taking a massive unnecessary risk on his own reputation. I don't think the idea of us replacing Howe is remotely on the agenda, whether the FA comes knocking or not.

Prif Weinidog? GET A BETTER LANGUAGE, WALES.