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Just been sent this. Size difference between BDB and AG10 is enormous

Ratcliffe will turn this around once he's got the purchase ledger team in the office 5 days a week.

Johnny Evans protecting his penalty box:

"Don't you know I'm still shittin' better than I ever did? Lookin' like a blue pop drinker, wipin' off the skids And I'm not standin' after all this time Pickin' up the turds of my life without you on my mind"

Ignoring the fact it’s a surprise to learn Elton John is a mackem, it’s fucking mental that they’re carrying on like they’re heading for promotion - the only thing that’s kept them away from relegation this season was Mowbray getting the squad to overperform early on in the season. It’s more likely they’ll be battling the drop tbh.

It's cold and the wedding seeyason marra. FTM. etc

Update...

They've really turned on the Frat kid, haven't they? Fucking hell, why would any sane person want to own that club, manage them, or even play for them? Never knew you could get £1500 notes mind.

If If you can lose your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on the Mags If you can't trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too: If you can't wait and b sick and tired by waiting, Or being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or being hated don't give way to hating, And yet don't look too good, nor sing too much wise men say; If you can dream—and not make dreams your master; If you can't think—but make make imagination your aim, If you can't meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same: If you can't bear to hear the truth about Athletic Bilbao being twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the seats you got on a good deal being broken, And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools for a free pint and a free ticket If you can make one heap of all your shit in the premeya concourse And risk it on one turn of Joelinton's cross And lose, and start again at your beginnings ⁠And never breathe a word about your loss: If you can't force your heart and nerve and sinew To serve your turn long after another manager's gone, And so hold on when there is nothing in you ⁠Except the Will which says to them: 'Fuck off and go!'' If you can talk with sparse crowds and lose your virtue, Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch, If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you, If all men count with you, but none too much: If you can't fill the unforgiving staydeyum With sixty seconds' worth of a Luke O'Nien run, Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it, ⁠And—which is more—you'll be a MLF, my marra!

'Give it to Giggseh!'

Munoz ✅ Illegal throw ins ✅ Eze ✅ Dog shit ✅

Look at the goal differences on there, man. One of those teams looks like they don't belong in that company but it's hard to pin down exactly which team it is? And here's the mega concern about Man U on sky and the sheer horror at what they're seeing. If it was other way around they'd give not one single fuck about how open Palace would be, there'd be no ex-Palace player with a sad face emoji.

Black lads ✅

Aye, she’s not even pretending to be neutral these days. She’s on borrowed time anyway you’d think. She’ll probably end up on GB News within 18 months. And, as you allude to, she was fizzing at the slit at the mere mention of Johnson. And it’s difficult to think of a politician more style over substance than him. I think it was Gemmill who said that (back when Cummings was feeding her whichever bit of propaganda he wanted presented as news) that the only reason she wasn’t working for no 10 was because she could make more money at the BBC. I genuinely hate her for her role in enabling an incredibly damaging government.

The wife's a member of our local area group on FB. it was set up and run by the local Tory councillor. They have a policy where of no politics to try and keep it amicable. People go on to ask for the usual shite, plumber etc but also to say x road is blocked and ask advice off the councillor on reporting stuff. Anyways, as expecting the local Tory kept in and to be fair they do a good job. They're visible around the area and very helpful. Maybe I should just say they do their job rather than good 😂 So last night on the group the councillor just posted a thank you for the votes and how he will keep working to get issues resolved etc. Below it was streams of arse rimming comments including several saying how Leeds voters have once again made a mistake of voting in a Labour Mayor and that once again it was make hard work for the councillor. They're duped aren't they? They believe the fucking propoganda by these cunts. I wanted the wife to post that LCC has had almost £4bn cut from its budget since the Tories took over. How the fuck can any major city in the UK cope with shit like that? Leeds NHS is a fucking monster. It's one of the largest teaching hospitals in Europe. I'm proud of that fact. I'm proud I've got friends and family who work there. I'm proud of worked on several huge progects there myself. But it's not labour that's fucked it up and now it's crumbling over the last 14 years.

Couldn't resist.

https://bylinetimes.com/2022/03/30/laura-kuenssberg-bbc-political-editor-was-a-catastrophic-systemic-failure/ This is old but pretty much nails the problem with her.

Hakewna Matata marra, Hawkewna Matata.

Worst thing that could have happened is Chelsea having a load of injuries since it’s meant they’ve actually played a settled team for about a month instead of picking them out of a hat

Okay, which one of you wrote this? True Faith Match Report Will we miss Turf Moor? Perhaps. The adjacent cricket ground is the perfect setting for a pre-match tipple. Cheap, spacious, a few hundred seats out front. Alas, no sunshine but there was a little entertainment in seeing Adam P, dressed as if he were matchday, awkwardly begin chants after requests from the pavilion balcony. The cries of “the club pay for your tickets” were less welcome, but it was largely in jest. Still, he didn’t dare neck the drink a stranger bought him. Just in case, like.

😂 Best fans in the world marra

You win some, you lose some.

"Ahm shewa if we wa playing Man United every week we'd be winning 4-0 anaarrl.'

Ok this is hilarious but we don't need Ten Hag sacked here

YOU GOT IT!

The Sky lads if they're still getting beat later on.......

"Nobody wants to stay, and we'll lose the good players we've got, but if we can get some good players we'll get promoted." Backwards.

You think he'd be used to the circle of life by now?

Maybe good for England too if it fucks his chances of going to the euros

You sound more pissed off about missing the goals than the fact your wife is leaving you.

Was the person who thought it was a good idea to post that the same one who played ‘Things Can Only Get Better’ over the PA system?

'Daddy, why are we clapping at empty seats again?' ''Just keep walking and clapping, pet, we'll soon be finished and get home.'

He must be putting together another fictitious bid for them. At least I hope he is.

We want 5! We want 5!

With any luck we'll be 5 points (effectively 6) ahead of them when we go to their place. They'll need snookers. It's Chelsea we need to be watching now.

I don't know how they have the points they have and feel like every time Jimmy opens his gob it's like listening to some cunt in Tenerife. We are witnessing the fall of an empire in an hilarious way.

Roy Cross, if you ever owned an airfix kit, you had a print of his artwork. he was 100 mind.

Just missed the two spurs goals as the missus shouted me through again as she's packing stuff. I'm not bothered but missing all six goals in a game you're watching is some going, mind. I'm even impressed with myself, tbh.

Love the Thank You For Your Support sign above an empty stand

If you were still at school the morning after that episode of Boys from the Blackstuff came out you’ll know the power of a time when we only had 4 TV channels Not to do him the disrespect of just limiting his achievements to that, he was a great actor. Played Lech Walesa in a sort of biopic. RIP Bernard