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  1. ...this will be the year, I'm quite sure of it, so sure that I'm typing this into my pill case because the Toontastic certificate has expired again
    14 points
  2. 🎶 Working on the site Making up tales of shite That's mackems alright (That's mackems alright) Then copying wor flags Slagging off the mags That's mackems alright (That's mackems alright) Working all day For a pittance of pay Then blow it all on Saturday night And you tell tall tales But you don't know their names That's mackems alright. Working in the sun Drinking pop having fun That's mackems alright (That's mackems alright) Then a shite in the stand Spreadin' it around That's mackems alright (That's mackems alright) Fixed your seat all day For your owner you say? And sneak a cheese slice back to the wife Still you keep a little here To go with your free pint of beer That's mackems alright Yeah you play the game Then it's auf wiedersehen That's mackems alright (That's mackems alright) Telling the lie With a glint in your eye, 'Cause tomorrow you'll be back on the RTG site And you tell tall tales But you don't know their names That's mackems alright Yeah you play the game Then it's auf wiedersehen That's mackems alright (That's mackems alright) 🎵
    12 points
  3. They can't argue the toss. Those are arms length transactions with clubs that we have no affiliation with. They are, by definition, market value - in fact for Minteh we accepted less than Lyon offered us because the player didn't want to go there. And I completely disagree that it was mismanagement. They wanted to sell Anderson in January but he was injured. They tried to sell Miggy in January but he refused to go. Think something similar happened with Wilson. In the end, they sold two peripheral players and got £8m for a bloke who we were paying to sit around the house. He's now off the payroll now too. It all happened at the last minute because it was in the buying clubs' interests to make us wait til the last minute. Same reason a load of transfer window business happens on the last day, cos it's the point of maximum leverage. I honestly don't see the problem with it. We had a messy situation and we got out of it without any of our big stars going. Shame about Anderson but I suspect he was never going to be good enough for where we want to go. I don't know why there's so much fuss being kicked up about it. Fans on twitter saying "we need answers from the club". Answers to what? We had a PSR hole and we sorted it. There's your fucking answer.
    11 points
  4. No I don't think it's that, Dougle. I think I just misread something on twitter.
    11 points
  5. Not saying this against you by any means, but shit that's being thrown Miggy's way on twitter is a disgrace. We all want to see us sign someone better but the lad has done nothing but graft his bollocks since he's been here. I realise there is a heavy moron presence on twitter but the lad deserves better.
    10 points
  6. I’m gutted we’ve sold Anderson. I’m also annoyed that the board has allowed this to eventuate. He’s not quite Gazza/Waddle/Beardsley but it smacks of that era. The difference being back then we had to sell to stay afloat. Now we have to sell to, essentially, keep the top table free of riff-raff. Fucking bollocks man.
    9 points
  7. Nice to have a genuine Scottish person posting on here BTW, instead of just the three lads that watched Braveheart and started saying wee instead of little. You know who you are!
    9 points
  8. So @Isegrim, any chance on helping out a mackem in need. I mean, I know we don't always see eye to eye with the fans of massive lads, but we're all from the NE ateod, just like Oz when he famoulsy followed Sunderland during one of their many frequent European games. So, are there any classy establishments like the Blandford in Berlin?
    9 points
  9. Ashworth peering over the top of his reading glasses: "Excuse me, you little Yorkshire cunt, you cleared off the bulk of your PSR selling a lad for £33m that I signed a year previous for £7m. So shut your ENTIRE face, please."
    8 points
  10. My claim to Newcastle fame was Hearts played the makem trash few years ago in pre season friendly at tynecsstle and I walked right through them pre match wearing my Newcastle strip , took hell of abuse right enuf
    8 points
  11. Definitely worth £500m for the gallows synergy alone.
    7 points
  12. The East stand Newcastle United sign, sponsored by [insert company with PIF investment here] has a good ring to it, don't you think?
    7 points
  13. Hall permanent deal done/confirmed. I read somewhere (can't recall) that he's young enough to be signed as an academy player and so his fee doesn't have PSR ramifications, could be shite mind. It's absolutely tragic we can't just sign players without thinking "how's that effect the books" !! Boils my ancient piss.
    7 points
  14. 7 points
  15. The thing that makes me think he might turn out good is that he's gone to Brighton. When he was going to Everton, I was confident he'd turn out shit and find himself playing in the Championship sometime soon.
    7 points
  16. And, of course, the genocide
    7 points
  17. Meanwhile, in honour of our erstwhile fishbowl midfielder, the Leazes is renamed the Jenas Side.
    6 points
  18. It's fucking shite like. Off field its like the accountancy olympics on this place with the specky twats like Gemmill/Dazzler/ewerk having a nerd field day. Meanwhile the fuckers have ruined the game on the pitch with VAR. My mature piss too is turning to vinegar.
    6 points
  19. Twitter is the absolute dregs. If you're ever stupid enough, and I am often am, to click beyond the top level tweet into the replies, it is invariably an absolute bin-fire of the worst of humanity. I can well believe that some absolutely terrible things are being said about Miggy, but at the same time, the lad could, at the very least, read the dishwasher manual.
    6 points
  20. Wykiki is the closest thing to a twitter user on here. If someone has 3 good games they are ballon d'or contenders. Three bad ones and they should be banished to the SPL.
    6 points
  21. I'm assuming 10 points is the maximum possible penalty and that the likely penalty would've been in line with previous penalties, with Hope's "understanding" predominantly the result of his being a journalist and therefore a drama queen who suspends his common sense for the sake of a provocative headline.
    6 points
  22. First off, I like how he starts his piece with (a paraphrased): "There will be clever people that agree with me that these questions need to be asked, but there will also be thick cunt fan boys of the new ownership who can't even tie their own shoes and are happy to go through life with their eyes closed." Always a great way to get people to read the rest of your article. He then immediately reveals that he doesn't know the difference between transfer fees and profit on sale of a player. A bad start. The rest of it is just a typical Michael Martin misery fest. Most of what I assume he thinks are really challenging unexplained questions, are nothing of the sort. Running a football club is hard. Trying to get a completely stagnant football club to compete at the top level is even harder. Trying to do all of that whilst remaining in compliance with crazy PSR rules is harder still. Gambles needed to be taken, and were. And at the end of it all, we've managed to meet our PSR requirements by selling two peripheral players, and getting compensation for a bloke who we were paying a pretty penny to sit around his house. A pretty successful outcome all things considered. And all this bloke wants to do is piss and moan about it. Gordon and Isak are still here, but he wants to fucking moan about the fact that they might not have been. We've had our pants pulled down cos Man United only paid a reported £8m for Ashworth. What a misery.
    5 points
  23. Gemmill suckinmg the Ashworth cock:
    5 points
  24. Sorry, didn't get a word of that.
    5 points
  25. 5 points
  26. Welcome. In honour of your presence, I present you with Selkirk's most famous celebrity.
    5 points
  27. We've just signed another keeper from Norwich. It's like FM when you put a load of bids in and forget to cancel them.
    5 points
  28. That we would be a good comeback from anyone else in the universe mr relegation predictor.
    5 points
  29. sit or stand?
    5 points
  30. I hate transfer windows, just months of whining bitches crying about made up bollocks.
    4 points
  31. Germans good at planning shocker.
    4 points
  32. https://www.editkev.football/p/opinion-trust-the-process Since Wiki is so tight he wouldn't even give us a link!
    4 points
  33. Blame psr, not the clubs doing what they can to navigate this bullshit and avoid a points deduction. Hopefully this will be the end of it in its current form. It’s killing the game, along with VAR
    4 points
  34. fucking hell, they're twins.
    4 points
  35. Whatever, it wasn't me spunking in my pants at the astronomy chat in GC the other day, fucking Gamesmaster.
    4 points
  36. Who are we landing next, 3rd choice striker maybe?
    4 points
  37. Do you ken Gillespie, The wee bearded lad The best third choice keeper Newcastle ever had
    4 points
  38. Look at you all fawning over the new person. Pathetic.
    4 points
  39. asm or anthony gordon?
    4 points
  40. £20m see ya, sucker of course the mancs waited till after the psr deadline
    4 points
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