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This is a good move by Labour, both politically and morally.

"Beeb political team to conservative party, repeat, Beeb political team to conservative party....." 🎶 🎵

between here, my actual job and the only fans I have three, and I’m on holiday from all of them so

“Then she shit down my arm”

I was sacked from the same job three times. 17-18 yrs old , Kielder Calvert Trust working as instructor. 1st time was for being late- I even lived on site, but slept in When the gaffer told me I was sacked I replied “ But I’m a volunteer- you can’t sack me” Which, whilst cheeky was technically correct, so he told me to “fuck off home for a week and then we’ll see” They rang me three days later asking if I could come back. 2nd time was for chinning this lad who was there building an extension, when I heard him saying some pretty unpleasant things about one of the lasses that worked there. I was full time employed by this point, and the lad was a proper little fucking rat that even his workmates hated- so, the sacking was pretty half-hearted. They rang me week later and offered me my job back, again. 3rd time was for banging the shit out of a visiting carer- Pixie cut hair, ballet dancer, flexible as fuck and filthy with it. 100% worth it. Again, they rang me a week later but I fucked them off this time as I’d got a job as a climbing instructor near Keswick.

Most standard squaddies are thick as fuck

It boils my piss when proper low paid workers come out and say they’d vote for them. Like, why? What have they ever done for you? Give you a few quid in tax cuts, but ensured your food, rent, energy bill goes up by thousands. Made it so you have to go to food banks to feed your kids, made it next to impossible to see your GP, and god forbid you need treatment at a hospital. But really they vote for them because the tories want to sink boats full of brown people. That’s the ugly truth of it.

I barely leave the house and I don't have kids. Current fashion trends are as big a mystery to me as the clitoris is to the rest of this forum.

Putting aside the fact it was disrespectful, it was a completely stupid thing to do. In the run up to an election you want to look powerful, what better way to do that than be on the evening news shaking hands with other world leaders. This campaign is going to become the reference guide in how not to run one.

Fairly sure this isn't the right technique

Defaults immediately when pushed to robotically repeating his first answer. Ignore that last post, he'd fluff the punchline.

Standard lost prophets fan response.

Any day you encounter anyone is a bad day for them 👍🏻

Ooof that advert will cover any shortcomings the shirt has, that's class. Agree that the front of the shirt looks great, the back not so much. Better with numbers maybe? Anyway, come take my money you deviously sexy corporate bastards

The BBC political team, aka CCHQ Spin Team deployed to nullify things. @Dr Gloom

That cunt Sunak needs to do some national service

Some mate that Sunak has for an advisor, mind. Leaving the D-Day commemorations early sounds like the kind of thing you’d tell your mate to do on a wind-up and Sunak is genuinely stupid enough to do it

I’m not sure Southgate has ever fully fancied Grealish tbh and he’s now got good reason not to take him. Surprised with no Maguire but you suspect that’ll be the end of his international career now. All in all, the squad is as expected; chocka with attacking talent and very threadbare with quality at the back. You’re going to need an unbelievable tournament from Pickford, Stones and Walker to win it. Probably from Rice as well since he’s going to be going backwards more than forwards

Back at Adidas Sales HQ...... "Yeah, that advert looks pretty good. Can we post this up on RTG for a neutral POV on the new shirt campaign, please? Someone? Cover all bases and that."

At least you got to try out some of your chat up lines

She is. Iirc, she was a naval reservist who did the least possible to retain that status before taking the maximum amount of time allowed as a sabbatical due to a career before leaving. Whilst making out she’d been in the proper military

They should just do a plain black Adidas originals beckenbauer trackie with whites stripes down the side and the trefoil / club badge. The retro gear is nice though. The strip itself looks like a boring template

This would be too much to ask surely. A Sunak concession speech with Binface stood behind him?!

Penny Mordaunt must be looking forward to the debates tonight. This has probably cost her her seat cos it was on a knife edge previously and she's a bit of a fake armed forces type.

OGS being clamoured for now because of his good manager record of relegating Cardiff and putting them into relegation form the following season before getting sacked. He followed that up by being shite at Man Utd and leading them on a barren run without trophies except a losers medal in the europa league.

Breaking News: Yesterday's breaking news was made up.

Pep has taken all the fun out of Grealish. He will have a bunch of medals to his name when he retires but he was better being a big fish in a small pond playing the maverick role.

Sunak is so bad at this it's fucking incredible.

Not that he’s the same type of player. But the situation reminds me of Rooney at Man Utd a bit. Where the role in the team at his club had diminished a lot of what made him an exciting player in the first place

Grealish supposedly had the season of his life last year. He ended up with five league goals and eleven assists in a side that won the quadruple. Hardly world class figures. And as for him being a game winner? He has two goals to his name for England, against Andorra and Iran.

Adidas did a small release of a tracky top and football shirt about 15 years ago. I had both and they were lush

Because they read the Daily Mail or The Sun.

Who is the clitoris?

I would play Foden 10 and Bellingham 8

I hope someone pulls him about the tickets and other related shit the arselicking cunt. Sorry..... 👏

"I'm shewa wey'll have a big keyew too when the industrial yewnut in Spennymewa gets the Sunderland badges posted out to print on the new shirts."

It now transpires the original plan was for him not to attend at all. They'd told the French he wouldn't be there cos he'd be too busy campaigning, and what happened yesterday was their compromise. It is genuinely like they're trying to lose.

Is that a record? Can anyone beat HMHM?

Nope… no idea am sure Daveydown-with-the-kids AKA @Howmanheyman will fill me in, they’re right up his strasse

I use that one in Sunderland, it’s always a winner.

I shouldn't have took it, every weekend should've been a deal breaker straight away so HR's fairytale on the holiday entitlement gave me an excuse to say what I should've in the first place. Twelve hour shift taking nearly an hour to get home? Every weekend? Seriously, though, zero tolerance now. I want everything in writing and tbqfhwy, I won't accept anything that involves night shift or weekends, I'm done pretending. Been there done it, had enough.

Have you jacked it in already?