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".....and then I just write these fantasies out for an online football message board. It all seems so real at the time. Everyone gets cross and somehow feels validated."

I don't know much about him off the field. He looks like he couldn't even work the dishwasher though, so you might be right. Just standing looking at the dishwasher and looking at his wife. Dishwasher. Wife. Dishwasher. Wife. All the while with that manic grin on his face.

it's been pissing me off for a little while now how we're seemingly hell bent on being the nice guys. we've even voted in favour of stuff which appears counterproductive. enough of this bollocks, get in to them and fuck them up, sell no fucker, buy who we fucking like, announce the biggest stadium sponsorship the world has ever seen.... etc etc. then bankrupt the premier league with its legal fees. won't be happy me till richard masters' head is stuck on a spike outside the strawberry, the corrupt, smarmy, greasy tory cunt.

PL and wykikitoon missed the end cos they were "tired", aka trapped under a web of their disgusting spunk.

Get this lad sold, and if there's still a gap, chance the points deduction. Then sue the Premier League for anti-coemption!

Hopefully he’s arrogant enough so that he’ll take things so far that he ends up serving some serious time. Because he’s a genuine existential threat to the establishment that’s indulged him up until now. So the gloves are off there. And he’s also a genuine self-serving, traitorous cunt, who’s bitten off more than he can chew, motivated by greed.

Gloomy seriously is out of them little boy pants. I like it!

I see the gormless six fingered tramps are coming up with more shite …can’t fathom out why the term ‘Toon’ is used …apparently John Hall invented it in 92 says one thick cunt, and anyway it’s a City not a town says another windowlicker…I seem to remember it always being called the ‘toon’ since I could first speak, and I’m nee spring chicken, but let’s not let facts get in the way. And anyone who wasn’t born within 3 yards of fuckin Greys Monument isn’t a Geordie marra. They’re a strange breed who crave identity but it will always just be oh that shithole near Newcastle…The Toon!

There he is, he has pissed off in hembarrasment already

Seems legit.

I think they've just gambled on some stuff and it hasn't worked out - getting out of the CL group for example. Which, if we had been in any sort of reasonable group, we would have had a chance. Had we had Tonali for the season, that would have changed things too. They've tried to sell Almiron and Wilson, with the former refusing the move. That was probably plan A for sorting this and it didn't work out. Also, don't forget, the PL has moved the goalposts during this three year period in terms of associated party transactions as well. It's not an exact science when it's being done over a 3 year period like this. They're trying to balance making progress and improving the squad with not breaking this stupid fucking rule. It won't be easy. There's so many moving parts, and we're in this massive growth phase for the project - if they're not pushing the boundaries, we'd have had to be much more conservative in previous windows, which none of us would have wanted.

We need video of this. I'm sure they'll deliver soon.

You can't just make words up and sue people for it. Even our Saudi genies won't get away with that.

The prestigious HQ of Rich Energy looks about right…

What Gloom thinks people from Saudi look like.

If we end up being forced to sell Isak on the cheap (which is anything under 150m) to fuckin Chelsea because of PSR then that'll be the absolute height of this farce. Utterly ridiculous. I don't even know what to say to this shit. Chelsea have taken the piss with FFP more than anyone, yet somehow they're in a position to inquire after our players because we're apparently the ones in a financial spot of bother. Fuck right off. This shit is corrupt as it comes.

"Me source, Tiny Tess, the twenty stone monster from the Seaton Delaval social clurb has told me FC Al Hi-Barba from the Saudi league are willing to pay up to 15 mill for the man who would eat himself if he could, one Callum Wilson esquire. You heard it in the deli's bogs first. Lol."

Jimb O'Telly

We don’t read it anyway tbf, it’s just a place to drop gifs in since Albert died.

ewerk breaking the broken news. He hasn't been the same since the food poisoning.

Our second largest transfer fee ever received and the cunt never even played a minute for us.

This PSR nonsense is putting me off. I have totally lost interest in transfer activities in the PL because it is not about teams being able to improve but to balance their books. That is unless you are one of the few chosen ones who are able to do whatever they want.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c720wjxzz9ro Fuck off BBC Man just fuck off

Just do a Man City and cook the books then deal with the consequences ten years down the line.

If we're prepared to sell Gordon, then Bruno and Isak are also absolutely for sale. It's a joke this though. All to meet an arbitrary figure. I'd honestly take the 6 point deduction over this. It might cost us CL but it's not gonna relegate us or anything. Good chance selling one of these lads costs us CL anyway.

Also, there’s loads of cities where the locals will talk about ‘going into town’ or whatever in reference to the city centre. Just another example of them making something up then getting worked up about it

On the plus side, imagine how he’ll feel after having spent several million pounds of his own money in this Tory election campaign

Just keep doing reports on Minteh at Brighton if that's what you need to get through this. We won't say anything.

We're taking the dribble deduction, and YOU will have to lump it!

She's nailed it BTW.

I wish duck lip would remove those sunnies too the slack cunt.

Well it’s about as truthful as any of his other posts.

All seems to be going as well as ever with Rich Energy.

As much as an absolute shit show the PSR is and that's clearly now coming to the fore, I can't once again help but think the club has mismanaged this. Aye it's not easy to ship around players and get the right value, but we're seriously here offering our prized assets to our rivals a day before the 'deadline'? Absolutely ridiculous. This is what the great project has come down 3 years down the line, what a great look for the project and attracting more talent. Chelsea might have shady owners but they've managed to pull through twice now while we put our nice guy hats on and peddle our best players to direct rivals. Terrible. Where are the PIF? I've been thinking there's surely one last trick down the sleeve here but we're clearly desperate now. I can't buy that there's NOTHING that could have been done in the past 6 months or so when it already should have been clear what are finances will look like at this stage. Miggy saying no to Saudi or Minteh to Lyon has unraveled everything? Sheesh

This is nice..... (and also how gemmill started off as well*) *Grooming kids, not playing guitar.

London Blue arriving to correct the record in 10, 9, 8 ...

I mean half an hour later he's posted this, so basically take no comfort from that last tweet.

Smoke and mirrors, it now makes sense that you are the chicken nonce in disguise 🥸

Talking sense for once. It’s wine and chicken tonight

WTAF? Take the points deduction ffs

I didn’t watch it all, just going on some comments on Elons’s hate app. Probably just some jealous twats because she looked and sounded brilliant 🤩 I was a bit “tired” 🍺 so I went to bed before the end…

Glad Dummett wasn't out of work for too long.

Pair of fiveheads.