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Unfortunately for legal reasons these must be described as ‘so called accountant’ wars.

If you look at the Ashley-era players then you have Schar, Joelinton and Willock who are at the required standard for a Champions League squad. There’s a question mark against the latter because of the recurring injuries and Joelinton only has a year on his contract so I’m not saying they can’t be sold either. But, discounting those academy players who’ve recently come through the ranks for now, I think a decent bid for any other Ashley-era player and the club would be keen to let them go. It’s a shame if it’s a local lad because I think there’s a lot to be said for a core of them at any club. I’m also not saying we’re currently ‘too good’ for a player like Longstaff. But if the money is right and you can persuade him to go then you move him on, as the deal might not happen another 6 months or year down the line, for any number of reasons. That’s just the reality of the situation imo. No room for sentiment (that’s for us fans).

MF, I love you but youre an absolute fucking liability of a moderator

Imo he's never been right since he's come back. Serious questions need asking to the medical staff.

ewerk has already called you a chocolate teapot this morning and now this?… you need to up your game son

Our lass has had her colonoscopy and it’s all clear. Thank fuck. Been in James Cook all week with my brother because his fits were out of control, then drove down last night and spent all day today in the arse inspection unit of the MRI. Great week.

I saw a clip of him complaining that they had sold Mitrovic (which happened a year prior to him joining) and “the guy who went to Leicester” and that was enough Steve Bruce content for me this year

People just take more notice when I post stuff. If you've got anything you want to really land with the TT public, PM it to me and I'll stick it up for you.

I think nudity (even the welcome kind ) should ideally be behind spoiler tags at least, but we don't have them any more (do we? ) so I took the nucular option. Power mad tbh

What working person thinks this is a bad thing? Would you rather vote for a party that is suipported by organisations whose primary purpose is the welfare and benefit of their work force, or dodgy company management and shareholders whose interest is to profit from the workers? This shit simply won't wash any more. The tories trajectory is one way - down. Hopefully a wipe out in the May council elections will demoralise their base network even further, may force Sunak out. By autumn the resentment is just off the scale. A positive Labour manifesto (I do believe this will happen) will be the final nail in the coffin.

It was a picture of William and Charles with Camilla in between them. All three are starkers, Charles has a massive knob. Off to one side is Kate, who only has eyes for Charlie's big dong.

Thanks. That's what I assumed but winding up Gemma is always a fun bonus. 🙂

Yeah, definitely looks like him in the picture.

Christ …Craig Hope and Steve fuckin Bruce on the same page …where’s them bastard razor blades.

And gave Carroll a deal then extended it even though he’d done fuck all to suggest he could still do a job

His 'we'd sold our strikers' bollocks was laughable - We had sold Mitro ages before as you mentioned, Perez was a midfielder, and he probably could have spent a relatively small sum to make Rondon's deal permanent. Instead he went along with the Joelinton transfer and slapped the No 9 on him thinking he'd automatically become a striker despite never playing as an out and out striker at any point in his career - absolutely killing the lads confidence and almost ruining his career in the process. Only to realise his mistake and then sign Wilson from a club he'd just been mocking (along with their manager) for getting relegated a few months prior. He really should ask himself why he's pretty much universally hated by the fan base of every club he's ever managed (Hull being the only exception - maybe) if he's such a good manager.

Not clicking on it. Fuck giving them hits for giving that knacker a platform to talk shite (again)

Maguire reinstated as captain, Henderson and Phillips to "boss" the midfield, world record transfer fee for a goalie broken to bring in Pickford, Rashford benched. Something tells me Ratcliffe wasn't watching the owld footy back when Southgate dry fucked McClaren's league cup winning, UEFA cup finalists into the championship (in a way that they've never recovered from). It goes without saying that I hope this happens.

Nice to see that the beauty school dropout didn't forget everything.

I feel both intrigued and relieved that I missed something MF deemed to be unsuitable content for on here

Seeing as Gemmill is of absolutely no use to anyone, the entire fee is recognised in the year of sale. The payment structure is of no relevance. So selling Longstaff for £100m would, in theory, allow us to buy £500m worth of players this summer on five years contracts. The problem is we would have to keep finding that £100m profit per season for the next five seasons.

Fuckin hell, accountant wars

I was thinking 'I bet Andrew would say no' 😂

Two jump leads walk into a bar and demand a pint of lager each. 'Alright, I'll serve you' said the barman, 'but don't try and start anything'.

That’s where you’re wrong fucker, I told him to try harder. No point being a cuck if the bloke doesn’t give her a right seeing to

Well you’re talking about someone who has made millions and millions of pounds purely off getting binned early for doing a series shit jobs. The second half of his career being especially bad. Yet is also so fucking greedy he’s a slum landlord. And like HMHM says, even then he plays the hard done to victim every time he opens his mouth

Aye, and he still get's his residuals from his stint as Bond, the greedy fucker.

Bruce, man. At his age and at his payoff total you'd think he'd just be happy sipping Pina coladas in casa [insert latest club to have payed him off here] but he's just not happy unless he's either got the violins out for himself or sticking up for his benefactor who sorted a new expensive pay off deal for him knowing he was likely selling the club and foisting the Bruce windfall onto somebody else. Just fuck off and shut the fuck up, man. Honestly.

Aye. Just ignore the fact he did the square root if fuck all to generate income. One fat fraud defending another.

Henderson & Phillips

He almost made you miss the halcyon days of Pardew pre-takeover, didn't he? (at least he did with me ). At least under Pardew you'd get a canny little run of 5 wins on the bounce and playing okay until he reverted to 4231/pass sideways/defend a 1-0 lead type sending you on a 10+ match losing streak. He's also at least been a man about the whole thing since his departure and been fair and complimentary about his time here, despite fans setting up full websites and campaigns to get shot of him at the time

Tbf though he really got the most out of the £40m signing Joelinton

If he'd done a decent job he'd have no reason to 'defend' anything. He's a strange bloke.

"Lads we're just gonna do a spot of prancing to warm up."

(literally) prancing about in his England gear here.

You can fucking guarantee Sunak has no idea what it’s trying to say either

They'll all be given "vitamin shots" and become world beaters. (copyright Wyki)

I bet Gemmill is about to say something that makes him sound like a right cunt.