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Hi all, you may see some site cert issues over the next few days. It’s absolutely nothing to worry about but it might make browsing a bit of a pain in the arse. Im away at the moment so I can’t fix it for a few days. Should be back on track by the weekend.

He's gone on holiday with the Patreon money BTW.

Man City have brought legal action against the Premier League to get rid of the related party transaction rules. Have I ever told you what a great bunch of lads you all are, @LondonBlue?

I'll just turn up. My last 'proper' job three of us turned up on the start date at the gate house for our induction/start and when the security rang through they said we weren't expected! We did all have letters with the date and time but was glad there was three of us just to confirm I wasn't going doolally. They took us in eventually as it was their fuck up and we were still there till it shut nearly twelve years later. I'm sure it's something similar and if it isn't then so fuck, it's an early start and involves working every Sunday so ....

He lived next door to my brother at one point. Borrowed his lawn mower and broke it and never told him

Was it the Scotch version?

I just assumed the “ UNSAFE SITE- ATTACKERS ARE TARGETING YOUR DEVICE” message was from the same lads who tell me about local milfs gagging for it in my area.

I think Leazes is owed a huge apology.

In slightly related news, I’ve just spent 5hrs on the phone with Lloyds recovering £4,500 from my Mam’s current account, fucking scumbag scammers got her with a “family member in trouble” text scam. Utter fucking cunts. I have to say that the lass from the bank was absolutely fantastic- once she realised that my Mam had been completely duped, she very subtly steered the conversation towards my Mam’s health, and got responses from her that enabled her to tick whatever boxes were necessary for a full, instant refund on the grounds of temporary bewilderment. Keep an eye on your older relatives chaps, even when they’re compos mentis it can still happen to them.

Never again ask for my advice and then ignore it. NEVER!

Yeah I told the cunt

Toonpack can’t get in at all. Good. Jambo bastard 😡

The crowds that have gathered for him this morning is mental. Doesn't necessarily mean he wins the seat, but there's certainly a significant number of people there to hear his rank patter. Speaking of rank patter: I think he might very quickly discover that being subject to the kind of scrutiny reserved for parliamentary candidates and elected MPs might not be quite as much fun as he expected.

Are you me?

I always just thought it would be some lucky bastards in another area who would have milfs gagging for it, I couldn't believe it when I found out they were on my doorstep! Get in!

Sheepskin is Steve Bruce Crombie is Tom Selleck’s Geordie cousin bomber jacket appears to be a time travelling Pete Doherty 😱

I got a call from a female scammer trying to get me to log onto teamviewer to check our router. She hung up when I asked if I could throat fuck her after I shoved it up her arse.

That's just the start. Then the kids become teenagers and overnight complete shits. Your gut increases in size exponentially past the age of 40, no matter what exercise you do, not that you'll have time for it. Hair turns grey if you're lucky or falls out if you're Gemmill. Everybody at work becomes younger than you and out the corner of your eyes you can see their pity. What else? Oh aye. Weddings are replaced by funerals. Hangovers become living hell. You start grunting when you sit up from a sofa. And rather than lust after Porno Bridget, you worry she'll end up with a prolapsed disc, just like the one you've just suffered. Enjoy. 👍

Personally, I’d be quite happy with a bland and boring PM- we’ve had the parade of clowns and seen were it’s got us.

So they’re talking about swing? 🤔

Honestly man, when I read through the text stream I felt sick, then furious. She was in a right state when I got round there, but all sorted, we brought her back to ours for tea and she’s back to her usual self…

it fucking better be us. while I appreciate they probably haven't wanted to appear to be rocking the boat too much less than 3 years in, I can't help but feel the saudis have been acting like a bunch of fucking pussies up to now. it's time our ownership put their necks on the block.

If the press gets to her she should say she just wants Farage to take his own advice and go back to where he came from

No way ewerk is related to her.

I'd ring and see if you can speak to someone. I don't think it's out of order at all to just say "the stuff never arrived, but I'm still intending on turning up tomorrow." If I was them and you hadn't received the stuff, I'd expect you to ring.

Lying in wait. Just a young lass as well. I bet she's woke and it was a pint of woke juice.

He’s just had a pint chucked at him by presumably a prospective constituent https://x.com/robertagoffin/status/1797980855589285892?s=46&t=Ob2-o4XW2OqBfdaNO_UQnQ

Tell him to use Edge. Once you click on advanced and proceed to site, it works after that. With Chrome, every time you try to change to a different page you get blocked but old Billy Gates is a bit more chill about the whole thing.

Better get over the hill Depay in then

At least he’s trying to bring ship building back to Newcastle

The MLF on the right was on pocket cheese duties for this infiltration, but let down the side by bringing tubes of Primula. Bald MLF is merely putting him right.

Pushing up Pineapples

I recently bought a hotel in Mayfair and another one on Park Lane. I was, of course, playing the board game Monopoly.

Bum fights

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0ddlwj4y7vo

not me mate, I hadn't even started school in those days..

@thebrokendoll in full effect on the Gallowgate.