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Who the fuck is this cunt?

I used to dream of living in some remote cottage with the Corrs sisters, they'd occasionally have little jamming sessions but it would be gentle in a candlelit living room before I'd retire to bed with whichever one took my fancy that night. I'd get up to a beautiful day, the sun shining as I looked out of the bedroom window to see green fields and walk down to the smell of a lovely cooked breakfast the sisters had made me. Now I can't even be arsed to dream that.

Everyone is just done with this lot. PS Where's Rishi?

I dont see the value in letting Longstaff go for so little tbh. A 26 year old, experienced PL midfielder shouldnt be going anywhere for so little money.

I was gonna post this tweet last week, before Andrew de facto banned me, but it's been taken down now. It was surreal. A Mackem at the England match, surveying the crowd from I think near the NE corner, probably about 10,000 match attendees in his scope. He identified and zoomed into about 5 lads from a distance wearing Newcastle tops and of course started slagging them off for being gravy stained mags etc. Now I didn't realise there was an unwritten rule if you follow England you are not allowed to wear club colours even at your home ground. But maybe there is because way less than 1% were. Who really gives a shit? But who's the weirdo here. A lad in his 20s watching the match in a black and white top, or a person zooming in, filming them, slagging them off without their knowledge, and then posting it on social media? Of course, the fans of massive lads on RTG lapped it up. Sad Mackem Bastards.

I assume he's coming in as Pope's long term successor. Dubravka undoubtedly cost us points in the second half of the season and I suspect Howe wants him gone

That fucking security certificate. Fucked my chrome on my phone and my work PC, which let's be honest is my device of choice, blocked the site on every browser I threw at it. What a week of politics for this to happen. I was like this.

The original tweet appears to have been deleted, so I'm not sure what it's about, but the responses are as hyperbolically insane as we've come to expect. What? Normal.

Ladder, aye right.

Thanks Andrew

Done, let me know if you have any issues

I think most people our age have that fantasy. Largely because you're young enough to remember what it was like to live without responsibilities, and not old enough to be mortgage and kid free (and live largely without responsibilities). It's probably not all it's cracked up to be though. It would be nice for a few weeks, but people are social creatures by nature. There's a reason farmers have a higher suicide rate than most (and living in isolated rural areas is a contributing factor)

He spent five minutes with Cameron and this is what happens.

Aye there was loads of rope nonces there on Friday ☺️

English, 26 years old, regular first team starter in a team that made champions league. Got to be looking for £25m

I think the board software update I have slated for after the euros will handle that. If not then i'll go back to the drawing board and see if its fixable some other way

Reporting today suggesting that the Tories are split between whether bringing in Farage or bringing back Johnson is what's needed to return them to electability.

A new low? I'm not sure how real this is some people on the thread say they have seen it in rl, but surely not?

In increasing order of severity...

Proof that the Bay City Rollers could raise the dead

I definitely watch things where people lead an extremely simple, stripped-back life, and wonder whether they haven't got the right idea, aye.

I don’t know if it qualifies as a midlife crisis. Events tend to overtake these dreams, ambitions or whatever. But I think I’ve quite fancied the idea of it for as long as I can remember

Were you the corrs brother in this scenario?

KR’dyp.

Says the Kid Rock fan

Not with that mortgage you aren’t

I think pep plays him in a free roaming charva role.

“Then she shit down my arm”

I was sacked from the same job three times. 17-18 yrs old , Kielder Calvert Trust working as instructor. 1st time was for being late- I even lived on site, but slept in When the gaffer told me I was sacked I replied “ But I’m a volunteer- you can’t sack me” Which, whilst cheeky was technically correct, so he told me to “fuck off home for a week and then we’ll see” They rang me three days later asking if I could come back. 2nd time was for chinning this lad who was there building an extension, when I heard him saying some pretty unpleasant things about one of the lasses that worked there. I was full time employed by this point, and the lad was a proper little fucking rat that even his workmates hated- so, the sacking was pretty half-hearted. They rang me week later and offered me my job back, again. 3rd time was for banging the shit out of a visiting carer- Pixie cut hair, ballet dancer, flexible as fuck and filthy with it. 100% worth it. Again, they rang me a week later but I fucked them off this time as I’d got a job as a climbing instructor near Keswick.

Got a link?

"People say if I'd gone to Man United, Alex Ferguson would have kept me on the straight and narrow. Eric Cantona kicked someone in the neck, Wayne Rooney went with a granny, and Ryan Giggs went with his brother's wife...... Maybe I would have fitted in after all"

No a bloke called Chris. He was an old guy. My mate went to a talk done by that John Dunne I think a couple of months back. Said he was a really nice bloke

No, Kilnsey was for the elite boys when I was grimping. I was good but not elite good

Day trip from Glasgow on public transport so Arran's premier tourist attraction will have to wait until next time. With all the low cloud we might have driven straight past it without realising anyway...

Just put top ten motd on about their predicted top ten players of the euros coming up. They put ten players in no particular order as they'll obviously put them in an order. It got as far as Virgil Van Dijk and I turned it off.

Better not be a next time 😡

🙂

Rather someone who'll improve and won't demand first team football leaving money to invest elsewhere.

Good signing IMO Burnley must hate us taking their keepers 😆

If you care enough you’ll find it yourself 😘

I thought it was noticeable how little stick Pickford got the other night (probably because he was angling for a move here in his recent interview ) Remember when they applauded Townsend for 90 minutes straight when he played for England at their place whilst a toon player? Nah me neither.

I think Leazes is owed a huge apology.

Mags getting chinned as usual, this time from West Ham fans pissed off at us for something or other?

I just assumed the “ UNSAFE SITE- ATTACKERS ARE TARGETING YOUR DEVICE” message was from the same lads who tell me about local milfs gagging for it in my area.