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“Years of pain”

Let’s not be miserly in praise of the nippers here- they’ve beaten 3/5ths of the side that would give Madrid and PSG a run for their money. On their home turf.

Fairly standard/benign questions. The only thing ‘wrong’ with them is Liverpool lost. My personal favourite Klopp huff was when he asked that former Man City player if he’d ever played football before

Road trip with Unc!

These FFP regulations seem to have either fucked or hampered almost everyone bar the one club they were originally aimed at, ie Man City.

On the other hand, with 100k capacity, @thebrokendoll should get a ticket. As long as he can get his disabled pal to fly him over. 👍

FFS I'll be in the UK

I once took my half blind 8 year old bulldog for a walk at a semi rural park in Middlesbrough (i.e - it’s a quiet park, but within 10 minutes you can get a pint of Guinness and burger). Im walking her (read - dragging her) up a hill, we get to the top and over the rise there is 17 (estimate) fully grown (early 20s) men and women (woman) fully decked out in home made (or even worse bought on the internet) elf, dwarf, wizard and warrior gear, swords, shields, armour, capes, the fucking business. They were really going for it, shouting spells at each other and that, I saw a man take a spell and perform a death that Platoon would be proud of. Even the dog stopped to ogle them, and she can’t see shit. I passed an older lad walking his greyhound and he said “seen them cunts up the hill” I just shook my head.

If they set off now, rowing is not out of the question

You've got to boycott it lads. Show them what a stupid idea this is.

And that’s why I hate the cunt.

Ah! There’s where my confusion came from, as I only know it as Bar 1892-on-wear. 👍

All part of the model 👍🏻

It was probably looking for the bill

Luke O’Neen turning up to watch too 2-1 to us again now

What a miserable cunt that bloke is. Well done him for stating the bleeding obvious and bringing absolutely nothing new to the table though

Yet never gets called out for being a cunt.

the game’s gone

Years ago, when I was 18, I worked at an outdoor centre near Keswick. We’d take the kids to an assault course that was just around the corner from Castlerigg Stone Circle- it was invariably an absolute mud bath, and we’d take them to the circle afterwards. Once, we turned up at the stones and there was a group of lads all decked out in proper Conan the Librarian gear, massive fake swords and axes. They were making their own movie. They clapped eyes on 15 or so 10yr olds caked head to foot in thick mud and asked if they wanted to be in their movie. Rather foolishly, they asked the brats to hide behind the stones and then attack them. Fucking carnage, and they (the lads) got slaughtered.

I never knew my wife would turn into a roadworks thief. But when I got home, the signs were all there.

History nonce.

I’d take £15m. Despite recent form he has generally been good but we need to upgrade him. He is a strange one. under: Rafa- looked top quality Bruce - like a league one player howe - very good (overall)

He’s been poor recently but he’s worth more than that

i don't see how chelsea have got away without a penalty. i know they've got decent commercial revenue but surely not enough to offset a spend of a billion quid

STATE OF THE NATION 😑 https://true-faith.co.uk/thru-black-white-eyes-wreckage-18-mar-2024/

Sunderland will be a ghost town between 1 and 3 today.

I wonder if him and The Knight ever compare notes on the disheveled, crumpled shirt collar, just woke up in a puddle of their own vomit look

Weather will be lovely in Melbourne at that time of year. 🙂

Can we play Aussie Rules since it’s in Melbourne? I reckon we’d batter them

Oh please invite him onto our Newcastle United board to tell us why we are wrong, with our semi serious jibes about his team. Please, can you?

"But for sure it has been a difficult season, everyone can see that, we have got a ceiling unlike other teams, congratulations to them etc, etc...."

Nee wonder there’s a lack of new posters on here. Tell them to ask TheGingerQuiff

Souness is seething

No surprise to see you on Souness’ side

I'm guessing he's still wailing and gnashing his teeth over the Black Cat's Bar? QPR 🤝 MLF's Friendship confirmed as well as storage in their wank bank.

Also, the youngest has been in Liverpool with her friends, said she'd just been sick so I asked her if she was ok then she sent this picture.... Even teenage girls can't stand Everton.

Who doesn’t?

I'm just an old cunt as well mate.

Mackems are getting restless. They're thinking about organising a protest but there's the usual infighting about whether that would be too "Mag like". And this. Funnily enough, I had forgotten about this. Thanks for reminding me marrow 👍

Hmmmm