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They did start off as red slices...

"How was your pink slice, sir?" MLF:"Ang on a minute an ahl tell ya, marra......nom nom nom, grunt, slurp, schlopp." "Like six in a rowa, marra. Haway the Kyril again! Ah hayatatted him till I die after the black cats bar mag surrender but eyze won me back ovah after eyting this lush pink slice of cheyse so ah winnott have a bad wud to say agayanst him now, like. FTM!"

Must be fucking loads in Sunderland playing five-a-side these days or doing painting in the house with something quick and comfortable to just chuck on? I mean they wouldn't dream of wearing the new shirts going to a game/MetroCentre/airport would they? That would be frightfully similar to Mag behaviour and that would never happen, would it?

I can't watch this without thinking about HMHM doing it

In fairness, he was in the back of an ambulance when he got clocked.

That extra time pissing about with quotes has cost you HUGE!

I'm with him on the dismissive attitude towards women's football. It's fucking shite and the only people with any time for it are traumatised lesbians and men who can't pull.

Live from his cell in HMP Frankland

Turns out I had 2 different sellers conflated and my projector is in the post ffs, I'm turning into my mother

It either didn't happen which is sad as fuck or it somehow did and the new manager is showing signs of desperation already before he's even started. (Probably the former).

I’m the same in bed with the wife.

I'm dying to know what happened in the stanley bookies incident me. I mean i know they're rock and everything, however there was mags who used to drink in the kings head in stanley during the 80s who'll be knocking on the door of 60 now but I'd still put money on them to beat the living shit out of your average fake stone island wearing sunderland supporter.

Fish: "Yeah the whole concept of superheroes being breeded by a global evil order and trying to replace the US military really grabs you and is well put together and highly plausible but Urban's accent is difficult to get past."

It's Van De Ven, but when he's skidding along on his head.

Not saying we definitely should have taken Jack Grealish but...

He is nee Shola!

You missed an open goal here, should have been "fecking geese"

Gene Wilder / Richard Pryor. Dream ticket. Just need to bring them back from the dead.

Take it up with the Staveley-Ghodoussi's mate, fuck all to do with me. They don't let me pick the players anymore.

I thought I had made my position clear on DCL for the last time.

GET HIM FUCKIN' TELT! I didn't chip into wor Joey's go fund me for a bunch of fucking Jeremy Vine stans to get on here and ruin the place. Laurence Fox would be spinning in his grave, but he's sadly still alive.

I quite like women’s football. Certainly don’t have a problem with. Before you ask, I’m not a lesbian

Great minds…

Well....which one are you?

Aye, he's an arsehole, he's completely winging it, and he's gonna fuck it right up. I think I'm in love.

They said I would never get over my Phil Collins addiction But take a look at me now!

The sentence structure and the spelling mistakes are funny enough never mind their intent and the contents of their (shit) fantasies.

This feels like a "Say the line, Meenz!" trap and I am determined not to fall for it. 😏😉🍆

First shown on the Cooking Channel.

We have one Isak Haydem. Absolutely cracking player, destined for huge things, European experience and developed in Arsenals academy. Would be sad to see him go tbh

Give he's into public displays of auto-asphyxiation, he probably is.

i'd be one of the quickest from the top of a tall building

Get this WOKE BULLSHIT out of my FACE, SOYBOY!

LEZZA!

'King Gareth and football's English Crusaders' set to start production after the 'Three Lions' triumphant summer

They way they're dressed and the locks they could be Milli Vanilli's grandas.

Not now Silent Singer!

No.

What an ocean going fuckin cunt this fucker is.. the entire fan base will hate him very soon iyam…

John Hall's wife is called Lady Mae btw. Not Lady Mary. Fucking stupid mackem cunt.