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Our dog went fuckin mental when it was on, started howling at the screen

Aye, if they've had a parliamentary suspension of 10 sitting days or more, like Johnson had. It is a difficult one to get your head round. I think her constituents would have been more happy for her to go the reform route. Tbh Brexit has shafted large areas of Kent but they voted for it so fuck them. 👍

Or Pinball nonce

Poor dog.

In every important way except physical geography Harrogate is darn South. And even then its halfway down there. I managed 1:27 of that Irish song. Do I win a prize?

They do say dogs look like their owners

And Exile?

And that's how you use VAR. Decision made in seconds. Take heed premier league c**ts

My grandfather died in a Nazi concentration camp. He fell out a watchtower.

Spoken like a true nazi camp guard being interogated.

Victims of stalking ✅

Are you the zodiac killer? I recognise that coded language.

Definitely, and shitloads of Indians getting paid peanuts whilst being charged in at a prodigious day rate by someone like Infosys.

Tbh if I was Starmer I would just expel her from the party the minute after PMQs had concluded.

There was a job add I saw some months ago for Home Office iirc "Head of Cyber Security" based in London, salary was £57K. Fuck me, you wouldn't get a decent senior BA for that down there !!!!

'bike nonce' is a very scouse thing to say for twats on bikes iyam - If he'd just left it at bike nonce he'd have been fine. But he thought he'd be funny and take it further to get a few extra likes from the losers that follow him and it's bitten him on the arse. His defence will be that 'bike nonce' doesn't mean what is being said. But he won't be able to defend "ring 999 if Vine is outside a school on his bike" or asking if Vine went for tandem bike rides with rolf harris. The dumb cunt was begging to be sued.

No one ever accused them of being intelligent tbf - Despite Barton's Harvard college philosophy professor phase after he read a Chomsky book:

Being in the market for a Cozier-Duberry sounds like you're looking for an upgrade on your winter hat.

"Ah fuckin' na it's yee, Voldermort. Fool iz twice an aal that yi little bald daft cunt"

Jeremy Vine is suing him for repeatedly calling him a nonce, and Aluko is suing him for making up shit about her family. Basically, he's fucked and we'll get to see him play to the gallery of white incels who hang out the back of him on gb news very soon.

Good thread abourt Barton being sued, itll be good to see him fall apart as he loses

Aww, hopefully your missus has calmed down by now.

Why are we all overlooking Perchinho as the GOAT?

When he plays one-twos with the defenders legs and stuff like that. You’d think it was a fluke but he did it so often. This is the clip I think you meant btw:

Eh?

Aye, and you’d have contractors working for you in the team earning multiple times your salary

The whole fucking charade of this zombie government is beyond parody now. What are they even thinking by just letting what little support they have dwindle away? Just fuck off, man

It's good to see grifters like him and Fox getting sued into bankruptcy, but it's baffling that yet more grifters are lining up behind them despite the warning signs being clear as fucking day.

In your fucking face! We’re in the final BABY!!!

Cunts.

Stained glass, seagulls with vendettas, ear-flicking Chavs. This has got legs, Lynne.

Lynne, idea for new comedy show. It’s Never Sunny in Cullercoats.

Just in from graft, Dweezil the derg has been to the mutt barber.… Obviously asked for the Bald Twit Lion look.

Wilson is going to want more game time than next season here will offer him, I reckon. Feels like going two up top for the rest of the season is a case of keeping him happy but also getting him in the shop window. I’d prefer we not sell to another PL team as you know what will happen but it’ll probably be the case. Can’t see him going over to Saudi if he thinks he has plenty left

And of course.

Forest and Everton have 1 or 2 pretty straight forwards cases to answer for. Man City have over a hundred. @LondonBlue has posted about it before, but it seems that neither party are interested in a swift resolution and so that's why it's dragging on. Adjacent to that is the ridiculous timing of the points deductions and reinstatements. This should have been wrapped up in the summer, or by that weird half winter break thing we had. That way the teams around them know what they need to do. If this happens again next season, you could very well get a scenario where some bureaucrats relegate the team who finished 17th after the 18th placed side wins their appeal the week after the season ends. It's bullshit.

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