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I fully agree.

Adam Pearson is an AI generated visualisation of what goes on in Steve Wraith's head and no one can convince me otherwise.

timed nicely to coincide with their annual mass delusion about not really wanting to be in the top flight anyway

I’d have thought, given your fondness for ASM, you’d be keen on fannys.

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3 days?

in an ocean of absolute crap, this one truly stands out as a solid gold turd. @Zathrasplease put this thread out of its misery.

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Howe is getting pelters for the Dummett sub but I thought it was the right call (obviously without hindsight) at the time. Everton would most likely start slinging balls in the box to get an equaliser so he’d be most experienced to deal with it. Obviously it was a moment of madness by PD but I don’t think it was that bad of decision by Howe. if Alex Murphy made an error he would have got pelters for not putting Dummett on.

Brighton and Wolves dropping points means we stay 8th. Very much in the hunt for 7th (Europa place right?) and possibly 6th if Man Utd's luck ever runs out. Either will be a brilliant achievement considering everything the team has gone through this season.

I heard his left hand dumped him via text last week, poor lad is suffering.

Aye. A draw would have been better for us but lovely seeing them collapse. only the 28 shots conceded today. Don’t interrupt Ten Hags progress sir Jim.

There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people understand this.

If they were in the top flight, I'm sure they'd refuse our luxury tax contributions to their coffers anyway. Morally superior marra.

They were all for gulf-state owned clubs until we became one

rtg going into a massive meltdown over this 😂 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/premier-league-eyeing-up-abolishing-points-deductions.1631030/page-3

Gemmill would pay a lot of money for this POV.

Boss just caught me having sex at work. “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING FIST?” he said ” Sorry, they were just lying there looking all sexy, couldn’t help it” says I. “ ITS THE BLOODY AUTOPSY ROOM!” Looks like my career as a vet is over.

“ You’re a crippled physics genius wizard, Harry”

Looks like someone stuck a broom stick up Stephen Hawking's back, give him a number two all over, put a nice suit on and propped him up for a photo.

I just hope you copy and pasted that. Actually I don't, I hope you typed the lot out.

aah'l punch yee yi divvy.

No pelters for Howe here like Dummett was absolutely the right option to bring on in the circumstances - Dummett is the one to blame, the daft cunt is experienced enough to have known better, especially against a notorious diving bellend like Ashley Young. Murphy isn't even a LB as far as I am aware, so the only other option would have been to bring him on and move Burn to LB who was having a great game in centre half - This is what I hope Howe does going forward mind you, I'd rather see us trying out the more talented youngins than giving Dummett another chance to shaft us of two much needed points. The overall idea that Howe won't give the kids a go (prevalent on social media) is mental in reality considering Hall started vs Everton and Miley was in ahead of a shoehorned Ritchie in centre mid.

it’s funny how expectations change across a season. Before a ball was kicked I expected top 6 and hoped for top 4 but you’re absolutely right: from the cup draws to the season-long injury crisis and betting suspensions - there is a lot of mitigation. I expect top 9 now but hoping for top 6. The injuries are still shit but we have a decent run in.

From a completely pedantic POV, surely he’s using government funds and the government Twitter account to pretty much make a party political advert?

Paloma Faith would fit in well here.

Did Van Dijk just throttle someone and get no punishment for it? I only saw the end of the replay.

Commentary: "two sides incapable of caution". Nah they're just steaming shite mate

I should have asked for something else

They need a draw here today, I'm getting a little concerned if they get hammered he might get sacked. Need at least another 6 months from him before Southgate comes to the rescue

It’s what divides us.

It's pretty funny that as soon as sufficient clubs run foul of the rules by spending too much, the rules are set to change. Kind of makes a mockery of the whole thing.

Braverman today literally denies there are humanitarian isues in Gaza and Duncan is the one to get investigated. Honestly, just finding it hilarious the chain reaction of events caused by Cameron when he tried to curb the right of his party by having a referendum on Brexit. Well, I would, if it wasn't for us all getting fucked by it. But at least now we are witnessing the one true benefit of Brexit, the tory party eating itself into non-existence. Fuck them all.

Also, none of them grasping that the PL rule changes would really only benefit any team not playing in a European competition. The teams in Europe would be bound by UEFAs rules so Man City would not be able to "spend a billion quid" as a number of the tateys on there are going on about.

Seems a bit too sensible

A fairly startling intervention from a former foreign office minister…

He's really stepped up in his last two appearances in fairness to him - I don't think he'll ever be the most defensively sound LB in the world, but vs Everton he seemed to take on Trippier's role (albeit on the left), with Krafth doing more of the Burn, tucking in narrow to support the centre backs stuff. He's got a decent cross on him, and his corners looked dangerous at times.

Pleased City won as it keeps the pressure on the bin dippers, hopefully they can pip them to the post. Looked like they were going to draw for a while tonight. I loathe this Liverpool team.

Hey man. Old enough to start a small to medium-sized business, old enough to get down to the business, as the saying I've just made up goes. I'm on a watch list now aren't I? *ABORT*

"The only man on the planet who could bite a curly wurly and still miss the chocolate" 😂

I was showing my working

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Calcio tonight Inter v Empoli because the now semi - permanent Mrs PL is watching that fuckin infernal married at first sight 🤬 not sure if @Howmanheyman / #ciaomanheyman is on night shift tonight? 🤷🏻‍♂️