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Fish and klopp walk into a bar, barman says, 'why the long face and prominent teeth?' Fish says, 'Hey! I'm the guy who does the comedy around here!'

The best way to describe Ashworth is, he looks like he enjoys Rugby. Like he ended up using middle management speak to luck into a career in football, but would much rather be the fucker who was England rugby manager then ended up sporting director at Southampton for no fucking reason, then they got relegated. Clive fucking Woodward! That’s Dan Ashworth that. Bet he listens to Bob Mortimers campachuchu bloke and doesn’t see anything wrong.

Well, I was just visiting my folks who've been unwell and just around the corner from their street something stopped me right in my tracks and I had to pull over and take a picture. A classic example of life imitating art...... It couldn't be, could it?

I doubt Lee could afford the number plate let alone the car.

i reckon eddie would be good value over a beer. he's a self-confessed introvert who probably warms up and after a couple of pints, revealing an impish and dry sense of humour. klopp on the other hand loves the smell of his own farts, and after a couple of attitude adjusters would even more crushingly boring than he is in his post-match interviews

Rather have a pint with Bruce than Klopp, Bruce would get all the drinks free cos he knows the owner and end up in a lock in. Klopp would expect you to pay for his red wine, tell him how great he is and talk about fucking liverpool all night. The toothy cunt

Off to Sunderland.

Cataclysmically bad take that

I completely skimmed this and went straight to the rating. Thanks for the input. (When I mean skimmed, I mean ignored.)

I genuinely thought we could match, or if things went our way, improve on fourth but obviously that went out of the window with the circumstances around the unprecedented injuries and suspension, credit to the players and staff for sticking together and getting us where they did but that last week was a bit disappointing where they undid their own work a bit. It's been frustrating looking at what could have been but there you go. At times it felt we were just getting shafted on a weekly basis not just with the injuries but the cup draws and the made up temporary laws to stop us getting imaginary players from Saudi. Make them pay for it next year, please.

If Ashworth had got just got pissed one night instead and sent NUFC a photocopy of his cock by mistake it couldn't have been any better than this. Hopefully there's also proof the man city bloke who was meant to be on gardening leave was under instructions from Ineos Ashley.

been a roller coaster. tremendous highs like psg to some really shit shows, forest at home in particular. been robbed blind in paris on one hand to an almost suicidal mission to blow any chance of europe in successive games against brighton and man utd on the other. I think 7th is just about right and under the circumstances pretty commendable by the players and howe/coaching staff/medical team. hat doffed. here's hoping howe can replicate the similar 3rd to 6th keegan did in the early 90s followed by a title challenge. I think he could if masters and his red top mates don't do everything in their power to prevent it, which they will. off the pitch, not so good. in fact it's been an absolute fucking horror show by those in the background.... eales, silverstone and our safety/security team. to a man a bunch of utter fucking thundercunts. they can stick their unlimited memberships, ballots, inability to select your seating area, 25% price rises, snidey tickets, spot id checks etc etc as far up their arses as they can, hope it all ruptures their bowels on the way up there. CUNTS.

8 1/3rd Every emotion in fucking technicolour this season, and thats what football should be about. Isak Bruno and Gordon would grace any team on the planet, and that's 2 years in. Let the rollercoaster continue

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7.5/10 for me. If we'd have kept 6th it would've been 8/10 but stumbling at that last hurdle when everything seemed to be coming together has made the difference from a remarkable season given the circumstances down to a very good season given the circumstances for me. I would've had no problems declaring that 6th represented progress but to say 7th represents progress is a little bit tougher, particularly given the circumstances of a few of the results we threw away that perhaps revealed something of the limitations and weaker mentality of a few of the players when it comes to the crunch. The difference between 6th and 7th this season, for me, represents the gaps in the squad in some key areas that have persisted longer than maybe they could have. Not to bring the tone down too much. It was a magnificent season in so many ways. And I think we did progress in a lot of ways that will hopefully hold us in good stead for the future. In saying all that, I think the biggest "moment" for this season is yet to come in the sense that we absolutely must hold onto the likes of Bruno and Isak. If this season (and particularly the difference between 6th and 7th) results in (or I suppose contributes to) the departure of either player (given the difficulty in replacing them even in terms of replacing them with multiple players) then you'd have to reconsider whether or not the season taken in that context represented a backwards step. For what it's worth, I do get the feeling that Isak will absolutely not be sold even for ridiculous money. He is irreplaceable. And I don't think Bruno will go either. He seems happy at the club. I am hopeful that this coming transfer window will be one we look back on as transformative in the sense alluded to above in getting us those final few pieces to turn us from a team liable to bottling big games to finally winning something. All in all, I'd consider this season a launching pad for progress rather than progress itself.

The article says that Berrada was using an Ineos email address to communicate with Ashworth. If I could be arsed I'd go back and find all the Man United supporting dickheads on twotter who were telling me that "successful businessman" Ratcliffe couldn't be making a mistake by demanding staff return to the office, because successful businessmen are incapable of making mistakes..... and tell them all to FUCK OFF.

@Monkeys Fistsitting in his cab after a long drive seeing that pic......

My lass didn't know what a pangolin looked like so I googled it and came across this busty hottie.

Well that’s going to look great come arbitration time.

Oh aye, just after overtaking us. The absolute cunt.

shocked that this only got one like

Never even heard of that. Sounds good so I might have to fire up the old dvd player because am presuming Amazon will sell me the dvd for 8p

I'd say 10/10 for the mackem meltdown alone but we actually did fuck all bar winning the game comfortably, they did the meltdown groundwork all by themselves.

Final Outcome - 7th in the league with a chance of European competition. Quarter Final of two domestic cups. Out of the CL in the group stage. 85 goals scored, but 62 goals conceded. The mitigation of injuries goes further than just missing key men, it's also the strain it puts on those left standing, and the need for players like Burn and Longstaff to play despite being injured. To achieve the above while missing >30% of squad by value for 25 league games and 40% for 8 league games, is remarkable. 2 Results - Big results against the likes of PSG, the Manchester clubs in the cups, taking 18pts off the top 7 clubs. The hammering of Sheffield and winning by 3 clear goals on 9 occasions, only losing by 3 on 3 occasions. 1.5 Signings - Livramento and Hall have certainly looked like they'll become our first choice fullbacks, Tonali looked good for those 8 games. Barnes looks a good addition and has scored some important goals. But, Livramento has missed a chunk through injury, Hall is still learning, Tonali has missed the majority of the season and Barnes has as well. 1 Team Performances - Really difficult to judge given the ridiculous injuries we've endured. But, we played superbly in games, PSG and Sheffield spring to mind, as do the Villa games and the cup games against the Manchester clubs. Even with the injuries we've looked sluggish to start, we've lacked the sharpness in our control of the ball and there have been games where we've barely turned up against very beatable opponents. We are 3rd in the league for xG, but 9th for xGA. We have improved our xG from last season (76.98 -> 84.48) and scored more (68-85) but are way more open at the back (41.86->62.46) conceding almost twice as many goals as we did in 22/23 (33-62) 1.5 Player Performances - Gordon and Bruno are my players of the season. They've consistently dragged the team over the line when we've been labouring. Schar and Isak get special mentions too. The latter would surely have scored even more had he been fit. Burn, Longstaff, Almiron, Dubravka have all had moments where you wonder if they'd ever played the game before, but it's only really Dubravka who you can say was playing without the shadow of an injury looming over them. Miley, Hall, Gordon have all improved their game too. 1.5 Overall 7.5

Anyone remember Spielberg's breakthrough film at this point?

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7.5 for me. Could do better, but could have been much worse. Just a bit deflating in those games against Brighton and manu, but we really lost a much better position against the likes of Luton, Forest, and Everton.

He was very much the intended audience.

Gemmill TDan

You’d be surprised how much you can make caddying for Cock-eyed Mala

I reckon any bloke would flop faced with Louise Taylor

obviously i have to defend that load of tripe. UEFA case the PL case appears to be based on those self same emails. those emails were stolen. they were also edited. and they were mis-interpreted. they were out of context and CAS saw the rest of the emails putting them in context many further points such as - It was demonstrated that the sheikh referenced by initials was not in fact sheikh mansour (thats why you need the whole picture) the emails were declared as admissible by CAS. the time barred charges were the same as charges that weren't time barred (just different years). no evidence was provided for any of the charges. even with the emails it was repeatedly ruled that there was no evidence of wrong doing (bar non co-operation) an excerpt from the CAS ruling littered with highlighted no evidence statements. The non cooperation fine was reduced from 30m to 10m for one simple reason. we co-operated fully up until UEFA leaked business sensitive information to the press. we then stopped cooperating and stated to CAS that we didn't feel we could trust UEFA anymore. CAS accepted that but the fact remained that we didn't cooperate so they reduced the fine from 30m to 10m Premier League Case stolen evidence is inadmissible under english law. The PL is a club following club rules but they still have a duty to follow English law and it states as such in their handbook. presumably the PL are looking for us to give them the evidence that shows we've done wrong. City are understandably saying - but we haven't done wrong so that evidence doesn't exist. so tell us what documents you want. PL say they want everything and City say you can't have everything as some is confidential so be more specific. PL want to see documents from Etihad but Etihad have no such obligation. However Etihad are being floated so all documents will be available then (if we're guilty that would seem a bad move on our behalf) PL haven't even spoken to Mancini Its widely reported that the PL is David and city are Goliath. But the PL are represented by the finest in the land so thats poppycock. Its widely reported that City tried to keep the case private because they've done wrong. But actually the City AND the PL wanted it kept private. can't be bothered with listing more. Man City's Crime ? At the end of the day, win or lose all city have actually done is put money into their business. I won't lose any sleep over that. They haven't committed murder. hello liverpool fans They aren't drugs cheats. hello liverpool squad and your asthma, hello man united, rio, etc They haven't passed PL rules to stop competition, hello cartel They haven't hacked rival club databases - hello liverpool They haven't committed fraud - hello man united and all. They haven't taken money out of football - hello man united i had minor surgery this morning and needed a mini rant, let's hope i never have major surgery mini rant over - sorry lads

What if it was Bruce?

Nailed it.

Arsenal let me down again

I’m on day 2 of a week’s company training to get on to the Class 1 ( articulated) wagons. Still getting to grips with the Dark Arts of reversing the trailer, waiting to back out of a yard in Washy then 90° on to a road. Hopefully going on to 4-on-4-off next week, run down to Kent then back twice over the 4 days. Hookers beware!

We know how it feels Adam, we really do.

8/10 for me. For us to finish 7th this year whilst having the worst injury list/idiot suspension I can recall ever is a feat in of itself. Factor in some superb matches in the champions league and for me it's been an overwhelming success. We've come a long way very quickly and for me it's only going to get better. #inhowewetrust

9 is mental. It means if we win the Conference League (or anything else) next year, that that first trophy in forever is ONLY worth maximum one more point. Then there's bigger trophies to win beyond that. Renton is a man with NO VIABLE FUTURE in "Rate the season" threads. He needs taking in hand and recalibrating to within an inch of his life.