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Sorry to hear that, but pleased it sounds like the doc isn't worried about. Sounds like you married a good'un. "Urrrr nurrrr, I'll have to gurrrr hurrrrm. Thick 'ead's ad anuther wobbleh!"

So today I should have been racing. Yesterday got up went to sign on and met a mate for a coffee. Walking home and then the lights went out again. Another seizure. I saw the consultant about a month ago and he's happy it's nothing sinister just my brain changing as I age and it should settle down. I'm more pissed my wife was at Silverstone this weekend. I dropped her a line to tell her what happened and the mad bastard came home! I told her she didn't have to and I would have stayed at my bro in law for the night. Anyways feel fine today just tired and pissed I missed racing

Lamb bhuna ciabatta?

I’d like to see England win but I always laugh when they get knocked out…. most folk on here are realistic but there is so much misplaced entitlement across the country that I just can’t hide my amusement….

CT enters the thread...

I can’t stand that cunt. He basically failed in his weird quest to stop Labour getting a huge majority and seems to think he’s single-handedly brought about some major coup because he campaigned for Corbyn. He was particularly disingenuous about the benefits of voting independent and or green because of the FPTP system meaning it was far more likely to to just split the left wing vote. It’s refreshing to see the Lib Dems were far more successful. I just see him as a grifter desperately trying to stay relevant. Also, he talks a lot about the stick he gets whilst inviting pile ons from his moronic social media devotees on anyone calling him out for his bullshit.

Nearest place he could find that still has a Tory MP

About 9 months ago I would have said that they should do everything possible to tie him to the club long term and beyond his playing days. He has been an immense figure on and off the pitch until then. Unfortunately he was less of an integral figure last season when he started to look distracted. With Livramento we already have a player who has done quite well.

I’m sure I read somewhere that he used to be able to be able to claim all the booze as being tax deductible on medical grounds.

NUFC 1- 0 Sunderland Of course I did.

The whoppers who follow England don't help either. Beer dodging, Tory cunts.

🙋🏻‍♂️ obvs 😆

anybody else cheer when schar scored his penalty?

Really? Genuinely just assumed it was Quiff or similar Apologies Monique!

🙂

Sir Jim Cuntliffe: So Dan, great to have you finally on board now we've saved you from the cretinous Geordies. Let's get down to business, who do you fancy us to sign first? Ashworthless:

Much like his team selection.

No, he's taken more but only wears one.

Perhaps he didn’t like Gordon’s “give me the ball” swagger on his debut… or that defence splitting pass.

Btw, CT - any truth to the rumour you blew your entire crypto fortune on a house in Islington? Just so you could vote for Corbyn.

Nah mate, I’m at Silverstone for the GP. Feeling much better now thankfully. I was with some saucy minx earlier who was right kinky, kept calling me Callum for some reason. Things start getting hot and heavy and next thing she gets a phone call then turns round to me and says “Urrrr nurrrr, I'll have to gurrrr hurrrrm. Thick 'ead's ad anuther wobbleh!". So I’m left here with three inches of solid steel and blue balls.

I’d be sorry to see him go in many ways. But now would be the time if the club wanted to cash in. And the FEWM from down the road would be incredible. You’d also have to think it would be player we could demand a decent fee for. Current England international with a year left on his contract. Coupled with premium their clubs have been willing to pay for other players

Big Bill Werbeniuk or none at all

STOP THE INTERNET AND PRAISE THE LORD. Wykiki is *fairly* happy about something.

I find it tastes better when roughly drenched to fuck.

It’s done really well out of the levelling up agenda

Aye, it’s funny like. My lass isn’t that into football but couldn’t watch the pens due to the tension . I wanted England to win but I really wasn’t that arsed.

One of @ewerk American relatives over on a trip enjoying the traditional Irish music and bands. She's even got an Irish bracelet.

This 👆Apart from the batshit crazy mental first few words.

Also my favourite website.

Steve Baker has taken losing his seat well then, the absolute fucking wombat.

Difficult to judge this one. Who can say whether the build up to the semi final will match the tedium of the game itself?

I'm happy it's Netherlands in the semi final and not Turkey. England v Turkey would have been hell on. If it's France v England in the final they should just go straight to penalties and save us all two hours of watching dross.

LTA is a young lass from Australia btw. Maybe take that into consideration as they mightn’t be quite as thick skinned as the rest of us old cunts

Oh fuck off 🙂

🎵Hero! Hero! Hero!🎶

they love a flirt with the far right but always bottle it in the second round, thank fuck

I think he's starting or has started a podcast. The world needs to hear more from the born-again Christian who, given his instrumental role in Brexit, is more responsible than most for what's happened to his party.

Fuck. Off. !

Well it is the transfer thread