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Or "a Yorkshire couple" for short

Klopp’s face It’s been an absolute shitter of a day and that cheered me right up

Klopp’s face I fucking despise that absolute thundercunt

I hope you were the Man city fan I hit with a soggy mince pie in the kippax in '84

I hope you and @thebrokendoll let her dry off before driving you home.

No doubt Andrew will admonish me, but I’m sensing the return of a former poster

I don't think I even hated Fergie this much

Mackems are getting restless. They're thinking about organising a protest but there's the usual infighting about whether that would be too "Mag like". And this. Funnily enough, I had forgotten about this. Thanks for reminding me marrow 👍

game pretty much went the way I and all but probably the terminally stupid expected it to, but travelled up there anyway more in hope than expectation. weird one yesterday I thought and very well summed up here.... https://true-faith.co.uk/report-city-cup-2324/ never had any real dislike for man city although the game in '84 which @Tdansmith alludes above was pretty hairy, wasn't pies coming over in our direction that day from the kippax. hand on heart, I'd honestly opt for wandering round the streets of moss side round maine road or even the early days at the city of manchester stadium walking up past the mary d's. all felt a bit souless rolling up in the tram at the etihad campus. oh and I've still got heartburn from one of your fucking £6 a pop chicken balti pies.

At the minute it feels a bit like fighting the school bully. You've got your hand on our head, holding us at bay, while the PL and UEFA applaud admiringly. (I know you think the PL and UEFA hate your club, but your position is also being protected by their current ruleset). As long as other clubs are locked out of progressing, the perception will be that the clubs that got there before all the restrictions came are financially doped. Whether you cheated to get there or not. And I know you feel very strongly that you'll be exonerated and that the obfuscation exercise that your club is engaged in is due to annoyance with the way the club has been treated in the past. But to an outsider, it just looks like the same sort of tactics that Trump employs to delay justice. If a great exoneration and a flood of apologies is coming, why put barriers in the way?

Brits abroad ✅

And that’s why I hate the cunt.

I thought Alex had packed in the blacking up thing, but apparently not.

Skiing so this. He's already got pleb Brits aboard covered. 👍

"But for sure it has been a difficult season, everyone can see that, we have got a ceiling unlike other teams, congratulations to them etc, etc...."

Klopp’s face

Yep, Klopp already moaning about how they've had a hard season

Ian Wright: 'Number one.' Presenter: "Warm ball number one, Coventry City versus...." Ian Wright: "number two." Presenter: "Cold ball number two, Manchester United. Coventry versus Manchester United." Roy Keane: "Listen, that's the draw United would've wanted."

Tbf, you do get strong Fathers for Justice vibes when you visit that place

It was Sunlun that won it according to RTG. "Like watching your child" apparently.

If that lad hadn’t learned his trade during that time on loan on wearside he’d never have scored that goal (preberbly marra)

That’s Gemmill blacked up

We need to get PL to get a photo from the front next time and let everyone decide. Checked YouTube for your BlackedUpAlex channel and it's not there anymore.

Ah! There’s where my confusion came from, as I only know it as Bar 1892-on-wear. 👍

I'm guessing he's still wailing and gnashing his teeth over the Black Cat's Bar? QPR 🤝 MLF's Friendship confirmed as well as storage in their wank bank.

You should see my ball sack.

Charles Bukowski once said Hell is other people. He had a point but I’d especially apply it to other people’s kids

When we arrived there was this young lass on her phone in the queue for passport control. She was annoying as fuck and loud making out she was on a high power job. Then I recognised who she was with. Her mother is in my bike club. About 4 of my mates have been through her 😂 Anyways she gets called twice to get off her phone and ignores it, her mum giggling and telling her to stop 'but muuuuuuummmmm it's important' She gets to the front gets called by a copper who pulled her and sent her to the back of the queue 😂 fucking superb. Her mother and father (oh yes she's still married the bike slaaaaaaaaag) were furious 😂

Oh poor you. Fuck off.

Just got home after a canny week snowboarding in France. WHY though, do fucking MONG bastard BRITS not listen, read, etc when going through security? Chambery is a fucking tinpot shed anyways and its a pain in the arse at the best of times. But signs up saying put ipads in trays, take off watches, shoes etc and the amount of times the staff were telling people to go back and do it. Fucking ignorant, arrogant CUNTS.

This fucking prick doing an open top bus tour of his home town shouting "I want my country back" at random, uninterested people.

Souness is seething

Crowd funding didn’t go that well by the looks of it. Some balsa wood, a pick n mix and a beach ball. Still, I hope your kids enjoyed it, nothing like making memories eh?

I want Man Utd to win TBH so that Buck toothed cunt has one less Trophy to have in his sights. Man Utd will be dry bummed by CIty in the next round.

Sometimes when I watch a match I’m not quite sure who I want to win. But then I usually realise who once it actually starts. Literally couldn’t give two fucks here though.

I think I want Man United to get fucking demolished in the second half now. Hate Klopp but them getting embarrassed at home is just too appealing.

Var robot exploding at having to rule between these two.

FFS ewerk. Why do you have to be so well read and know how offside works?

We now go live to the Man City commercial department:

Same as what Team Sky did with the Dawg ventolin situation.

While I don’t doubt they’re under more scrutiny than most clubs, does it seem remotely realistic that they’ve got absolutely nothing to hide and are just obfuscating and string the process out? Purely because they want to annoy the authorities because of the way they’ve been dealt with in the past? And you can take your patronising pat on the head and shove it so far up your jacksie that it tickles your fucking tonsils

I'm not telling you. It's a secret.

He would be a great fit for us at the.moment