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"Why don't we have threads dissing U12 girls teams winning the league against boys, Reg?" "Because why would we? We're a football board having a laugh, taking the piss, talking about football. Leave it to RTG for that shite " "Don't oppress me! It's my right as a man to discuss U12 girls teams!" "I'm not oppressing you, but you're not an MLF?" "I want to be one." "What?!" "I want to be an MLF and talk shite about U12 girls teams." "But why? You're a Mag on a NUFC forum, we don't do that shite?" "Why don't we agree that CT, as a man from boldon, has the right to talk shite about U12 girls especially as he's dangerously close to Sunderland even though he's a Mag on a NUFC forum." "But what's the point?" "I want to invest in crypto currency as well!"

Orkward situation

Was having a fairly shit morning, logged in here, read this and had my first proper laugh of the day. Cheers mate

I think when he first lay down he was 100% confident he could do the worm.

"Country roads, take me home" presumably a reference to the Home Counties destinations of most of the departing ManU fans

Well, yes, I don’t think he’s imagining a career where playing for a mid-table Championship team is considering his peak

I just do not understand that. What is the entertainment value there? I really don't like/understand when people put people with a high level of needs on a stage to make a fool out of themselves but this is not even that. Those two probably have no level of needs, don't look drunk but still willing to make themselves look like that. Why? Why would anyone want to watch two people who can't dance do that? Why would you put yourself on a floor of a pub, especially if you can't even do 'the worm'? I know that there are always a mixture of people in each area (The Hoppings is always an eye-opening experience) but Sunderland seems to have such a massively different demographic to Newcastle/ Northumberland etc.

"I'm truly sorry father, I have no more tears to weep."

That is, essentially, the sole purpose of this entire place tbf. If its not cars its guitars or films or (god forbid) football

Mood

Fwiends.

I'll take care of this lads

Mind, there's this too

It's almost impossible not to wish awful things on to Sunak.

I’m guessing he starts a lot given the lack of alternatives. When he doesn’t have a blinder he seems to get a load of stick without any constructive suggestions as to who should be playing ahead of him. When you look at his age and the fee he’s probably going to be a good bit of business. Considering all the talented players they have that are worth £20m+ who are 6/7/8 years older then maybe he isn’t the sole problem.

Irony is that if that was the limit of his ambition, he'd 'not be good enough' for the Man City of Mordor.

Is this “he has to play in every game” an actual confirmed agreement in his contract or are they shockingly imagining this as well?

Wright and whoever the lass pundit is sitting laughing at Keane.

Tbf, all the other punters in that pub are just as weird for choosing to go there

[Last week] "Do you fancy doing Everton v Forest, Gary?" "You are joking, aren't you?" [Today] "....and it's over to our match day commentators at Goodison Park, Bill Leslie and Andy Hinchcliffe."

Maybe about a third of them were commonplace when I was a kid just over the border. Not the specific pit related terms but lots of the general ones. It’s all basically extremely old Anglo Saxon. The land between the Forth and the Tees was never significantly settled by the Norse or the Danes. The language very largely remained what came out of Middle English which itself developed from old English. The everyday language of the people of this area was until the mid 20th century pretty much un corrupted near Middle English…Dan Jackson again here….

ewerk compensating for his hair horseshoe.

I didn't hear it much growing up but I remember my Mam using it occasionally. We used to drink in the old Black and White pub for a spell, probably in the late 80s and I rember overhearing the owner describing some bother there'd been when we weren't in - he said it kicked off when someone ordered a round and ended the order with "marra" and one of the regulars had shouted "Mackem" and chinned him. I think now it's a good piss take considering how much they use it on RTG. I also agree with HMHM about haway/howay - I think that's a manufactured wedge thing.

Was Alan Smith on co-comms? Was happy to see City win today, makes Europe (and chances of keeping Bruno) easier

"Absolutely appalling. We have an 18 year old kid who is using the club as nothing more than a career development choice as a stepping stone" https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/jobe-bellingham-bigger-than-the-club.1632013/ 😂

Rents imagination as he's about to go out for a drive in his new, top of the range car..... "Stick it in my arse, rents babe, I love your new, top of the range car and it's making me horny for you."

Arafat.

Marrowfat 🤝 Marra fat

Top of the range Audi A3, black edition. Tinted glass, black logos, sporty. I joked to the dealer it was a drug dealer car. Then I remembered he was black. He laughed, I am officially David Brent.

fucking munich cunts.

The offside rule is one of several fucking abortion in the game today. it’s about entertainment and goals not the length of someone’s fucking fingernails, should be “daylight” or it’s onside

It’s probably best they win this anyway otherwise Ten Fraud is a gonner.

Ashley Young's mam doing VAR today, I think.

Clearly hand to ball as well. And clearly to deflect a decent cross out for a corner. Just unreal. Take VAR out of the game and I fully accept that Atwell might miss that and think it's just hit his arm. And fine, no penalty if you only get one go at it. But VAR only has to watch that replay once to see that Young moves his arm to the ball. And that's clear and obvious. You just can't fathom or explain how they keep doing this stuff.

Also thought most of the replies to this pretty innocuous thread https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/invincibles-under-12-girls-team-goes-unbeaten-to-win-boys-league.1632006/ summed the place up. They’re an odd fucking bunch on there

Saw a local council worker deliberately stamp on a slug this morning! I said what did you do that for? He said “it’s been following me around for 3 weeks!

It sounds far more appealing than from Bilbao to Sunderland.

I say this every time I get a Whitley delivery run. If anyone is wondering why it’s impossible to get hold of a plumber, it’s because every fucking one of them is working in Whitley fucking Bay installing bathrooms for cunts. I delivered a bathroom set yesterday to some mid-30s couple. The lad opened the boxes to check for damages, and came upon what looked like a lampshade made of bottle green glass. “ What’s this?” he says to Mrs. “ The sink” He looked at me, and we had one of those silent conversation with eyebrows Him- “ Ffs!” Me - “ You let her pick without looking at it didn’t you?” Him- “Aye… baaaastard!” Me - “ Curb your enthusiasm gif”

It’s when Panda announced they were releasing a new size bottle of Blue pop.