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BREAKDOWN UPDATE: head gasket gone

It was notable as well that Howe mentioned that Ashworth's impact was difficult to assess because a DoF position is a long-term position and developments from such a position don't materialise over the short-term. I'm paraphrasing, but, I think given how carefully Howe selects his words, that this is tantamount to telling the press that Ashworth hasn't done fuck all yet and he's already looking for the exit for his own career progression. And moreover he's taking insider secrets with him like a rat. I reckon Howe doesn't like him. That's good enough for me. Pack up ya desk nerd and ...

Gooooood morning from Newbury 😀

Anyone know any good bars in Newbury that are showing the match?

I dunno like. The word goes out about trophyshy looking for a scrap and suddenly the van breaks down. Something not right here.

The Ground Force team looks well up for this next makeover.

Need to do some false briefing to ashworth like British intelligence did to the Germans on the lead up to operation overlord. Put a pretend 'dead' body washed up on his garden with made up plans on who we're buying. Make the body Wilson for more plausibility.

"Am tellun yiz. Yiz are garna ear from peypull aal awa the world, wanting to knar why yiz nevva made more eppeys. The CLAMMA! The INTERNATIONAL CLAMMA to knar what's appnun to Sunlun footbaal club. Peypull from Cewba, peypull from Perew! Arewba! Thems aal lads fans now, ah dinnit think yiz knar what yiv gorron yer ands ere."

Is your van called Callum?

Strong Nick Love vibes

The lad in the middle is blatantly offering @trophyshyon. He might as well be saying 'do you want your goes?' to @trophyshyBlatant.

Van turned up, 10 mins up the road one of the youth says hes left his wallet inside Callum 😒

Netflix must have told them to cap it at 3 episodes then, you would think. "Ere marra, am not garna lie, yiz are lewsin a lot of top quality banta from the lads on the cuttin rewm floor ere. Are yiz ABSOLEWTLY SHEWA yiz arnly want the three eppeys?!"

Where are people gonna go now to get top level sporting content like the blow-by-blow inside story of Luke O'Nien man-marking Sheffield Wednesday's Barry Bannan out of the league one play-off semi final? It's one of the great sporting contests. Ali v Frazier, Coe v Ovett, O'Nien v Bannan. Just feels like Netflix are making a huge mistake if they don't keep this going.

Nah we’re not in there, we’re in the Leonardo next door

Thank fuck for that! Things come in threes, Fury fight cancelled, Callum the Tranny blowing his gasket… I was worried you might be jinxing the match, but I’ll take this.

Not a badge in sight. Poor #badgeisin

She must have a canny job tbf.

The latest season of STID feels a lot like they just felt like they had to draw a line under it. 3 very half hearted episodes and I'd be surprised if they bothered their arse with a fourth season. Mental really when you consider the huge global appetite for terrible lower league football, morbidly obese fans, and that beeyewtiful accent.

He’s bloody loyal! Ok?

If we get beat, I'm tasking you with finding and kicking fuck out of PL's mates. If PL gets caught up in the crossfire? So be it.

Bored of this Ashworth talk already. Either pledge your allegiance to the Geordie cause or gan and FUCK YA MA He can be easily replaced.

Giving away your hotel location to trophyshy. A very big mistake.

Out of embarrassment, I assume?

Arewba

If it is then I can only presume that Jason Statham is massaging it's tits in the background there.

Good old Dunty certainly has a way with words. OGWN is not the same without him.

https://iandunt.substack.com/p/byelection-slaughter-yeah-so-it-turns Dunt on last night is a decent read. Nice intro too:

I've just started watching it. The "Previously on..." for the first episode was glorious. All of that sadness and turmoil distilled into 3 minutes. Like a thick misery syrup.

Love that he pronounces BourneMOUTH like TyneMOUTH.

You can tell you're almost a Scotsman.

The Shell garage at Tot Hill services is clean out of red stripe

🎵 "Where'd you park your minibus?" 🎵 Oh, on a layby on the A34? Fair enough.

He dies at the end of the episode ffs. I feel a bit bad now.

The bloke on E3 talking about how he's had to move into a smaller house so he could continue to afford to go to Sunderland games in the cost of living crisis, and how it was a big deal for him that he had to give up all of his memorabilia due to the reduced space. Anyway, I was pleased to see that he'd kept his extensive mug collection and enjoyed the close up of the mug celebrating their 2021 Papa John's Trophy win. There's some memorabilia you simply cannot say goodbye to.

tbh I thought Holden would be the first with that comment

You ever considered the possibility listening to the radio causes you undue amounts of stress?

I'm sure they'll want to document the return to the PL. Oh... 🙂

JRM and Sunak hate each other. At this point I think the former is just campaigning for his seat at the next election. Although he looks set to lose that too. And playing to GBeebies twats as well. Actually when I was looking, one the more prominent Tories looking likely to remain in parliament is Truss. Apart from that leading me to assume Norfolk must be stuffed to the gills with absolute cunts. It also made me think she’ll probably make the shadow cabinet. Given her profile and the lack of options. I fucking hope so as she’ll continue to be a disaster. She’s thick as pig’s shit

BTW’d YP.

I’ll be at this. Would anyone like a fight?

Does the season finish with them getting promoted then? I know we take the piss and stuff but that owner they've got. Fuck me. He's just a bairn. Making mad decisions like sacking the boss with no replacement and then you see on this that the bloke they eventually appointed proactively got in touch with them to see if they had any interest in him. Just brutal mismanagement.

Have you not noticed how Wrexham have a red home shirt and white away kit? It's no coincidence, marra.

Reddit has some interesting takes STID was the reason Mac convinced Deadpool to buy.....Wrexham