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Couldn't resist.

You win some, you lose some.

'Daddy, why are we clapping at empty seats again?' ''Just keep walking and clapping, pet, we'll soon be finished and get home.'

Batman, or the face that stares back at William from the mirror? Crazy cunt.

You’ve missed their pre season game v crack European outfit Newport Isle of Wight FC . They had to get a ferry there

You sound more pissed off about missing the goals than the fact your wife is leaving you.

Salah scored. Commentator covered in spunk

Love the Thank You For Your Support sign above an empty stand

Loved it when he would hit that little old bloke on the head. RIP.

Gerrin!!!!

I read on there they’ve accumulated 17 home wins over the course of the last two league seasons (or 46 matches in other words). And they got in the playoffs last year Makes you think

Then you watch Burnley's shout for a pen at the start of our game. If that's Saka going over there, it's a penalty. No doubt in my mind.

"You look like me. Magnum as well."

‘There’s that big, broad, starry smile again!’ as he looks miserable as fuck.

I don't know very well how the 5th, 6th and 7th places in the Premier League work this season, in terms of going to Europe. But I think we are looking forward to playing in Europe next year because the top 7 teams in the League will do so. In principle, the 5th goes to the Europa League The FA Cup champion also goes to the Europa League. This will come from Manchester City or Manchester United. If Man United finishes in the top 5, 5th and 6th would go to the Europa League. As the League Cup is going to be won by a team that is going to go to UCL, there is another vacant spot (6th or 7th) that will go to the Conference League Playoff. As of today, we are sixth, but our calendar is the most favorable and the team is in sensational momentum. We have to play with Brighton (nothing is played), Man United (crucial match) and Brendfort (nothing is played). Man United has to play against Arsenal (they play in the League) and Everton. But they have the Cup final in their sights. Tottenham plays against Liverpool, Burnley (they are playing for relegation) and Man City (they are playing for the League) and Sheffield (already relegated) Chelsea have some options too, and they play West Ham, Forest (they are in danger of relegation), Brighton and Bournemouth.

How to motivate people. Brailsford will have had a hand in this too. From what I've heard about him he's an utter cunt too.

The bit where his racing pigeons die broke my heart.

Aye, what an utterly pathetic cunt Drury is.

canny goal by the bindipping cunt. however, what the fuck is 'frame it and stick it on the mantlepiece of your life' all about?

When Bleasdale wrote that scene it was Keegan who was the Liverpool player. He left in 1977 so the player and the dialogue was changed. Fuckin class all the same

That scene with Souness genuinely funny and threatening and sad and pathetic all at the same time

How strange, last week on sky there was interviews with players and managers after the North London derby in the early game but this week straight after villa's match it's straight over to Anfield and catch the interviews on sky sports news....

If you were still at school the morning after that episode of Boys from the Blackstuff came out you’ll know the power of a time when we only had 4 TV channels Not to do him the disrespect of just limiting his achievements to that, he was a great actor. Played Lech Walesa in a sort of biopic. RIP Bernard

He must be putting together another fictitious bid for them. At least I hope he is.

When Storey met a mandrill:

The 22% btw...

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The butler did it

Genuinely creased at this

They’ve had Cardiff and Swansea away this season. Two massive European adventures, marra.

Spot on that. To paraphrase Harold Macmillan - you’ve never had it so bad

Actually it's 8 goals it's 4-4 😂

Was the person who thought it was a good idea to post that the same one who played ‘Things Can Only Get Better’ over the PA system?

What she means is that’s it’s better for her prospects of becoming leader if he loses the next election. She doesn’t want want a contest now, because it would look bad (for her, which is all she cares about) if 1) she didn’t enter or 2) she won then oversaw the inevitable massive defeat.

He was much better than Riviere. (Not a high bar but still).

Plus they rolled out the black and white carpet for us when we got promoted.

Binface is Richmond bound for the GE.

10 goals and 10 assists for AG10 - elite numbers. what did we pay - £40m? He must be worth double that now

Joint 18th 👌🏼

"Make sure all the stewards at the stadium of light are Mags. Any away fans in the home end to be giving cuddles and hugs before taking their addresses for later in the year when we can send them a nice Christmas card. Order the stewards to tell the home fans to sit down and shut the fuck up. Make sure the invisible barrier stops them from getting to the away fans."

Most of the threads on there are like random thoughts from the pub bore. Also, we better watch out next season if Ipswich’s luck continues. As it stands they’re 40 points ahead of a Sunderland team who are just as good as them

"Ah watched the lads when ah was in Beni. It was on the telly. Wa fucking massive, marra."

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