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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c722j5gp65jo quite moving I think the tribute to dave myers, damned impressive sight I'd imagine seeing 20,000 motorbikes passing you on the m6 if the beebs estimate is anywhere near correct. @Kid Dynamite not fancy dragging on of them old classics out of the garage for the day? incidentally.... does the north east have a biker type meet ups these days,? back in my youth there was obviously westgate rd, witnessed some fucking impressive wheelies up and down sat on the wall opposite up harry woods bike shop in the 70s. also, the old air strip at tranwell near morpeth was very popular on a sunday, a couple of deaths prompted massive police road blocks preventing people getting on the runway and was completely blocked off in the end.

"Biggles"

I love Nigel cos he tells it like it is. You're all gonna have to start paying for healthcare? Ya wha? Can we get back to hating on brown people, Nigel, cos you've lost me here.

I think pep plays him in a free roaming charva role.

Mods, can we make this Gemmill’s custom title?

that is amazing. Goodall's tone and tining are perfection.

It could have been worse for those who left, they could’ve been watching the debate on BBC.

What a fucking melon.

100% true then if its in the Star 😂

If you care enough you’ll find it yourself 😘

Reform will have him if he can get himself to a Wetherspoons in time.

“Then she shit down my arm”

Good signing IMO Burnley must hate us taking their keepers 😆

Possibly. But if his sale finances 2 or 3 signings the it might be a gamble worth taking

I wasn’t really aware of that. I did see him at Belfast City Airport once. Going off the size of him sectarianism isn’t the only thing he needs to lay off

If he’s that highly rated you’d think the club would be doing everything to convince Almiron to go to Saudi Arabia. Rather than flog this kid to a PL rival.

Nailed on, I reckon

Was it not just Jack Charlton?

They're lovely!

Reading that, it’s more likely to have been a young emu. No chance you’d get an ostrich in a bag Also, there’s a picture of an emu, labelled as an ostrich

I guarantee her granddaughter has just started to nod along with her racist bullshit for a quiet life.

New kink unlocked ✅

She is. Iirc, she was a naval reservist who did the least possible to retain that status before taking the maximum amount of time allowed as a sabbatical due to a career before leaving. Whilst making out she’d been in the proper military

This would be too much to ask surely. A Sunak concession speech with Binface stood behind him?!

Binface confirmed as standing against Sunak in Richmond. Great lad.

Aye, they’re down to three and I believe it’s the current St Mirren manager, the current Stockport manager and the ex-AZ manager. Not sure on the last one but since he’s out of work, he’s the one that’ll come in

I think her best bet tonight would be to stand there in silence for the full hour while holding a big fuck off sword.

there wasn't a more naturally talented english player in the 80s/90s

Particularly liked the use of the Dion Dublin / homes under the hammer footage

OGS being clamoured for now because of his good manager record of relegating Cardiff and putting them into relegation form the following season before getting sacked. He followed that up by being shite at Man Utd and leading them on a barren run without trophies except a losers medal in the europa league.

There was another story saying us being included was shite too as it didn’t factor in any of last seasons additional income from sponsors and the CL money

Pep has taken all the fun out of Grealish. He will have a bunch of medals to his name when he retires but he was better being a big fish in a small pond playing the maverick role.

Same vibes. Only this bloke was a legend and Sunak is a nonce.

Sunak is so bad at this it's fucking incredible.

Not that he’s the same type of player. But the situation reminds me of Rooney at Man Utd a bit. Where the role in the team at his club had diminished a lot of what made him an exciting player in the first place

Putting aside the fact it was disrespectful, it was a completely stupid thing to do. In the run up to an election you want to look powerful, what better way to do that than be on the evening news shaking hands with other world leaders. This campaign is going to become the reference guide in how not to run one.

Fairly sure this isn't the right technique

He's not a fighter, he's a tit. His dad was a tit maker.

At the next debate when Starmer mentions his dad was a tool maker, I reckon Sunak turning to him and asking "were you his biggest?" would flip the polls for a Tory win. It would bring the house down.

That's just the start. Then the kids become teenagers and overnight complete shits. Your gut increases in size exponentially past the age of 40, no matter what exercise you do, not that you'll have time for it. Hair turns grey if you're lucky or falls out if you're Gemmill. Everybody at work becomes younger than you and out the corner of your eyes you can see their pity. What else? Oh aye. Weddings are replaced by funerals. Hangovers become living hell. You start grunting when you sit up from a sofa. And rather than lust after Porno Bridget, you worry she'll end up with a prolapsed disc, just like the one you've just suffered. Enjoy. 👍