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"Broadsword calling Gemmill boy, broadsword calling Gemmill boy, call off grooming, repeat, call off grooming. Get out of there. That is an order. Over"

And there we have it, the CT kiss of death. Starmer now officially the best PM of CT’s lunchtime.

Some good news at last for them.

Only you could post that on the same page you were accusing people of being ‘unwoke’

I am once more selling some magic beans, CT

Sorry, don't normally like to ask for money on here but if anyone would like to donate to this I'd be grateful as it's a cause close to my heart. Thanks in advance, folks.

The tournament has France vs England final all over it like

'Didn't have magic beans, used tesco's beans instead.'

Keep quiet and come home fit. Then be incited to show cocknocker what he missed for the season.

Inspired appointment IMO As is appointing a non-politician AG

It absolutely is. It’s not scaremongering at all. It’s practically one in one out. You’re at the point too where the court backlog has meant people being tried for very serious offences have had 5 year delays. Then been found guilty but there is no space for them in prisons. It even impacts the ability of police to arrest people because they’ve got convicted criminals being temporarily held in their cells. The prison governors association (as I think they’re called) recently wrote to the MoJ perm sec (because there were in effect no ministers in the pre election period). This was to warn them the prisons are days away from breaking point. This is, of course, on top of underfunding across the whole sector, whether that be police, public prosecutors, court clerks, prison officers or whatever. With declining salaries in real terms and massive staff retention issues. Plus their actual day to day jobs. It’s a microcosm of the Tory mishandling of the business of government but also probably the most pressing matter. But you know, stop the boats. Which was actually one of their 5 priorities (and they couldn’t even make any progress on that).

Ban on stats unless you’ve actually watched these lads play more than 25 times tbh

No one ever remembers mine so fuck you 😡 PS

Heard Ronaldo voted tories as well

We can absolutely drag this Holland team down to our level. Great news

You’ll never get the Irn Bru stains out of that

It must be hard being on the losing side if that, but Switzerland can take positives from it- they looked very energetic and organised, not forgetting their flag which is a big plus.

Not this fucking Jonah again. 👆

WOW! Just watched Kiers first presser and we have our own Jed Bartlett. What a Prime Minister this bloke is going to be. Absolutely dripping with honesty, home truths and a very genuine drive to sort the UK out. Not seen anyone this good in politics before except for TV drama. So impressed

Imagine being either Reform or Green/Libdem. "I just cannot make my mind up between Nigel Farage and Ed Davey. Nigel this time!"

If the greens got the same media exposure that the Russian stooge did for as long as the useful stooge got they might be a lot closer to the lib dems than reform or ukip is/was.

When he inevitably leaves I would guess it’ll be for less than half of that amount.

That absolute clown selecting an injured LB who hasn't played in 4 months, and has a history of breaking down when returning from injury, for a one month long competition. And then deciding that he was the only player required in that position. So now the only player from our faltering attack that you could say was functioning remotely well, is moved to the wrong side and the wrong end of the pitch. Arsehole.

GET. OFF. THE METRO. NOWWWWWWWW.

You two haven’t even brought out the xG yet. Absolute amateurs. Fish and Gemmil will be disgusted with this NON LEAGUE STAT OFF.

Leave it to the pros, people.

Spreadsheets out, we have ourselves an amateur STAT OFF !!

Ffs.

Fuck. Off. !

You knew it was gonna happen. A few more transfers and they'll reckon he's worth £100 million.

What have gordon and palmer got to do man?

Saka is left footed so he has the “right” foot to play that position, I suppose. But it feels like he’s scrambling, taking one of the best inverted wingers in the league and playing him in a position he’s barely performed for years. He’s basically also taking Ian Wright’s advice too, which smacks of desperation. I guess you can say at least he’s trying something different because we have stunk out the tournament so far. It’s so defensive though. Surely you don’t need Rice and Mainoo in front of a back three. If he is going to play this formation he should drop Mainoo for a more attacking player. I still can’t believe Gordon isn’t getting a sniff

It’s just too wee

Fuck off, Ronaldo

Unbelievable. The opposition keeper might as well have a slash behind the goal for all the damage Ronaldo will do

People will be actively trying to get locked up after that video was going around

The strong rumour was Sunak called the election to stymie a leadership challenge. I’d also add that if you go along with those policies of the last government just to save your own political career then there’s zero decency in that. It’s arguably worse than the nutters themselves. You’re enabling them for selfish reasons. They’re not even loyal to the party as it’s wrecked that too

Wins the prize for the most German-looking Spaniard

Strong recommend for this if your worrying about Labour losing to a unite the right vote at the next election. Finkelstein is excellent and a proper brain (and a Tory) and does a pretty good job of dismantling the idea that you can just add up the Tory and Reform vote and give Labour real problems, for two reasons : Firstly, this completely ignores the fact that the Lib Dems have effectively joined the two party system. A big part of their success came from Labour voters in seats that would never return a Labour candidate voting Lib Dems. That's getting missed in the analysis. Secondly, on the unite the right point. He makes the point that the Tories have won elections before where they haven't wob seats like Hartlepool, but they've NEVER won elections before where they haven't won places like Chichester and Surrey Heath. And you don't win those places back by joining forces with Reform. Give it a lesson while you're pottering about the place or walking the dog, it's well worth it. Mandelson also points out that the "well this isn't as good as Blair's majority" line is nonsense (even though he was saying it last night), because Labour in 97 had had two elections prior to that where they'd been making progress and building support. This time they've gone from record defeat, to landslide in one electoral cycle. Given that context, OF COURSE their majority looks a bit brittle. But I'd rather he where they currently are, than where the Tories currently are.

Btw, the young lad at work didn't vote. Another bloke who didn't say what he was doing and is originally from laahndan told us today he changed his mind a few times on the way to vote but ended up voting Tory as 'its better the devil you know'. Also said if you think it's bad now you'll be in for a surprise when these get in. The IQ in that place goes up and down about 40% every time I walk in and out of the place.

Congratulations. I really hope it will work out for you. Obviously there is very little chance of you rejoicing the EU in foreseeable time. It would make things a lot easier for me but especially you but this dinghy has sailed a long time ago. I hope that you will weather the storm of uncertainty. Labour won’t fix everything that went wrong in the last 14 years over night. But you need to be able to keep the lunatics in check. Reform is just people voting for Farage atm iyam. If this tosser is gone the party will have nothing to offer, just with what happened to ukip. I am especially pleased that I know that I used the season ticket of your future secretary for education even though she isn’t able to park a car. I wouldn’t mind her become secretary of transportation though. She can’t do worse than Chris Grayling to get into the house of lords

ah right. I was a bit concerned you'd got your phone from the dark web..