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I'm glad they didn't forget the FTM there. [Mops brow]

Pennywell the Clown.

at the risk of sounding like those tragic cunts and also I'm sure im probably repeating meself here, it's an absolute fact that during the 80s, arguably the worst decade for football violence this country has ever seen, we literally took the piss out of the mackems. and they know it. walking round the streets of roker on a derby day was like going for a sumday stroll in the local park, we had picnics in the fulwell end and used the clock stand as a stop off point if the roker end turnstiles were too busy. for fuck's sake we even had day trips over there for a laugh when they played an fa cup game against man utd as well as a bit of a party over there to see them off to the third division against gillingham. they offered precisely FUCK ALL at sjp in return, and they know that as well. what they will do though is convince themselves that not one single mag who took the piss lived to tell the tale, we were all, to a man, windmilled in to the black void of oblivion, because they're fucking fantasists. my fighting days are long gone, I actually feel quite proud that newcastle is a welcoming city without 'away supporters only' pubs on a match day. that said, I can't believe for one second that every fit, healthy, testosterone filled 20/30 year old mag is as soft shite, whereas their mackem counterparts are some sort of henry cooper/joe bugner/george foreman/muhammad ali/frank bruno/mike tyson hybrids, like these profoundly stupid cunts like to think they are. I mean.... that would be laughably ludicrous, wouldn't it?

Send it to your lass then.

I'm too scared to have a look on trg at the minute, it's like a messageboard version of the football factory and it's us that's taking all the kickings.

He bought the most successful cycle team in the world and now they're fucking shit

Now I know how Andy's old toys felt at Christmas. Even boldon man has abandoned them.

Regis Le Bris.... "Ey'll fit right in, marra! Welcome to 'breaking bad'. FTM."

Finger Tha Mams

I got to Roker Park four times. Where was this martial mackem attitude then?

That, dear friends, is where my partner comes from and my in-laws still live. In fairness, they do their best to avoid the town centre too...

You alright, Oz?

Those jammy cameramen at international tournaments always manage to find a hinny when they're just casually filming the crowd. It's uncanny.

Deflection won’t work, brother. You have to own your love of Taylor Swift. Is that a midlife crisis coming on?

Amen and nails it.

If the players can't press for 90 minutes, then send them out to do it for an hour, blow teams away, and then get your subs on. If Kane isn't fit, then stop picking him. Use your fucking squad. Also maybe stop picking a right back in central midfield, see that it doesn't work, and then do it again in the next game. Honestly the bloke can just fuck off.

Are you using the "for you" view? I don't go near that shit. "Following" view only and you won't get served up that drivel.

What are they playing? Doesn't sound like 633 squadron to me?

The kind of thing that undersexed housewives enjoy tbh.

YESSS CT! DAMASCUS IS YOURS!!

Taylor Swift is mint and so is this.

Best to avoid it especially if the MiL is a milf? That lad in the mobility scooter hunts them down like a lion chasing down buffalo in the Serengeti.

This video's like a comedy sketch with the punchline absolutely happening around 2.50. into it. (These cunts have gave us Tory government after Tory government, can we not just saw off the middle part of England downwards?)

You lot are really strange. Looking at it from far away you always think that with the personal to your disposal you should be up for it and do well. The reality is that despite the players you never employ someone who is able to use players and tactics to get the most out of it. I feared that Kevin would do it but bar Sir Robby and Hoddle you hardly ever used players and tactics correctly. You are really void of passion, you only do sometimes raise your game against us, but that’s it. Apart from always having players playing in positions that do not suit them the whole mentally and style is often just rubbish, I do like it , though.

I'd take the Tory winning Clacton over Farage. BTW did you know the Tory candidate (currently MP) in Clacton is the vicar off Bread? What a world we live in.

Fuck the Marinebirds I know it's marine birds but just go with it.

Taylor Swift musically is so boringly fuckin average it’s mind numbing how popular she is ( you could say the same about Foo Fighters who are also playing London this weekend) She’s nice looking but not very sexy. Possibly the most overrated person ever to walk the earth. Beyoncé is fucking light years in front of her both vocally and in the “looks like she could shag you to death” stakes . “Crazy in love” is the greatest pop single of the 21st century. I’d be surprised if I hear a better one tbh

The mail are saying that Everton value him at 35 million, and that they won't be forced into selling him on the cheap. In reality though given Everton's financial predicament and DCL's contract situation, there's surely plenty of leverage on our side to get him for less than his valuation.

Don't you start. 🙂

In fairness to DCL he only missed six games last season in the PL, with a few being for a broken cheekbone, and the others for illness. 32 games is a lot more than Wilson has managed in a long time. The two seasons previous were poor for him injury wise, but as back up to Isak there'll be a lot less pressure on him physically. Last year of his contract and still 27, he could be a bit of a bargain, as has already been said, if Howe et al can negotiate a fair price. Edit. Looked at Wilson's stats and he has been available for roughly the same amount of games for a couple of seasons previous to last season, but he was being managed by Howe in terms of minutes where as DCL was starting most games last season. Obviously keeping Wilson as well would be ideal, but that seems unlikely in terms of FFP.

Lewis Goodall is a national treasure. I think I'd emigrate after 6 weeks of speaking to people like that though.

These two btw.

English refs managing to bring our VAR circus to the highest level of football

Well done on convincing her so easily. And congratulations on your silver wedding anniversary btw

At least he realised it. Bobby wasn't faultless but did seem to understand he never knew everything. This cunt is an absolute fanny as a man and unwilling to listen to anything.

He spends 30 seconds railing against gardening leave which he doesn’t think exists in the business world but other than that, when asked what he’s changing, he just waffles for two minutes throwing in the odd buzz word like ‘intensity’. The man is obviously completely clueless about what is needed.

"It'll be alright, I've heard we're getting some top continental coach from France, probably taught the likes of M'bappe at Blewmfontain. Beyts any nobody from Bournemouth."