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It's always the fucking accountants

I guess the extra fingers come in handy.

Just text @The Fishand he reckons Klopp on both counts.

"Hamish De Bretton-Gordon" is the toryest of tory names I think I've ever heard. You just know he's shagged a farm animal to get into a secret society. One of my kids is on the SEN register because they missed out on two thirds of the reception year due to covid and they never caught up. Partially because it took the school 18 months to realise there were so many kids falling behind, due to a lack of teachers and teaching assistants because of tory budget cuts. Hamish should jump out of a third story building, ringpiece first, onto a cactus if he thinks a thank you is in order, the posh cunt.

That's the other thing. The measures this cunt of a govt were supposed to put in place to catch kids up just never happened. My lass reckons they've still got kids coming through their school now who have social skills that are completely off due to this vital period in their development which was missed. Sorry to hear that your kid has been affected btw.

Pep protege is the new Fergie Protege. Means about as much ie fuck all as far as I can make out

Apparently he was well impressed by Howe and the ambition of the club in the next couple of seasons so fingers crossed that’s more appealing than a slightly bigger wage packet and playing for 3 different managers a season

I'm sure it wasn't just you

If she's literally never really had a male partner she'll be fine mate. But I massively sympathise with her anxiety issues, it's tough. Next time out the shower at least wear a towel though eh?

"Lock up your teenage daughters, seventy six, Graham Rix."

NOTHING ever gets forgotten about on TT. NOTHING.

It's a seismic shock to find out that the commercial department are trying to get extra revenue from wherever they can? I've just had to sit down there. Thank GOD the knight is on the case asking the questions us punters could only dream of asking.

Spot on. The amount of mental health problems covid caused school kids is off the scale, many kids never went back. And they should thank the conservatives for this? I also can't stand the way Sunak talks about Furlough, as if the UK were unique in this and also as if it was his own money. The administration of it was also corrupt. From a personal point of view, I don't know anyone who benefitted from it anyway. Most people in professional jobs just ended up working from home with the added stress of trying to teach their kids at home. Public sector workers were made to go in and then were completely shat on by the government. Ans of course the lockdowns were much longer than they needed to be because of Johnson's utter failure to grasp the science.

Honestly anyone who goes to Chelsea must be going for non-footballing reasons because it's clearly a club run by a complete basketcase who doesn't have a clue let alone a plan. Which, for me, means that having Chelsea after the same players as us is a blessing as it's a kind of inadvertent filtering process to identify the types of personalities we don't want in the dressing room. If Tosin chooses Chelsea then fair play to him. He gets a pay day. And we avoid signing a character who lacks the requisite level of ambition that we're after. All that said, it's possibly the case that Chelsea are simply trying to drive up Tosin's wages and agent fee by feigning interest. But, then again, that would be a demonstration of a plan and some level of common sense, so I guess it's unlikely.

Some people deserve the Tories.

You also have to love someone like Mercer talking about the kids left behind without any joining of the dots in relation to 14 years of Tory rule

Should have driven her home bollock naked. That’s a real power move

It’s always a good idea for someone else’s kids

I went down the stairs bollock naked after being in a deep sleep years ago when wor lass got in after a night out with a mate and shouted me down expecting her to be on her own. Oops! (I gave her mate's personal wank bank a hefty deposit that night).

Genuinely amazed it was that close to the stumps

Pinball/election party?

Start a new job next week, other than having to work every Sunday and being a bit of a hike it seems good enough, no night shift/back shifts, three days a week, decent pay, better job. Fingers crossed this time!

When the editor of Conservative Home is swinging punches at him during the election campaign you know he's really in the shit.

I'd say she's bang on tbh. I think when you look at 8-10 year olds now compared to pre-covid they are stunted socially. They all seem to have a maturity a few years below their age bracket because they've missed that formative time at school and instead spent months on youtube getting an inexplicable american accent.

It's taken GMP two months to realise that this doesn't fall under their remit?

Who the fuck is that cunt?

just happened on this from one of our itk's, it's relevant so here you go ... Manchester City v Newcastle United

Fuck off with your "we've", Gemmill is the word you were looking for.

At least for a season to build his confidence/fitness and prove he can still do a job. Everton may well see their luck run out next season with Southampton and Leicester not exactly being pushovers, so joining them may see him getting championship football soon enough

Everton want Kalvin Phillips after that loan move

Is it the equivalent of a manager bringing a defender on at 4-0 down at HT to prevent an 8-0 rather than a 6-0? Damage limitation for a certain defeat?

Also, as I think Renton may have previously mentioned, the disdain this government and their party have for young people is off the scale. Is this policy supposed to appeal to anyone bar reform voters who hate kids? They seem to be doubling down on it though so it’s all good if it makes their disastrous polling even worse

And just like that your hopes for a drunken three way were dashed.

I guarantee you that, at age 15, Oscar Brooker has already had his cock in a dead pig's mouth.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9xx1w48wjdo Look at the people they’ve asked for their opinions on nashy serves here, man

Funny thing was he was actually batting.

Eh? Wtf is the point of this post? LondonBlue has been a member here for a good few years, they’ve always been thoroughly respectful and provide a viewpoint of a neutral on so many things. You, however, can get fucked, Thompers. You’re a waste of breath.

It’s nice to be proven right.

Sunderland will return first as ever, around midnight, as they have to fucking prove to the nation how important and special they are. And good at counting.

Nice one. Glad you got it sorted quicker this time. Try not to nut the gaffer on the first day this time. 👍

Tell them all they have to come back to the office then this. Shady as fuck tactics from Ratcliffe. What a fucking cunt. Hope Ashworth likes it there.

His editor wouldn't allow "Man does job" as a headline in case people got confused when reading Ryder's un-spell checked drivel and sued the chron for false advertising.