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The weirdest thing of the lot is Allardyce never having returned, despite the numerous opportunities, to his beloved Sunderland

When you get your air rifle, first time you load it, you have to put the barrel in your mouth, then pull the trigger. If your ears pop, it's powerful enough.

Apparently, when Gareth passed his resignation to the FA, they passed it back, he then passed it sideways to Bellingham, who fed Kane, who then passed it back to Pickford

* Mrs wykiki enters the chat

In my opinion, I would delete all of those images off Toontastic.

@The Fish

pickford then no doubt and for no apparent reason fell forwards on the floor, clutching it to his chest. the cunt.

Sarina Wiegman is amongst the candidates being considered. It’d almost be worth it to watch your average misogynistic, xenophobic right-wing gammons having an absolute meltdown.

Yeah. Carlton Palmer is his dad

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

already been touted over on rtg, not only that he'd have definitely won at least one of the last 4 tournaments....

I want a manager that has an apparent plan for the players we have. Southgate had a plan for a while, but when he had to pick a different squad as time moved on he just seemed to give up on having one at all. That Kalvin Phillips quote is it in a nutshell. I dont care enough about the england team to watch "results are all that matters" football, I gave up on this euros by slovakia. When you can get the same entertainment from checking the result after the match is over that you can from watching it whats the point?

What do you mean?

Three cheers for the national obesity crisis!

Does it really matter if it’s supposed to be parody or not?

Samuel Allardycio might be worth a shout or Esteban Brucio? I seem to recall they were highly rated, (by others) when they were with us.

Didn't CT say he was Marketing Director or something? It's the mid-80s. The world has turned neon. The home computer is just taking off. Music has gone electronic. The rise of the VCR is upon us. Tron is showing in every cinema across the land. Cut to SCS Marketing Campaign Meeting. "I'm telling you! Matthews SELLS! The man is a fucking 70 year old SUPERSTAR!"

The lad under Pluskal was very well liked at the time.

@Howmanheyman @Alex Team sheets for Matthews testimonial. Best was only 19 at this point but it’s certainly contains some of the greatest European players of the era and in Eusebio, Di Stefano, Puskas and Yashin (possibly Gento too?) contenders for an all time world top 20. The likes of Pele are missing but that’s obviously travel related 👍

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and suggest that Tindle's ex-cleaner might not be that clued in on current goings-on in Eddie Howe's life.

RIP England's rose.

Facebook das basically. A piss take out of racist, homophobic council estate tramps that have England flags and union jacks in their profiles because “you’re not allowed to display them anymore”. There are a load of them or there was once upon a time, big frank was originally one before he switched it up to take the piss out of ITKs. I’m guessing at some point they’ve been replaced by legitimate racist twats hiding behind “parody” accounts. That post MF put up with the photoshop of Saka is just fucking messed up no matter the context.

If Howe goes it's the Toontastic Southgate hounders who are to blame, twats every single one of them.

Great another piss the bed thread.

I think Howe would be a brilliant England manager if he decided to take it btw. He'd bring the nice guy Eddie thing, so it would be continuation Southgate from that pov, but with tactical and coaching nous that Southgate could only dream of.

In light of new information: Cole Palmer ✅

CT blatantly set up some kids goal where Stan had to score a goal from a penalty and when it hit the net CT would pull some string and some sheet with 'SCS SALE NOW ON!' would descend from the crossbar.

Rumour has it the sight of your lugs brought back happy memories of winning the cup

Well he got the gig after Dan Adhworth’s first choice revealed himself to be solely motivated by greed

He’s done a lot more good than bad for England. Fuck knows what the average England fan thinks they’re entitled to given the record of the previous half dozen…

Teresa May ffs. Like an illustration from a Roald Dahl book. The instruction here has to be "just don't stand with your legs together" and these fucking melons hear "make an equilateral triangle".

I apologise. It was more aimed at those still devoted to that tit. I get why people initially supported him. The two are not always the same. Re: Starmer he deserves a chance and his (possible) slow steady approach may be what is needed. Because too much damage has been done for any radical quick fixes to work. What I would say, and I’ve gone over this many times, is the real need for electoral reform and some form of PR. There’s not going to be a radical lurch to the left that ever fixes everything. Where has that ever really been a solution? If I take an example of a modern constitutional monarchy, like say for example Denmark , then you have a country that works well and has a happy populace in comparison to almost anywhere else. With very little corruption in government. Is this because of radical policies? No, there’s essentially a CENTRIST!!! agenda. It works because the parties have to work together and compromise. No party ever really having a majority means the government is constantly scrutinised by its own parliament. And unless we change our voting system we’re doomed to the cycle of middle England voting in what it perceives to be its own interests and perpetuating the decline we both want to reverse.

Biden's Inflation Reduction Act was a transformational piece of legislation, which has used the green transition to create billions of dollars of inward investment and created thousands of skilled jobs across the country, which had previously been outsourced to China and elsewhere. I would love Starmer to be so bold with infrastructure spending, but I'm worried Rachel Reeves looks like a diet George Osborne. I hope I'm wrong, but I'm prepared to judge them on what they do now they're actually in power. You'd hope it's an improvement on the past 15 years.

Aye It’s fucking repulsive regardless of motivation

🙂

This definitely, definitely, definitely really happened btw:

We all know it will be a minutes a silence

looks nowt like me, however we're both equally not to be trusted.

UEFA Team of the Tournament has been announced. The only English entry is Kyle Walker. Now I'm not suggesting for one moment that more than one English player should be included, but the prolific child creator being top of the pile for English talent?! Nice to see UEFA are still on crack.

Every single Greggs savoury pastry product looks greasy enough to be able slip through your entire digestion system and out the other end in one piece.

The fucking idiots like Big Lugs Marco Rubio (seriously check the size of that cunt's ears he's like Dumbo) claiming God stepped in to save Trump. Would God not have just fixed it so the engine didn't start on the kid's car? Or that he fell trying to climb on the roof and sprained his ankle. Why would God let the kid get shots off and just give Trump's massive head a little twist at the last second, allowing others to die in the process. Religion is a straight up mental illness.

You’re about my age and will no doubt have some vague memories of reading Shoot and Match, plus the annuals at Christmas probably. Back in the early to mid-80s there was definitely still a real reverence for Matthews and his era. I even remember a feature on Wor Jackie and reading about him practicing with a tennis ball. This got me thinking about how the waning of Matthews’ fame is probably as much to do with the passing of time as anything else. But what really made me think that is the realisation that, back then, we were much closer to the 50s than we are now to those days in the 80s there’s a cheery thought for a Tuesday morning