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It was frankly a joke, however that didn't stop the Newcastle active supporter area from bringing awesome atmosphere to the stadium throughout and standing all game to watch some kids who were frankly terrible in defense get absolutely flogged. Trippier and Hall were kitted up and pinging passes between each other before the game and throughout half time. I foolishly thought that Howe would bring them on at some point along with Anderson. The somewhat embarrased acknowledgement of the crowd after being unceremoniously belted was behind the onfield advertising hoardings. Hall gave his shirt to someone near the tunnel and they all disappeared down it. It was thankfully all salvaged when Callum Wilson, Nick Pope, Dan Burn, Jacob Murphy, Harvey Barnes, Paul Dummett and the Mackem Slayer came out and spent some time signing autographs and taking selfies. They also threw some unused shirts from the game into the crowd. My boys caught Big Dan Burns shirt. They both got all of their signatures (minus Dummett) plus some selfies with Jacob, Nick and Shola. They were absolutely stoked about it all (so was I to be fair).

Fuck me even the weird wildlife is scoring

Haha, it's not as big as you'd expect. I also asked Callum what @wykikitoon's Mrs's favourite position is. Striker.

I have a proper job, just lacking a proper work ethic.

Looks like he's pulled his eyelids. 6 months on the sidelines.

I would hate that. Man Utd can ruin (or at least set back) careers, it's a poisoned chalice. Which will become even more poisony and chalicey once Sir Jim'll Fucksit gets more of his bold ideas across. Strong Chelsea going for Graham Potter vibes. He may well be a talented coach but the rot is systemic at Old Trafford (as it was/is at Chelsea) and throwing a promising new manager into the mess won't benefit either party. Ipswich players and fans surely deserve to see what McKenna can do about keeping them in the Premier League. His stock won't suffer too much if they make a fist of it but fall short. Rob Edward's reputation certainly hasn't been harmed.

That's mint, class that the kids got something to keep from the day too. Harsh of your sons to refuse Dummett's autograph, but actions have consequences and that penalty against Everton was idiotic.

"Well done, Bruce, they're only 19."

No bed wetting from him. Didn’t he bet on us to beat Man City in the league cup, when we had Lascelles, Dummett, and Targett at the back? And we won? The man is a prophet. If he wrote a betting tips column, I’d follow it.

There's been a murder

Latest vox pops on BBC, we heard from the woman who runs the "Isn't She Lovely" ladies boutique in Brigg. Proper Little Britain stuff.

Marry - Howe Shag - Fish Kill - Klopp

"Dad, why does this shirt have a funny smell?" "You flaming galah, that's Lynx Africa." "What's Lynx Africa, Daddy?" "That's what footy players smell of when they can't be trusted to kick a footy, for fear their legs will burst into flames the minute their studs touch grass."

Me too, but as shit as he is, to have this play out on Sky days before the FA Cup Final is a disgrace tbh. Sir Jim'll Fix It operates at Mike Ashley levels and the place is going to burn.

A farmer went to a local bar and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman sitting next to him said, ‘How about that? I just ordered champagne, too!’ ‘What a coincidence’ the farmer said. ‘This is a special day for me. I am celebrating.’ This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,’ said the woman.’ ‘What a coincidence!’ said the farmer. As they clinked glasses he added: ‘What are you celebrating?’ ‘My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!’ ‘What a coincidence!’ said the man. ‘I’m a chicken farmer and all last year my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying eggs again.’ ‘That’s great!’ said the woman, ‘How did your chickens become fertile?’ ‘I used a different cock he replied. The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said ‘what a coincidence’!

I'm fucking sick of the election already. I'm also really sick of how I'm addicted to checking for the latest news on it.

Minteh ✅

It'll be a 3 weeks this time around, with the lads and manager presently globe trotting. There has to be a snippet of the manager fist bumping them along with two lads on a physio table getting paid a visit by the new player.

Evergreen clip.

Is everyone looking forward to the wait between the press confirming we've signed a player, and the club confirming it. All because it takes some kid at the club 3 days to make a 40 second video about it.

I'd have a pint with Fish if he pays for the flights

Woo hoo! I’m not a paedo! They can take me off the register!

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/article/2024/may/24/punishment-election-tories-voters-lies?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other Great read. Makes you fucking furious.

Not sure why he didn't follow the rest of the players, but I wasn't too bothered about it due to that penalty. Getting Burn's shirt was brilliant, felt sorry for a little girl whose Dad got Dummett's shirt and then forced her to wear it.

At least Sandro only bet on us to win, the absolute degenerate legend.

Three million of the king's pounds.

It still shows that he had things on his mind which had nothing to do with the game of football itself. He is totally undermining the trust in sporting behaviour. Every of his actions will come under consideration especially with the amount of options you can have bets on all over the world. We had it in Germany with referees and I think the only credible way to handle these actions even if minor is to punish the culprits very hard.

Had radio 6 on in the car last night. When they went to the news they had 4 vox pops. 3 weren't sure who’d they would vote for and the last one wasn’t even going to vote. Doesn’t seem that representative anyway but they were all from the Blackpool South constituency where Labour just won a by election with a 26% swing.

I'm not working nor watching it.

Looking more and more like an ashworth signing.

I’d rather have a pint with Fish than Klopp

Is he being charged with both placing a bet AND then trying to make that bet pay out by getting carded? Bruno would be the fucking MASTER at this, given he can clearly turn the bookings on and off at will.

Have you heard about the non-binary gold prospector? They dug up gold in them/their hills

The transfer window we had without Ashworth was fucking mint tbh. We're going to sign Brunos for every position on the pitch by September.

First name is Keir.

https://x.com/repmoskowitz/status/1793714874322948457?s=12&t=7EP1snWKh3ho3iDGAoo5gw

This bloke.

This is excellent, one by one people are crying off a party they're not invited to.