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It was almost like a whirlwind how fast they rushed our takeover through, marra.

the 18 months or so the premier league spent kicking the can down the road was literally the happiest period in their tragic lives. absolutely pure, unadulterated joy that we'd been deprived of wealthy owners without a single solitary mention of human rights or amnesty international. fucking fantasists.

Reminds of this gem of a shop name pun. Most excellent.

If he doesn't want to play for us then fuck him. One of the universe's basic laws.

Too easy.

Glorious sunshine this morning shining over the North Sea. Summer feels like it has finally arrived. Meanwhile, I'm stuck with a winter coat on in Whitley Bay Ice Rink for 3 fucking hours as D2 does whatever ice skating stuff she does (normally the responsibility of Mrs Rents).

unpronounceable surname too, bloke's obviously a cunt.

I thought it was this fella all grown up

He doesn’t have to move house and uproot his kids (if he has any). European football on the cards and probably a nice pay increase over our offer. It’s a no brainier from him.

I still use piss up a rope, fuckstick much more often than I should

I saw them both a couple of weeks ago at the Leeds Marathon which is now named after him. He didn't look great. You knew it was going to come soon but its still a serious punch in the face. I was a season ticket holder at Headingley for 12 years and remember Rob breaking through into the first team. I went to the game yesterday and the atmosphere was wank despite beating the six fingered cunts down the road.

Ah, I’m gutted to hear that. I guess everyone knew his life would be seriously curtailed by the disease but it’s still horrible news. Like ewerk alludes to, him and his former captain Kevin Sinfield did loads to raise money and awareness about the disease in a way that totally transcended Rugby League (and sport in general to be honest).

An awful illness to have but by god did he do a lot with the time he had. Absolute legend.

Not to mention putting his brother in the House of Lords and trying to knight his father.

I might sympathise if you had to go 3 times a week for practice plus whatever games were on in whichever far flung corner of Scotland was hosting that weekend.

MF thinks "fuck it" and drives off for some impromptu mountain climbing.

Shame since he was on a free. Sounds like he's purely motivated by money, which I don't blame him for but I will hope his career falls to pieces at Chelsea.

Never has any one piece of content on the internet been more specifically tailored to me

Harry Kane watching this get announced.....

Always quite fancied his mum.

She’s still hoping Johnson is going to fire a bastard up her. That’s where her political position is IMO. Based on zero factual evidence but I’m pretty sure it’s true.

She Reay is like Goebbles. In that snip she implies MRP polls are less reliable than others, even though the exact opposite is true. MRP polls are typically correct to a few seats. Oh well, all she's going to do, if anything, is encourage Labour voters not to be complacent.

It is.

Apparently the Sunday Times thinks it’s a big deal that Starmer supposedly offered peerages to the likes of Abbott if they stood down. Did they make the same song and dance about Johnson giving a seat in the Lords to the son of an KGB colonel? Genuine question as it seemed to be a long time after the event that even became newsworthy

I’m just stunned that amongst their millions of STID worldwide fans there isn’t some bored billionaire ready to spunk his money away on them.… … that is, one who doesn’t need to ask his mam first.

They will, but the way that they often buy and then don't go on to consistently use players because of the lack of clear direction should be cause for concern. For most, when guided by their agents the most important factor is money, which Chelsea seemingly have an endless supply of. Though our owners have no limitation on spending our club does and so anyone that we do purchase will be to be used consistently, particularly if they're an established premier league player and are in their mid 20s. In summary both Chelsea and Newcastle will have told the player that he'd be a key component in their future but for us it has to be true, for Chelsea it doesn't.

‘Appen

In those terms yes, but in footballing terms Chelsea have been a laughing stock the last two seasons with horrifically poor results for their financial outlay. I'm not going to lose any sleep over this.

I hope they have already had ashworth getting emails over to him from his new ineos account and Freedman grasses them.

That is genuinely mind blowing that they've made that goal of the tournament. It's just a breakaway goal and he looks like he scuffs the finish too. If Plymouth Argyle score that goal, it's not even getting in the top 50.

No. Next question

Looks like she's floundering on her sentences.

Tbh I think you've just turned into a bum. 👍

I don’t know many people who would actively look forward to going back to work after time off mate, you are probably worrying about your Mrs too.

I used to think some of the criticism of LK was ott but not now like. She's literally a tory schill. It's also clear from people like Maitlis she's been a big problem with the dire toon of travel in BBC political news. As much as I will take delight in her increasingly twisted gurning face on election night, I'll be watching C4.

'ah was walking down Madison, (ah swear ah never had a gun) and ah saw a ninetayn ninetey Marco lads shirt. I shouted over 'Gerrin! FTM!' and the new yorka turned around and said, 'hey man, I hate the mags toooo but I loved the Netflix Sunderland till I die show, I watched all the seasons and bought this shirt on eBay, buddy." Then a cop on a horse who overheard clapped and give us a backa on his horse back to my hotel like Crocodile Dundee and we passed maceys and al that and a cafe where a lush lass was fayaking an orgasm or she'd seen my lads top, hard to tell, marra.'

"Hello Big Angth, it'th me 'awy Kane, yeah obviouthly. Any chanth I can come back home to thpurth big Angth you flamin' galah? Hello?"

I can't wait until Neil Morrissey shags Bayern behind Kompany's back.