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I’m seeing this ending up as a Wolf of Boldon scenario, with CT off his lips on Bongludes, trying to open the door of his taxi with his foot, whilst Big Crypto is siphoning his accounts. Margo Robbie does not get her blart out, though.

Makes you think

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/the-mount-radford-in-exeter.1631380/

Mackem tramps being classy as fuck again 😂

Don't forget

That was Maddison’s hardest punch as well

Every pavement corner should have a sign saying "No cycling on the pavement, you Wiggin cunts" too. 👍

Amirite?????

This is exactly how I feel. "Alright Starmer mate, why don't you stop Netanyahu’s slaughter of the innocent in Gaza". It's fucking pathetic. Why aren't they doing this outside Sunak's Richmond mansion anyway? I remember once having a relatively high brow discussion with one of my mate's Dads once about some political issue of the time. His wife joined in the conversation by saying something as uselessy anodyne as "Why can't all the leaders of the World shake hands and have peace?". We both looked at each other and burst out laughing. On reflection, it might have been the start of their divorce process which happened a year later and their son's descent into drug abuse. Oh well, that's where good intentions get you.

Is his post eluding to crime in London so he's scared of wearing his posh watch and ring? He's from South Africa which I thought was a right murder place? Making out it's all Khan's fault. Unless he's had to pawn his jewellery for ULEZ lol.

@wykikitoonfilmed on one of his nice, quiet bike rides around t'Yurkshu where he's just minding his own business and really enjoying life UNTIL SOME CUNT GETS IN HIS, I SAY, GETS IN HIS ROAD, LIKE.

Their doors will be shut with the week. Mark my words.

What’s disgraceful is that the fat cunt is buying a shirt for £16.55 and selling it for £80.

Ashley the cunt …..

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-68769820 Sports Direct ( owned by a cunt) dubs Newcastle United kit deal unlawful

If Joelinton does stay I think that makes Bruno more likely to hang around to be honest.

Braverman circa March 2020

My dog swallowed a load of Scrabble tiles last night so I took him to the vet. No word yet.

Le Tissier would make a tremendous MLF if he finds some kind of family link?

This is great.

That's because there isn't one

Except delivery drivers are allowed to park on double yellows while loading/unloading.

I’m surprised Ben White recovered in time after that violent assault on him at the weekend.

The quality of sky's pundits and guests are second to none tbf. Bruce, Clinton Morrison, Dawson, the fat Scottish striker for Rangers, Merson, Sue Smith's useless twin, (Lee Hendrie), the Scouse referee and that's just the ones off the top of my head and I hardly watch it. Their crown jewels are the tedious Neville and Carragher and they're only on for the fellation of Liverpool and Man United fans.

Makes up for not paying a penny in sponsorship for Sports Direct for 14 years eh Mike?

Great news and now Big Joe will tell that little twat Bruno that he’s not going to another cloooooob

Well that was a timely reminder to check on a little investment I made a couple of months ago. Turns out it increased in value 140% Does that make CT and me crypto bros?

Only when he's shit playing for England. Like Andy Murray is British when he's good and Scottish otherwise. 🙂

That interview alone should’ve been enough for him to be deemed unsuitable for the role. Suspect his appointment was just another buffer the owner put up between him and the fans though and Kinnear did sweet FA as DoF in practice

Acropolis Street Food in the Grainger Market is lush. Whichever option you go for though, make sure you tell them their food is exactly the same as Turkish/Greek (as applicable). They’ll absolutely love you for it 👍🏻

"Just not normal, they would take three or four thousand away in every game and on pre-season there would be three or four hundred with us 3,000km from Newcastle. People treated me well there. It's true that that last year at Newcastle was not good so you have to drop your expectations. I knew in myself what I was capable of but also I knew how I'd played in that last year so the offers that came in were not as big. Alaves is an important club in Spain but it's not at Newcastle's level. I had no problem with going there and doing the best I could and that helped me reach where I am now. I had people from Stoke at my wedding. People from Newcastle too. We turned the beer taps off at 2am!"

Sounds like Yorkshire/Lancashire. Hard to tell the difference

you're a more tolerant man than me. fought his way through multiple layers and folds of arse fat before finally reaching bruce's hoop. then stuck his tongue as far up it as he possibly could. never forgive, never forget. fuck him.

That's superb Even funnier a DPD driver who's blocking the pavement whilst on double yellows preaching about breaking the law.

Cum again?

Desperate Dan Desperate Man

I was in France on my hols. Staying in a lovely spot in Limousin with limited internet access. I actually said the phrase “Joe Fucking Kinnear!?” to my lass