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the angst on rawk's man city thread is something to behold since last nights result. the entire neutral football community is joining them in a candlelit vigil to mark the sorrow that it's now highly unlikely that one of the red top clubs will lift the big trophy that only they are entitled to win. fucking glorious. well, that is apart from one conflicted soul who didn't want arsenal to win it either, apparently arteta winning the title and equalling klopp's record of one would be a travesty and besmirch the german in his farewell season. eh no, you stupid, pilfering, bin scavenging scouse cunt.... the turkey tooth twat just isn't as good as you think he is.

I had to laugh at his youtube video title from yesterday: "Newcastle United club growth like a racing car getting faster and faster". This is a professional writer with an analogy that a five year old would consider hackneyed. Next video: "Newcastle go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!", opening with him playing with his favourite special edition black and white matchbox firebird on the rug in his living room.

Gets a pay rise every time the national minimum wage goes up

This may make the resident board ginger snap.

Ah man, what to say that isn’t already been said? How the fuck we haven’t got anything out of that game is beyond me. Man U are lifting. We had so many chances to win it. All their goals were shit to concede from our perspective - a trippier brain fart, then an unmarked swing from a corner. Dubs should have done better for the second and the third goals. We should have had a pen, but it’s old Trafford so forget about that. Isak, Longstaff and Miggy all have to score. annoying but this game isn’t the reason we won’t finish top 6.

Luckily we have never and will never be in that position.

"Looks alright to me marra, what about yew Steyvie?" "Got the ball, marra. Fair challenge."

FYP

Frogs are one of the few creatures that can regenerate limbs. I had a pet frog as a kid so I lopped one off, and sure enough, I saw Allegro.

Toonpack is clearly a pundle of joy

I'm all for mocking ryder. would still have loved to have seen him get up during a press conference, walk over to bruce and level him with a headbutt mind.

One of the most infuriating games I can remember watching. We've hardly looked in danger and conceded 3.

Casemiro's eyebrows almost came off the top of his very large melon.

Don't forget this bloke in the VAR:

I'm so fucking annoyed about that penalty shout. It's inexplicable how they keep getting this stuff wrong. All the camera angles, and all the time they need, and they just keep fucking stuff up.

Allowing the FA to shape the top 6?

Keep em coming, lads!

"I really didn't think it was that funny if I'm being totally honest. What did I say Roy?" "She said she's had prolapsed hemorrhoids that were more amusing." "I didn't say that, Roy!!!"

And that's just on the playing squad.

Didn't take long. They are rotten from top to bottom, there's not a winner amongst them. They need to bring someone in who will be given full control to reshape the club's identity and bring in his own staff and squad. But of course Levy is too much of a control freak to allow that, so we'll have this never-ending carousel of players and managers who think they have the bottle to transform Spurs but end up going Ketsbaia on the subs' bench (Bentancur) or losing their cool (Ange, Conte, Mourinho) or fucking off (Kane) or going off the boil (Maddison/Son) or just simply opting out (Lloris v. us last season when he got "injured" at half time.)

I'm sure the sudden resignation of the team tasked with avoiding catastrophic risk from AI is nothing to worry about.

Yeah, but look, mate. He gave the patient, mr nice guy approach a good crack

Without reading the Fam Forum I suspect (and hope) they are moaning about the Gordon goal at St Jimmys and Aston Villa away today as a reason they didn't win it.

It's Toonpack retiring that's caused an uptick in SHITE pun-runs on here. Im gonna start just randomly posting sudokus and crosswords, and links to gardening and DIY articles to try and distract him. In the meantime, if all of you DICKHEADS could try to resist, it might be possible to click into a thread and find that it ISN'T just page after page of puns.

Just made the mistake of going on there to find a tin foil hat thread about how poorly treated they've been by referees due to corruption - which is what has cost them the league - because obviously, it couldn't be that Arsenal and Man City are better than them. Fuck me, you'd think they are the only team to have dodgy decisions go against them (ironically, a team that has probably benefited the most from VAR) - They must have all been on night shift the two times we've played them at Anfield in the last two years and won both games due to shitty ref/VAR decisions.

I sierra what you did there.

Pleased to get this thread back on track and away from kiddie porn and sub-standard Paraguayan wingers. YOU'RE WELCOME.

Was he cortina trap

One for @Alex

I was watching the game on Sky for the first time in ages. How the fuck do they think a panel of Cole, the swearing Cork cunt and this fat bearded cunt can be appropriate. Fucking ridiculous non-discussion of the penalty appeal in the first half. Cunts everywhere.

One bright spot from tonight is Hall looks the bees knees.

It was the little things, the moments as Howe will put it. Their first goal Trippier putting them all onside and unmarked in the middle of the box, their second our whole team sucked towards the ball from the corner leaving their player in acres of space with nothing between him and the back of the goal. Their third, what should have been a regulation save. At the other end; Longstaff through with the clearest chance of the entire game and he puts it into a very saveable space, three on two and Isak takes a shot under pressure instead of passing to an unmarked player in a central position. It's those moments that this match hinged on. We weren't there for them and they were. Plus the VAR and probably a little bit of the genocide too.

Get in! Get the fuck in. Go fuck yourself OT, commentators, referees, and anyone else affiliated with these red clowns.

Why’s the ref stopped it for that fat prick? Its not a head injury, play on.

Blatant pen from all angles. What is the point of VAR?

If we get after these early their arse will fall out, and then their stadium roof will fall in cos it’s pissing down here

United officially erased from our name. Cole, Keane and Rooney in the studio. Whey aye, sky.

"Aah dinnit care that aah've beyn out of work for 10 years. Aah have ti tak a stand and mak me voice heard. Ahm not working for the heyd chopping bastids, marra. Aah'd rather keyp signing on than work for the embassy cleyners. What? Thirteyn quid an hour, did yi say? Allahew akbar, marra"

Tbf the fact that it says 'run like hell' in the top left corner was a bit of a clue like....... 🤣 😎🎸

Albert's dead, isn't he? The biggest fight in years and he's nowhere to be seen. RIP Albert

No MF. That's not what he meant.

Part of me is impressed with how that bloke has robbed a living for decades.