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Maddison ✅✅

I know someone who would approve of craic that reeks as bad as this.

Anyone called Barney ✅

No Euros for Maddison.

There’s not a lot to argue with here. Remember when after Abramovich waltzed into Chelsea 20 years ago and the arseholes in the media all clucked “ooh the days of millionaire PL owners are over….you’ve got to be a BILLIONAIRE nowadays!”?….. well here we fuckin are lads. Of course NUFC got their billionaire, and he turned out to be fuckin useless. And now we’ve got our nation state owners and they’ve currently got their hands tied behind their backs due to rules brought in by the PL members to stop clubs “doing a Portsmouth” for fucks sakes the disingenuous bastards, half a dozen of whom were perfectly happy to sign up for the ESL two summers ago and destroy the English near 150 year old football pyramid . Just to say what Man City are attempting is fuckin nauseating but it is only the logical conclusion of what Premier League is. https://www.theguardian.com/football/article/2024/jun/05/manchester-citys-trumpian-tactics-spotlight-autocratic-creep-in-football?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

A mate of a mate of mine worked for South Tyneside council and got covered after hitting a large bag of dog shit with a strimmer. He doesn’t drive so he then had to get the bus home.

Can any readers top that anecdote?

🎵 Oohhhh! Adidas's advert is fucking magic It really is all that They could've used the NUFC YouTube 'stars' But they said, 'No, fuck that!' We want to be professional In the famous black and white And when we sort this PSR shite We'll sing this song all night.... 🎶

This campaign and this sportswear is absolutely going to make us the football top of choice for Italian and French trendy lads playing five a side. I’m going to do my bit for FFP by buying fucking loads of it

At least you got to try out some of your chat up lines

Kids

I shouldn't have took it, every weekend should've been a deal breaker straight away so HR's fairytale on the holiday entitlement gave me an excuse to say what I should've in the first place. Twelve hour shift taking nearly an hour to get home? Every weekend? Seriously, though, zero tolerance now. I want everything in writing and tbqfhwy, I won't accept anything that involves night shift or weekends, I'm done pretending. Been there done it, had enough.

Got to find 100 in the next 24 hours as well. There'll be some real "local characters" in that selection. Mind Reform were still about 150 short. There was one of their candidates posted on his social media that he needed to gather a certain number of signatures so he'd be at the local Wetherspoons if people could pop in and help out.

Lads, you'll want to get your tickets for this one sharpish.

Should send that to anyone who says politicians are all the same

With a name like Barney the cunt must hate 'soccer' and love Rugby Union and hockey with the 'lads' Fucking nonce.

Fuck it, I’m applying to be the next leader of the Lib Dems, it looks great craic.

Back at Adidas Sales HQ...... "Yeah, that advert looks pretty good. Can we post this up on RTG for a neutral POV on the new shirt campaign, please? Someone? Cover all bases and that."

Aye. I think it’s the way of the world now. Just entitlement everywhere you go. i know some cunt on the school run that badgered the teachers and everyone else to get her child an autistic diagnosis. My boy said she is the most well behaved kid and top of the class for academia. Also runs for the school etc etc. Basically an Angel. There is no way she needs extra support both academically nor emotionally. Of course she might well autistic but she doesn’t need the big fat benefit payment she gets.

Talking to my mate you can throw in the "make or break" Ofsted visit too as adding to the pressure cooker atmosphere.

Maybe you need to have a word with your future ex-wife, eh?

Feel like I'm having a lucid flashback of coming home pissed from the bar at my folks house and putting the hitman and her on.

Oh it's real alright. Can you imagine the "special guests" given the headliners? Also venue tba. Seeing if they can get to double figures on ticket sales first.

They’ll have been that desperate, trying to get candidates for all the seats where the incumbent mp is standing down, that they won’t have had time to check their social media history. Which is nice, especially given the amount of weird sociopathic cunts that are Tory councillors etc

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/tory-election-candidate-quits-after-32972622 Tory candidate, a primary school governor and magistrate has to withdraw for having terminally shit patter. It's not even offensive, it's just complete dogshit. There'll be loads more of this to come. They were still 100 candidates short at the end of yesterday.

Thank God you're here to put us right.

Man City need to fund Pep's wages in League 1. 🙂

i find the whole thing slightly bizarre in all honesty, I mean what is it they actually want here? their success since the advent of fair market value is unprecedented anyway, its hardly like its been much of a hinderence to them as it with us. that said, I wish them every success in getting the rule abolished even allowing for the outrageous 'tyranny of the majority' statement, I find the notion that we could be forced to sell the likes of isak or bruno to an arsenal or a liverpool infinitely more objectionable. on the subject of the red dippers, the scouse socialist freedom fighters, hand wringing guardians of sporting morality have gone in to glorious meltdown on rawk. however despite all their angst, these 2 posts are what it's all about for them really, the self entitled cunts.

I enjoyed the regular calls from Interpol a couple of years ago telling me that there was an international arrest warrant. For some reason they always started swearing and hung up when I told them that I am a prosecutor and as they are from Interpol I order them to arrest themselves.

Id vote for him. He looks a right laugh

Looks like she’s buttering the cheeks as she waddles out, mind.

@MrRaspberryJam took a massive fibre shit on his lawn and that’s what caused the mower to pack up.

Ian Dury song When do candidates have to be declared by?… am trying to persuade a local bigot to stand for Reform as they don’t seem to have any candidates locally

Post-covid, parents think they now just a have a direct line in to teachers to criticise everything they do. The lack of SEND facilities now means that mainstream schools are just having to pick up the slack and it's basically impossible to run a classroom like that. All sorts basically. It's a fucking dismal profession these days. I was on a call the other day at work and one of the women on the call was complaining that she has to get her kid from school by 5pm now, and "I just don't think they give any thought at all to working parents". I genuinely had to bite my tongue not to say "bitch, they're TEACHERS. It's not paid fucking childcare. Your kids are going there to be taught. FOR FREE. Once the lessons are over, you're lucky they aren't bottled out to roam the streets. These people have their own kids to go home to as well you know" The entitlement of parents is easily the worst thing about the job according to my lass.

Have you jacked it in already?

Polls starting to flip following the guilty verdict....?

Friday. Get cracking.

https://archive.ph/ladqk to get past the paywall