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I know what I think, if he's joining them cunts I hope he's fucking shite.

"Tread very carefully with the answer to this, mind. Very fucking carefully Indeed."

When he got finished by bbc, did it not occur to him that part of the reason might have been that him and Alan Green had spent the preceding 15 years or so going on like they’d rather be anywhere else? The boring fucking cunt

Released 8th March 1999

What a lush few days, sitting in the garden enjoying the week off before I start (another) new job*. Could've started today but it's our anniversary today and meant to be nice all week so I negotiated a start next Monday instead. Had a look around the place and hard to judge what it'll be like but I couldn't have asked for a better location or work hours, the holidays are 'normal' (for me) and not the shit UK statutory allocation however for the first year I'm on minimum wage (it won't rise too much after that) and the wife is applying for universal credit to top us up, (she could've been claiming this for about twelve years, it wouldn't have gave us much extra at my old place but it would've paid her national insurance contributions which is why we looked into it and found out about it). I never see the rags/govt going on about benefits not claimed but she also saved the government thousands by not claiming DLA years after she could've as well. Anyway, I've made sweets to make people fat, made beer to make people drunk and fat so will be now making implements and aids to help people walk or save them from discomfort so I'm making amends for my previous wicked occupations. (If anyone has any halo's lying around, prepare to crown me now). * If anyone fancies a flutter, see Rishi's Conservative Bets LTD for the best odds of how long I'll stay? (But remember folks, please gamble responsibly).

I saw a clip at the weekend of yanks introducing their mates to someone compared to s Brit Yank 'This is Chip, he's a great guy, works really hard and is always there for you' Brit 'This is my mate Dave, he's a fucking nonce' 😂

"Mossad set those dates."

He was the same on Epstein's island apparently. Had a worse time than the lasses.

I'm guessing you must have real difficulties choosing the right anniversary card? "No, no, no. Don't you have one which says semi-permanent wife? And not this forever stuff, have you got one which says currently or for now? GOnna have to go to Moon pig again I guess".

£60m bids start tomorrow.

Anyone with pets should make preparations for fireworks.

"as long as I didn't break confidentiality and infringe on my previous employers business, it was all good." Like sharing contractual information with prospective employers, and then meeting with the Wolves sporting director on behalf of Man Utd/INEOS? The fucking thick cunt masquerading as an intellectual is the worst kind of thick cunt.

Most of the stuff Sammy posts sounds like someone left a microphone on a building site. He was disqualified WELL BEFORE he got the century wrong.

tenpoless said: "Its like a jail for him at the moment. Why would any other top executives join Newcastle after this? Theyre not the end destination and should stop acting like one. They should know their role at the moments is similar to BvB, just a stepping stone for bigger clubs. Ronaldo would have called this slavery."

Move over Le Tiss, there's a new kid in town.

UK election date 2024: 4th July US election date 2024: 5th November

I’d happily swap to a robot wife is she gave it the old “hawk tuah” on my “thang” every now and again.

Sneaked him out in his moustache and sneezed him onto a Mossad sponsored yacht waiting in the Hudson, and he still bores every cunt to sleep when talking about it.

The way the defender falls over. Get fucked. That's the sort of thing you see when Kim Jong-Un is through on goal.

FOOTBALL CHAT / GENERAL CHAT CROSSOVER!

Rumour has it Lawrenson was the last visitor to Epstein before he died, was there for hours evidently, it then happened shortly after he left.

She must be due probation soon.

Thank God for that. Should be brilliant given their track record.

Being a family friend of the Maxwell’s is not the flex Lawro thinks it is. Conspiracy shit aside, he’s admitting to being mates with a bloke who fraudulently shafted his employees out of hundreds of millions in pension, on top of being an all round dodgy bastard - and broke bread with his human trafficking, diddler daughter. I’d probably keep that to myself tbh

we should've done that anyway with dubravka. pettiness should be the name of the game in all dealings with those cunts.

£150m for DCL and £152m for Minteh. Should be sound.

I totally get your general point but the specific about DCL is way off imo. In the last three seasons he has managed 14 league goals and 5 assists from 66 games. In the same time Wilson has manage 35 goals and 6 assists from 69 games. So we'd be spending £35m (if reports are true) to get a younger, less effective, just as injury prone player. I'd have no problems bringing him in with Wilson and Isak but to replace either of them weakens us as far as I can see. I can see how the signing of Cook and some of the other, not incredibly exciting, signings that have been talked about improve the base level of our squad without necessarily improving our first team and with a low outlay they potentially allow us to spend big on the area's of the team that are weakest. But spending £35m on a striker who's worse than what we have doesn't make sense to me.

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I get why all of these rumors feel underwhelming to many, not what we expected after becoming the 'richest club in the world'. It's just the reality of what the PSR have made football though. DCL for Wilson makes sense, especially if given his age we're able to get higher $ for Wilson from Saudi. Looks like we're monitoring a number of CBs, fairly confident we'll get someone decent in. Tomori > Kilman from what I've seen but lets see where we land. On the whole, having either of those and Burn/Kelly as backup makes for a very decent defensive squad. RW of course is the big one. I wonder if Barnes becomes a regular started on the left and Gordon moves to the right as we've seen on occasion. Still, replacing Miggy is absolutely paramount. He sticks out like a sore thumb with the quality of the rest of our attack now. If we were in for Olise clearly 50-60M has been earmarked for that position, should be interesting to see who's next. Neto links popping up again but surely we don't sign him, DCL and Kelly in one window with their injury records and what we suffered through last season

Well that’s basically a slight variation on what mackems get a buzz out of 👍🏻

Being a Scotland fan has it’s upside, we get a new team to support every time England play, it’s not all bad.

My parents went to Amalfi without me when I was about 10/11. Never fully got over the abandonment and started joy riding while they were away

The big news from social media today is the that Trippiers Mrs has unfollowed him on insta.

There's another two threads appeared obssessing about gravy stained mages wearing replica shirts again. Cos they hadn't talked about it enough, clearly. This seems like a normal level headed chap, definitely not a violent person.

I’ve just bought me a Onemesh WiFi System which has parental controls built in. You can see what each of the little fuckers has been upto, and when. Last night my 9 year old was still faffing 1hr after lights out so I locked that bitch down.

AppBlock you do once, set and forget baby. It has a "strict" setting so that even the person that owns the phone can't get around it or disable the blocking. I mean your daughter may never speak to you again, but needs must.

Check the Epstein flight logs. And pity the poor cunt that got sat next to him.

Everton have been wholly dire for several seasons, though they weren't last terrible last season. He's a finisher. If it was a swap between the two (it's not) IMO it would be a no brainer to get the player 5 years younger who's superior in the air and has been playing hamstrung by a poor side. Many Everton supporters didn't rate Gordon.

I think the plan is to swap Minteh for DCL and say that it was a £35m value for PSR. I imagine if Minteh to Everton doesn't happen, then DCL to Newcastle won't happen.

Btw, 21st century tunes you like to hear, I'll say Moloko and 'sing it back'. Catchy as fuck and still sounds current.

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There's music from the 21st century? WTF? BTW asking Scotty about music is like asking your mum why your girlfriend won't blow you - it's just so wrong. TBH everything after this is just second place.

Fair Point.

Dee-Lite, memorable for an absolute banger and an absolute bang her of a catsuit.

Oh dear Roberto Without wanting to compound your misery on the night your lads just got tae fuck, I’ve got to say this is a strange hill to choose to die on, especially as you’re 100% wrong Let’s assume that Crazy In Love was the best track of the 21st C when it was realised in May 2003 ( it wasn’t). Its crown had barely had time to settle before it had its, admittedly fucking lovely, arse kicked three months later when this absolute Pop masterpiece was released. To prove it’s position as the best track of 2003, just tune in to your local commercial radio breakfast show, and after listening to Jenny and Jonno ,( or Kim and Kev, or whatever pair of vacuous window-lickers they have), wittering on about how they don’t understand coffee, or woke up scared of shoes, whatever verbal shite they spout, within 10 minutes it’ll be played. Every day, every station, still, over twenty years after its release. Why? Because it’s a an amazing pop record- you can not listen to it without at least one part of your body involuntarily tapping out the rhythm. Every cunt likes it- you can not go to a wedding, Christmas party, retirement do, family BBQ, whatever, without it inevitably being played. It’s a masterpiece. I’ll accept your apologies by proxy, as you’re obviously going to be busy crying in to your pint of Bucky, or approving new memberships to the Queen Bey Official Fan Club.

Well I have a two year old and a six year old so if they get up to the same sort of thing then I’ve really fucked up.