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Wor lass is made up anyways. She won't be when she sees the bog tho

It wa like gorilla's finger sticking right out tha arse, am telling thee.

That’s definitely not the sort of brown 12 incher she was hoping to see.

Tbh I would’ve thought that sort of thing would be right up your street

You should message them.

Listened to the Athletic Football Podcast episode in Slot, and it sounds like we've got another Dutch genius landing on our shores, to match the fanfare they gave the last one (currently stinking the place up at Man United). Genius communicator, unmatched man manager. And I quote, "the only question mark is around his personality, how he carries himself" - in other words, another cunt. Basically the only way Liverpool could find someone arrogant enough to think they could replace Klopp was to either appoint a Dutchman or a South African, and South Africans don't really do football management.

I know we had Wilson and Barnes amongst the subs, so there were a couple of attacking options. But that was still a fucking shite bench for us today. If we get 6th I think Howe’s dove a fantastic job. I wouldn’t mind Villa beating Chelsea either. Just to give us that little bit breathing space. I think it’s better for us long term too if it’s Villa instead of Spurs with the latter having another season out of the CL

Well Sheffield United go down with a £100m plus to help them beat the mackems next year. Good luck blades.

ManU drawn. Mackems perennial losers. Another near perfect day for us!

This post could be from any match in the last 4 years

That would be impossible as in actual fact Ashworth is Ashworth during the week but he put those specs on, on a weekend and becomes the football hooligan and scourge of the non league scene, the Wealdstone Raider. They're never seen in the room together.

"Raise warning level to Def Com Brown. We thought we'd gotten away with it after the Black Cats bar blunder, but Grimes has sussed the Frat kid's true allegiance and the placement of the infantry behind enemy lines". "Roger. We'll I instruct the Frat kid to wear an FTM pin badge. Over."

"I know we're in a nothing game" "Wonder what the issue is?" He's so close to figuring it out.

@wykikitoon has gone incredibly quiet, is he having another in-game legendary shit?

We need to bury the cunts. Put a marker down then send a video of it to Dan ashworth for his expert analysis.

Lovely from Barnes and Callum back doing what he does best* *apart from moistening Mrs Wyki

They were winning the quadruple in january

'I'm sure he'll be superb as the club he's joining is of course Liverpool football club and they're an amazing club and a top club like Manchester United are. The mind boggles to what he could achieve there.' [Whispering in ear apparent] 'What? He's replacing Moyes at West Ham? You have to ask questions of whether this Slot character can adapt to the premier league, it's all very well beating the likes of Vitesse and Fortuna but what are you going to do against Man City?'

'VAR Thread? Nah, I'll put it in Generic' 'Ooo I've got a great post about the Sheff United game, might put it in the gaming forum'

The youth!

More like king kongs finger

I thought Arseblaster had a good* game for them *not really, I’m just very very childish

Irish legend.

Useless Irish cunt.

Oh aye @Tom

Fyp

Not the type of chocolate she'd been dreaming of.

A penalty against Man U at Old Trafford?

Lovely finish

It’s ok, Longstaff is in the scapegoat role that Dan Burn occupied in that game

Usual suspects. Longstaff misplacing a 5 yd pass and Dubravka refusing to come off his line leading to the corner

Gemmill would like you to refer to them as the Excel Bullies.

That’s Wykiki officially withdrawing from lobbying to join the Nerd Stat Squad.

scrap it altogether. it's a fucking abomination.

The VAR lads are doing their best here, but the frame stopping and line drawing is ridiculously vague. Automate it and look for daylight between players to give the attacking team the advantage. I'm sick of seeing goals ruled out because a player is 1 pixel offside

99-0

I'm not sure who'd come out on top of a bit of pagga between Ashworth and this lad to be honest?

I’m really enjoying it mind. The Man U fans are in a massive melt down how unreasonable Newcastle are being saying no one will want to work for us now. So Man U go directly to an NUFC employee, who has important insider knowledge of the club, and create a position where his role is untenable, then they launch several public attacks at Newcastle (including insulting the people running the club) before supposedly offering around 10% of his clause. In reaction to all of the above Newcastle have simply asked the terms of the contract be met, some rumours state they may have even shaved 25% off the fee (despite having no reason to do so), and this makes us unreasonable? Maybe the correct approach would have been to show some fucking respect, approach the club immediately and negotiate from there? You know like we did with Brighton and we still ended up paying £6m and him having 8 month or so leave…