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Aye he wouldn't be able to adjust to Newcastle anyway, he's a smalltown boy I've heard.

Get into em by name, not getting into em by nature.

Most of the threads on there are like random thoughts from the pub bore. Also, we better watch out next season if Ipswich’s luck continues. As it stands they’re 40 points ahead of a Sunderland team who are just as good as them

"Ah watched the lads when ah was in Beni. It was on the telly. Wa fucking massive, marra."

He's like Bruce Willis in the sixth sense, he doesn't realise he's not a player anymore and doesn't realise the likes of Isak and Bruno can't see him. (poor cunt and unlucky with injuries when we turned it around after fatty fucked off).

Wilson making loads of friends out there. BTW that's no more or less a dive than their player's earlier in the match.

I enjoyed that more than I should have done.

Joint 18th 👌🏼

"Make sure all the stewards at the stadium of light are Mags. Any away fans in the home end to be giving cuddles and hugs before taking their addresses for later in the year when we can send them a nice Christmas card. Order the stewards to tell the home fans to sit down and shut the fuck up. Make sure the invisible barrier stops them from getting to the away fans."

How the fuck does this have 98 replies?

Have a look at his wiki page just now. They’re desperate

To be fair to him that's just his face.

Dripping tap, dripping dripping tap. She's like dripping tap, dripping dripping tap nanananan

Looking forward to Binface on stage at the announcement.

The Championship Concourse, shirley?

They’ve had Cardiff and Swansea away this season. Two massive European adventures, marra.

Harsh on Dave, but not a lot I can argue with.

To be fair, the cleaners were working from home.

Rafa can spot a player. Lazaar has just won Serie A, Kenedy has won the Brazilian title and Grant Hanley has just won a hot dog eating contest in Kilmarnock

She's a proper Newcastle fan 😉

I’ll just leave this here 😆

Commentary saying Muric has made 'vital saves' for them today. What exactly is vital about a save in a game that you get beat by three in?

Goal for them. Zathras will be fretting about us losing this one now.

Taylor is a joke.

That's a stamp on hall

I'm now hearing it was Tindall that got booked. Too tanned.

Ref just booked Joelinton on the bench for being too ripped.

We have another 100M player on our hands lads. Thank you Everton daft cu**s

Pressure back on those twats for Monday night. If Palace turned up like they did against us, Ten Hag will need a nappy change at half time.

Last few games in his natural position he's been great.

Loving this team.

You off the booze? Looks like a glass of Orange Crush you’ve got there ☺️

As it’s May the Fourth 5-0 Four each from Isak and Wilson

Bournemouth getting a perfectly good goal ruled out now. “Deeesgrace”

“ inept damp farts” Not even good enough to be a wet fart.

I think about a third is right for most places in locals. I don't think there will be that many shy Conservatives willing to come out in a GE this time. And I think there will be a lot of tactical voting against them. Also there is Scotland and Wales where the Tories won't pick up a single seat but Labour are recovering. Finally, in the GE Reform will have candidates in every seat which will decimate the cunts. Just so sick of it now though. Can't happen soon enough so we get some grown ups in charge.

I also get the impression he went to Spurs mainly for the lifestyle. He’s still young but he’s won the league and the cup. Spurs might win a trophy but they don’t look any closer to a serious chance of winning the league. I don’t really see Maddison as anything other than a squad player for England either, given the competition. So that’s unlikely to be much of a motivation going forward. I agree he’s talented but not in the sort of top drawer ‘game changer’ category. A bit of a luxury player really.

They pushed this narrative last time and ended up with egg on their faces. Anyway, whatever happens in London.... Greens got 80x more seats than Reform. Who do you think is going to get more airtime before the GE?

Charm offensive latest. Morale soaring.

How did you find Craig's twitter account?

Brings a whole different meaning to "Saw Nobby on the bugle last night"