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It’s not the first time Melania has been disappointed by a couple of inches

Well guys, good luck tonight. For the first time since I joined this forum, we will support opposing teams. But I hope you still love me no matter what happens. I do to you.

"Yew are denying my fondermental rights as a subject of her mojestey, queen Elizabeth ther second to come into the workplace in an inebriated fashion, so y'are yew heathen, papist, follower of Beelzebub, ye.'

Tragedy that he missed.

Don’t worry Diego, all the porridge mackems are on your side.

I’ve got 3 kids in tow, so that should make you feel better

That's presumably another 10m on clarke's value.

Went behind in every knockout game and had to make changes to claw back a result, followed by starting the same fucking players all over again, every single time. Gordon, Palmer and Watkins ought to be furious at the lack of opportunity they were afforded given their efforts in their time on the pitch. Hoping to see the back of Southgate now, his tournament record is unquestionably very good, but this euros has been fucking dreadful to watch. He is very clearly out of ideas now that his first crop are aging out, he doesn't know how to integrate the new players in properly unless he's absolutely forced to.

Lucky as fuck to get this far and Southgate cements his legacy by being ultra conservative / utterly dull in the final. Spain weren’t great by their standards but they didn’t have to be. He’s a nice bloke but he’s an absolutely bang average manager. And if you think that’s an overreaction, honestly tell me how you’d feel if him and Howe swapped jobs tomorrow. Spain were comfortably the best (and most entertaining) team in the tournament though so well deserved and definitely the right result

I know England got to the finals ans were 10 minutes from forcing extra time... but. I think they were dogshit throughout. Led by a dogshit manager. If they had someone like Pep they would have won it with this squad. Still enough young players for a promising future under a manager with actual pedigree. But ffs, please can we cut out the hype and hysteria.

Micah Richard hysterically laughing over the body

You lucky cunt, this has spoiled my day worse than the Trump thing.

'It's always great to get a run out and at this stage of the pre-season it's more about fitness than the actual scoreline but it was gratifying being in such a close game against such a big club with obviously very good players.' The new Sunderland boss.

Don't worry, Diego, if England win I'm English, if they lose I'm Northern Irish. It's all good.

We’ve had a cunt drop out from the wedding 6 days beforehand so if you can answer to Leanne for food and that, come and have a feed and a drink up, gratis.

Aye I don't think it's a stunt. 2 dead (incl gunman) and I think I've heard 2 critically injured. I read about it on here, looked at the headlines on the guardian, but didn't click into any articles, and haven't looked any further cos no doubt it's the end of the world as we know it, and things are gonna get so much worse than they already are, and we all better start panicking like fuck. Maybe. But I don't need to waste one of my two days a week off reading and worrying about it. I'm watching guitar shit on YouTube and the match later. Trump can fuck RIGHT off. So can Biden.

So that’s the rat @thebrokendoll was after

England have the players to properly take a tournament by the scruff of its neck. I'm not saying they wouldn't still get beat when they come up against a France or a Spain, but they've been as timid as fuck most of the way through. Odd burst of energy with subs a couple of times but for the most part they've just been bang average. Picking Kane tonight and giving their centre halves an hour of kip was just crackers. He must be trundling about in training too. I sincerely hope that that's it for Southgate. He's done an unreal job, but it's got to be the end of the road now.

War wound

worthy winners. best team in the tournament by a mile.

It’s really bad but I think it could’ve only been worse if he’d been killed. And I fucking despise the cunt. I also hope this doesn’t mean any decisions on Biden’s future are delayed. But like Gemmill, I am absolutely not going to let it consume my thoughts. I’m on leave for the next two weeks, including a week abroad. I’ve got a book about Italia 90, Michael Palin’s 80 Days Around the World and a historical novel about the Medicis lined up.

What an absolute clusterfuck this is going to be.

I tell you what like, I felt for Luke Shaw. He was out on his feet with about 35 minutes to go and Southgate hung the poor cunt out to dry. Even more so as he could’ve done a straight swap for TAA or TrIppier or put either of them on and shifted Saka over.

Drop Tripps, get banged.

Suck my plastic Scottish cock

Aye well, at least that’s the last we should be seeing of Kane. Congratulations @Diego21, fully deserved Champions.

For a 36yr old bloke, you act like a 20yr old woman at times.

“I quit, so I do.”

Ingurlaaaand, ingurlaaaand, ingurlaaaaand!

Walking in at 5am tomorrow and resigning in Ian Paisley's voice.

Kane’s got an electric scooter waiting in the tunnel so he can get to and from the changing rooms in time for the second half.

There's another resignation coming here. I can feel it in my bones.

How does he know it was him if he was in camouflage?

Mates are out for the match, I said no, I'm up at five in the morning, I'll just watch it in the house. The bairns are both out as well. Anyway, I'm now on my fourth can of kronenbourg.

I’m torn with this one. ive got £30 on Spain but I’d also love @wykikitoon to grovel to Sir Gareth and admit he is the GREATEST MANAGER in Englands history.

reagan, trump. the standard of american assassins has gone way down hill since the early 60s in all honesty.

Are we talking about Scotland at the Euros?

Couldn't agree more, but then I'm writing this from a militantly LGBTQ+ friendly lakeside hacker camp in Germany, so I may be slightly biased.

Kuntsberg-“ Are you lactose intolerant Nigel “ Wide Mouth -“ Fucking sick of it, love”

It’s also not the first time Trump’s went down and came up covered in blood. Ask Ivanka.

They didn't even score from open play