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I know it's a bit of a longshot but does anyone know where I can get some counterfeit money or passports?

Ayoze Perez has made the provisional Spain squad for Euros (along with Joselu and Merino). LOLZ.

Klopp & Pep to leave at the same time?

I thought you were chatting him up

BACON SANDWICH TIME!

What was Whitney Houston’s favourite kind of coordination? Haaaaaaaaand Eyyyyyyyyyyyye! Thank you , and…

I am a little sad Leeds didn't get promoted. It's better to have another Northern team in the league rather than that cunt of a journey. Plus Rishi is a supafan of em. Plus as its my home city it's good for the city. But also, not that sad as Leeds fans are fucking unbearable at times

It'll pay off though when we get the £100m in compensation from Man U.

The people interviewing him will be well aware of his record. Way more than any of us are. If it was possible to draw such easy conclusions from 777 group, he wouldn't have even made the long list, never mind the short one.

Also denies us the chance to improve our UEFA club coefficient which would improve our future income from European football. That said as far as our league and domestic cup this is a far better result than stretching our squad (and keeping on deadwood to help) for the lowest ranking and lowest prizemoney European competition which I couldn't imagine on its own would have any sway on any player signing for us. I wonder if there are any implications for player's bonuses and wages next season? That could be more telling. I feel like Bruno will stay as he has his buddy Joelinton here for the long term whereas Isak is much harder to get a read on.

I met a woman who runs a battery kiosk in the local park. So basically she sells C cells by the seesaw.

Fyp

Doesn’t look like it.

I fucking despise Leeds, glad the cunts got beat and hope they get fucked on ffp.

Casey said Tosin was a done deal so just relax lads.

"Lock up your teenage daughters, seventy six, Graham Rix."

How it's done KK and Blair style....

It’s nice to be proven right.

Aye, Electoral Calculus reckon that seat is nearly certain to flip.

We were on our way to the MIL’s yesterday and two Labour canvassers crossed the road in front of us in well known sexual deviant Conor Burns constituency. I think they smell blood… 10.5k majority..

I'm sure how they run election campaigns is totally different to how they run the country and they're far more professional at it.

Thought Merino was a great player at the wrong time for us with us beinf a shambles. Imagine he would have been a Rolls Royce player if he had a season or two under Eddie.

The difference here is that Pep deserves one. He also doesn’t really seek the limelight like Gnashers did so there is a good chance he won’t announce anything until he has actually left.

Potato, what a fat useless cunt. Same thing.

Just received a text and I'm wondering if it's a scam? I have won £100 or 2 tickets to an Elvis tribute concert. Says, press 1 for the money or 2 for the show.

He must have jogged to the shops, cos that's his running gear he's got on.

I saw this at the imax. Excellent movie and great action scenes.

Aye. He is 21. He won’t hit peak until about 30. Most young goalkeepers make a lot of mistake (Meslier is another one) but the better GKs eradicate them as they get older.

Think Trafford would be a great signing. He is the right age as a keeper to be a 2nd choice to Pope for a couple of seasons then step in. He was on a hiding to nothing this season, he had played about 70 first team football matches at Bolton and Accrington Stanley prior to signing for a newly promoted side who play wide open football and concede a lot of chances. He has improvements to make but so do all young players, especially ones that have hardly played first team football.

Eddie hoping he gets a double Acl injury

i assumed he was joking, from your reply i guess he wasn't lol i have thicker skin than that, but thanks

TBF losing a cup final to your rivals might be a bit more upsetting than missing out an a conference spot. I literally can't imagine it happening as, well, if it's hard for us to get to a cup final what's Sunderland's chances and both getting there in the same season?

We ended up with our second choice manager and that hasn't worked out too badly. We stick all their balls in a sieve, and the ones that remain after a vigorous shake are the ones that get the job.

So no doubt a Sky Pep farewell victory parade all next season.

Jorts and dress shoes were a bold choice.

I do love silly season. It was notably absent in Jan when we said the pot was dry but now we've got a few sponsors and the chance to sell a couple of players, I'm sure we will be linked with every half decent transfer opportunity. A couple of CBs, RW, ST in, Wilson, Almiron leaving would probably be good business for me. Id be sad to see Trips go, but if it was good money it would be an easy decision. We are stacked in midfield so unless someone is moving on I don't see us adding there. Full back position couple probably do with an addition. Is Targett still injured?

I hate Leeds , but fucking howay you yorkshire cunts just so I dont have to hear that fucking awful song next season

Fell down the Twitter rabbit hole on it last night. The use of "helping vulnerable people" as a justification got right on my tits. Has anyone asked these vulnerable people if the would want a stream of different kids coming and going from the main place they feel comfortable and safe?

I've been exploring a move for Emily Blunt, I've already made contact with her camp and am deciding my next steps after they issued me with a restraining order. More as we get it.

Why don't you just call out @wykikitoon directly ?