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Where is the malingering bone idle yorky fucker though? No doubt doing something he considers constructive like downloading this weeks footage from his workplace spy cameras

Would love to dish out a battering to Clamphead Kompany here. See if there’s any Nelson Mandela quotes he can console himself with after that

Having his ear chewed off by a coke addled scouser, all so he can pretend to be a canny lad, but really so he can tell us all on here. Also, 3-1 to us. They score first, we rally back and batter them.

Looks like we’ve got an expert on swinging

🙂

Arthur's hill!!! Who's fucking hill? "My fucking hill."

I mean Sunak though, how is someone as loaded as him and completely insulated from financial worries be prepared to debase himself like he does? He's the most deluded cunt since this guy.

The fucking robot of a PM says the results are disappointing, but he's..... wait for it..... "focused completely on delivering for the people of the country". Meanwhile the country spent yesterday focused on letting him know how well they thought that was going.

HOLY SMOKES!! I forgot! SHOOOOOOT ME THE CUNT

You saw my deliberate mistake ☺️

This is about as close to a bannable offence as it gets here @wykikitoon

Gosforth just made a strong case for it to be demolished as site for our new training complex

His fatha should have.

Euphemism...?

I think it would be if there was some honesty in the media. To be fair though, there's been a lot less of the "Oooo but it's not great for Labour" as there was last year. I think the tide is turning a bit, and they all know the game's up. Sunak has hotfooted it to Tees Valley to attach himself to Houchen and celebrate a swing which will lose him every parliamentary seat in the mayoralty. He's doing a speech now, toasting his own funeral, the spineless prick. He's saying "the Labour Party knew they needed to win here to win a general election". Keep lying to yourself, you short pantsed cunt!

Focus, bitch. With your black logos and your tinted windows and your mid-life crisis.

1-8 all by Miley 🙂

Formally known as King, surely?

Exactly! Bloody useless!

Windmilling randoms on Gossie high street later if anyone fancies it.

Too busy turning out for Brazil 👍🏻

You heard it here first as a former member used to say.

The is 100% Pearsons gait (and haircut)

Looks like Adam Pearson about to walk down the stairs after buying the new shirt. If tattoos moved he'd be about to tap the wall.

This is great news for Labour. You basically can't do this extrapolation that the BBC and Sky News are doing cos locals don't map to the national picture. But Starmer will be ecstatic that they're warning against complacency on his behalf.

You can't just simply project the votes from local elections onto a GE. If that were true, 25% of MPs would be independents. It's been a tremendous set of local election results for Labour and utterly disastrous for the conservatives. The most relevant election was the byelection, where the swing to Labour was off the scale. Even the swing seen in their only success, Tees valley, an area the tories have totally pork barelled and the inhabitants are as thick as pigshit, will seen the tories wiped out. Oh and yues, get rid of Sunak, and let's see what happens.

He looked so fucking needy with Houchen earlier. Houchen made a shit joke about Starmer and Reeves boosting the local tourism economy by visiting constantly. Well, Sunak laughed louder than any cunt there at this absolute zinger. A completely emasculating experience, having to travel all the way to Teesside to bask in the reflected glory of a bloke who couldn't have been more explicit in distancing himself from Sunak during the campaign. He's pathetic.

Miley and Pearson bumping into each other at the Longbenton entrance.....

Trouble is a huge amount of your Southerners are completely against voting Labour in the same way we would be against voting Tory. It's totally ingrained and totally depressing and frustrating

Im not sure but Khan is getting beaten by stick with it. There was some workshy Tory prick from near Wales moaning about it the other day in one my meetings. He also said: "Im a life long Tory voter but im not sure who to vote for in the GE because you just know Labour will put taxes up". This bloke cheats a living by being a contractor that does sweet FA.

ULEZ is/was a big problem for Khan.

Lad I work with is from Bedale said he was certain Sunak would keep it. He fucking hates him so he will be chuffed.

Hopefully they're as wasteful as Sheffield United with chances and we're as clinical with chances as we were on Saturday.

Maybe it's YOU who needs to change. Have you thought about that?

Not good news. Looks like it will be: Tino-Krafu-Burn-Hall Im not feeling confident on this one. Massive potential banana skin this one lads.

Imagine Will Still coming in as our manager in a few years once Eddie goes off to manage England and lifting the CL The fewm would be off the charts

Driving to work down the high street shortly. I have a mad max type car so I’m taking cunts out as I go.

Truth seeker.

Hopefully the lad feels like he owes us big time and is also frustrated as fuck and wants to take it out on the rest of the PL.

The somewhat forgotten man, Roland Ratzenburger, died in a horrific crash in practice the day before too.

I think it’s been said before but, even if you got ridiculous money for him then you couldn’t just go out and get a striker of his calibre who would want to come. Because players like that want to play in the CL and genuinely challenge for honours. We haven’t yet proven that’s where we are or that it’s an inevitability in the short term. And you don’t just want to sign someone who’s done it, is no longer hungry and is just looking for a big final payday. He’s basically irreplaceable at the minute

Lying cunt

Don't worry, it's one of the less useful letters anyway.

The hair lineup at the back is spot on though, very medieval.