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He's also got champions league football next season unlike anyone who will be playing for us. As Alex said, good luck to him, I don't get the negative views for him and Miggy. Cunts played and gave their best when we had the worst manager and owner. They never complained. Never made noises about fucking off or slagged off the club. Do we need better, yeah sure if the club wants to advance but there is still plenty of shite sticking to the blanket that needed to go first but we are still paying them.

Aye, he was completely skint before the Burnley gig apparently. You have to wonder what might’ve happened if we’d appointed a decent manager instead of Souness back then. It started a decline the club never really recovered from until the recent takeover. The period where it seemed to be just about Shearer breaking Milburn’s record, to the detriment of the team was quite embarrassing imo. Bellamy wasn’t blameless, his not really having a long spell at any other club tells it’s own story. But Souness and his bullying tactics were never likely to work in the younger players. And it was galling to see Bellamy sold for peanuts only for Souness to be allowed to waste a fortune on lesser players. I do wish Bellamy luck and wonder if his hard times have given him a new perspective. Kompany obviously rates him. What I always admired about him was the way he played. Football would be better if everyone played like him. I would always argue with opposition fabs who hated him. The worst thing he ever did on the pitch was being a mouthy prick (so what?) He always gave 100%. He wasn’t a dirty player who left his foot in, he wasn’t a diver. He wasn’t a cheat at all. He actually played the game the right way imo

Hawk tewah marra. Spirrin that thing!

This will make the second semi look even shitter than it was already going to be

Is still bitter.

Remember this? Aye, that's him.

There was an argument going on over at RTG the other day about her with some of the morons absolutely convinced she's a Mackem despite people who know here personally pointing out she's one of us.

She should get security minister at the first reshuffle. Anyone working regularly on Wearside and being able to remain in deep cover, giving away absolutely no hint whatsoever of their blatant black and white tendencies is a natural for the role. Tbh she’s probably missed her true calling in life ie head of MI5

Covid got people three ways. Some people died from it, some people got long covid or other permanent damage to their bodies, and some people had their brains completely fucking melted by online conspiracies about covid.

Gone to far with that mug. Proof that politicians have no principles

He needs a glow-up. He's like Parliament's Doogie Howser at the minute. I hope he turns up after summer recess with corn rows or a Phil Foden cut.

I watched a Turkish detective show last night, it was only on an hour and there was two people murdered. I'd have given the move a bit more thought if I was ASM or José.

Said no one ever

Fyp

ASM must’ve made a fucking fortune with his last 3 moves. Pleased for him if it happens as it’s a much more competitive league and he’s too young to be seeing out his career in Saudi Arabia

Per his wiki page. “Zwayer assisted him in a match and accepted a bribe of 300 euros to avoid critical scenes for Wuppertaler SV.… …In December 2021, Zwayer officiated a game between Bayern Munich and Borussia Dortmund in which he was heavily criticised for not giving Dortmund a penalty and sending off coach Marco Rose. After the game, Dortmund's Jude Bellingham made reference to the Zwayer affair, saying: "You give a referee that has match fixed before the biggest game in Germany, what do you expect?"… …He is also scheduled to referee the 2024 UEFA Euro semifinals match between England and Netherlands on 10 July 2024.” What odds on Bellingham getting red-carded then?

The other side says ‘Are so fucking shit’

It's full to the brim with hockle is what I've heard.

We would have missed out on @MrRaspberryJam and @Dazzler on that basis ... oh

absolutely loved the mad little cunt me. ran his socks off for us, never give less than a 100% for the cause sometimes considerably more. carried ahearer for a year when his legs had gone and fucking nailed it at charlton athletic when he called souness a fucking prick. shame he didn't chin the scottish cunt on the training ground a couple of days later. hope he's a tremendous success for the welsh.and proves to be as popular and respected in the role as another former black and white, gary speed. we kicked the tories out of monmouth last week and now this news, it's a sign..... fuck england, howay the fucking boyos.

That’ll end spectacularly badly for everyone involved

Unbelievable that the only team to beat Spain..so far in the entire Euro Championships including the qualifiers...was Scotland !

Fair play. ‘Life experience’ is the sort of shit that people like Leazes (god rest his racist soul) come out with. And usually can’t give an answer to. He’s already achieved more than most people do in their lifetime with his Oxbridge degree and being elected as an MP. And I think you need young people in politics to get other young people to engage with politics. You wouldn’t want a cabinet filled with 22 year olds but their having a voice in Parliament is perfectly reasonable given you can vote etc. from the age of 18. Of course going to Eton before doing PPE at Oxford is perfect preparation for going into government on the other hand.

The "rebuild of conservatism" is going exactly as I'd hoped.

I’d say 10% of the attendance is sitting at the mixing desk. Also, spotted Gullis sitting with all his mates…

Thread. The batshit avengers have assembled. The Popupar Conservatives, most of whom weren't popular enough to retain their seats last week, are meeting to discuss next steps, and you won't be surprised to hear that they don't think they need to move back to the centre. Truss hasn't turned up, and they've had to get Braverman to join. The upcoming leadership contest and period in the wilderness promises to be epic.

I watched this 5 times waiting for the Cock and Drops… you utter swine

Amazing clip, I took a screenshot of the mystery stand… … something caught my eye, though, in what looks like the press balcony… Sir Leopold Ryder Esq. Scribe and Gentleman.

I’ll tell what’s quite nice. Going into the office and on the display screens, when it scrolls through our new ministers and not despising each and every one of them.

When you're so much of a conspiracy theorist that you completely misinterpret the Wimbledon crowd. What a fucking helmet this bloke is.

I wish I was better at Photoshop

Cheers Ibby.

I think he is a decent PL player and would fit well into our high press midfield. He’d cost much more than he is worth though.

That Lamine Yamal kid looks like he has a bit of potential. Maybe worth a cheeky bid for him now when he’s still under the radar.

I reckon the winner of the tournament might just be from this semi final, just a hunch, like.

The Jonathan David stuff is based on the word of Ben Jacobs. Not sure if he's much above an ITK or not, but you do hear his name mentioned quite a bit. David could be a very interesting choice given his versatility. He's largely played as a lone striker, but has played quite a bit as second striker and an attacking mid. It might take a bit of a tactical tweek and training ground work with the player, but given his supposed tactical intelligence and defensive workrate, he could possibly take up that position on the right side of our attack. He has played out wide, albeit only a little over a handful of times. To have someone who is versatile and comfortable as a lone striker could save us a lot of money if we keep Wilson and have someone like David as cover for the 9 and right wing position. It's for that reason that I thought Mbuemo was a good shout, but David might be even better. I've also read his fee would be around 25, 30 million, so considerably cheaper than Mbuemo you'd imagine, and definitely cheaper than Bowen, again assuming if that reporting is accurate.

Looks like Douglas Hurd’s on Spitting Image

The fuck are you doing? Why are you punning now? What's become of you?

The continuing implosion of that party is glorious to observe

This is Toontastic's version of Farmville basically. THE WORST.

Bought myself a Les Paul Jr. Picking it up at the weekend. Gonna be catching some AIR with that thing.

I the last 18 months I've had 5 seizures. I get an aura when it's going to happen so I know. The one I had on Saturday the aura was mild so didn't think it was going to be a full seizure. I spoke to someone who stopped with me today and they said I was out for about 30s so that's a mild one. So hopefully the up in meds again sorts it. Still feeling a little tired today but that could be the upping of the meds also. We're in the lakes for a few days now anyways. Feet up and chilling the order of the day.

The problem with Trippier is that when the team has the ball he is an outstanding player. When he doesn't have it, he leaves a lot to be desired because he is very short to be a defender, he usually plays very forward when he doesn't play and he is not very intelligent when it comes to calling offside. But that's not new. It already happened to him at Tottenham and it happened to him at Atlético. It all depends on how the team plays so that its strengths or shortcomings can be seen more. He is capable of generating a large number of dangerous plays both with the ball in motion and from set pieces. As for his personal life, I don't want to go into that, but I do know that he had a very bad time at Atlético last year. Although I understand that it is different. According to other colleagues, he never adapted to life in Spain. His wife and his children ended up going to live in Manchester and he was alone in Madrid. And that made him play much worse his senior year.