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When he inserts into her I bet he shouts “merging cells”.

I really want to see us completely take the piss if he's gonna leave. Make them pay through the nose and stick him on a year of garden leave. It's what they tried to do to us with Lingard, and what they would absolutely do if the shoe was on the other foot in this situation. We know that this lot are working with other clubs to stunt our progress, so we should play the hardest game of hardball possible in return.

The gay woman's Highland league can get a bit feisty

His dad was a Communard 👍🏻

Since they wank off so much about Clarke I thought I’d take a look to see if he really was miles ahead of other Championship wingers around his age. As surely at the very least he was the best performing one? In his age range at least? Turns out not at all . Jack Clarke - 23 year old - 31 starts - 14 goals and 4 assists Morgan Whittaker - 23 year old - 29 starts - 16 goals and 7 assists Crysencio Summerville - 22 year old - 26 starts - 14 goals and 7 assists Jon Rowe - 20 year old - 25 starts - 12 goals and 2 assists Is he doing well? Aye, but the way they go on like he’s some special talent while there’s others his age doing better or around the same I just don’t get it. They need to wake up to the difference in levels too, I thought the way our lot strolled past them in second gear would help them realize but it seems they’re still just as deluded.

I spent a summer working for the CSA. That’s as far as my connection goes. Cheers for the humble brag though, Dave. You’ll be reminding us you have a lass next

Apparently Jobe is shit again. I can't keep up.

Yep, Jobe Bellingham, who scored what I would call a functional goal against a poor second tier defence, is England's brightest talent again.

As an aside I fucking love how they’re fully on board with KLD, ‘the model’ et al again after a couple of wins on the bounce

So STID3 is out. Might watch it but obviously for NUFC fans it will not be as funny as the previous 2. I suspect that will be true for the neutral too. The SMB have several threads on it of course. THis one is funny. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/netflix-exposure.1627292/ It's quite insane. To summarise, it criticises the club for not capitalising on merchandise from the first two series, which made Sunderland a massive club on all SIX continents apparently. Apparently, accorsing to half a dozen on the thread, we're jealous as fuck of them because they're on Netflix. And my favourite, Stanger Things sold loads of merchandise and that was on Netflix, so why isn't the club selling millionsof replica shirts from their shed in Bishop? Sample posts below. Like the difference in league quality thing, I'm not sure they actually get the fact that what made STID unmissable viewing, for neutrals and NUFC alike, was it was comedy gold and showed the club being utterly humiliated. The first series was a black comedy and the second was like a world class mockumentary. I fucking loved the Office, but not because Daivd Brent was a good example of an office manager. I watched it to laugh at Brent. And that was made up. Fucking hell, this brain donor Nelford apparently can't tell the difference between a sit com and a documentary.

£100m and a new 5 year deal for Ten Haag

Bet he has scheduled and organised intercourse with her too the fucking show off.

Fucking journos man! Take this shocking paragraph by this Alex Turk cunt from the Express, Is it just me, or does that really, REALLY piss anyone else off?

Don't name me this way ...ah shite

Thief.

"It's ok, it's just part of the process."

A DoF as far as I can make out is supposed to be the ultimate football brains of the club. He should hire and fire the first team coach who should be brought in to carry out the DoF’s philosophy on the pitch. First team coaches should be expendable but the philosophy continues due to the long term appointment of the DoF. That used to stop a coach coming in, spending millions on his staff and player choices then leaving after 18 months and a club having to start all over again. A good DoF prevents that scenario. Who’s the club most guilty of that bullshit in the last decade or so?.. A DoF is also responsible for the recruitment team who identify the players required to carry out the philosophy and the development of the youth academy. Hes obviously got to do it within income and FFP constraints so he’s also got to be financially well qualified and astute . Ashworth is going to one of the five biggest clubs on the planet . He’ll do all the above with more cash flow and more FFP wriggle room. In a way it’s a no brainer but it doesn’t reflect particularly well on him . He's supposed to be designing the “NUFC project” which is a bullshit phrase but his leaving shows that the likes of him do see these things in those terms . Maybe Howe has too much clout with the owners and Ashworth feels he can’t do his job properly because Howe wasn’t his appointment. I’ve seen a few names being linked with the job one of which is Richard Hughes who (surprise surprise ) is an ex Bournemouth teammate of EH and was Techinical Director at Bournemouth when Howe was coach there. If he is appointed it’s a full on AFCB coup at NUFC. Maybe that’s why we’re strongly linked with Billing? 🤔🤷🏻‍♂️

I appreciate it early days in the project and there’s probably some sour grapes here too but I’ve found him a bit ‘meh’ so far. I don’t think any of the first teamers brought in required much rocket science and the hopefuls haven’t done much on their loan spells. Brighton haven’t exactly fallen apart in his absence either. All of which may change subject to what happens

Imagine all the humongous mega deals coming in for their future ballon d'Or winners? It's truly a terrifying prospect for us Mags. The very thought is truly mind-blowing I'll admit. Not only will Sunderland lose these galacticos from their squad but they'll invest in a completely wise and sensible way with a completely understanding and patient fan base not having any wobblers.

Someone's arse needs kicked at the SoL. If Kate Bush can resonate with a new generation of fans then surely the STID theme tune, 'where they used to build the boats' by errr.... someone....errr.....that should've been aggressively marketed and it shewalee should've been number one across the world?

I'll put something smooth on for Mrs HMHM and pour her a nice cuppa from the new valentine's teapot I bought her....

Undoubtedly has a spreadsheet with active macros enabled.

We should also probably just go and try to poach whoever Brighton replaced him with.

I bet his mam was a Goth.

Real Madrid have turned his head

Getting beat off Huddersfield who are constant relegation battlers. Jack Clarke must be touring the Bernabau facilities with Jude Bellingham

Aye, Wor Adam scoring on Valentine’s Day is pushing the bounds of reality.

"I wouldn't know anything about that, sir."

Well I wasn’t at all cliched and got my lass some chocs, flowers and wine. And I got some nuts ( ) and then when she was writing my card this morning she realised she’d gotten me a girlfriend one by mistake

I've shelled out and bought the fella a Valentine's meal deal from Asda, so I can confirm it isn't

It's Newcastle vs United™ AND IT'S LIIIIIIIIIIVE

His Dad was a turkey baster.

Honourable mention to former player Fabio Pancake

Is that Keith Huntly, the famous detective who caught the notorious Irn Bru Bandits, Banks O’Dee and Buckie Thistle?

10th 😂

The lovely Ms Nb (she's a modern lady) decided to go all out for valentines day but I'm afraid at 5am even this couldn't rouse me.

They have been a graveyard for careers and I am not sure his strategies dk really fit their philosophy of throwing money at things but good riddance if he prefers to work for these cunts.

fuckin belter that mate… I’ll be sticking to the traditional, tried and tested “Larry from Cameo” get up.. it’s a bit old hat but the now semi-permanent Mrs PL likes it and I hate to disappoint her

I’m waaay ahead of you

I am a bloke and this somehow managed to dry my fanny out.

There once was a man from Longleat Whose father was in Bronski Beat He did the hard yards Listened to Communards And would often 'Hit that perfect beat'.

And the mighty Gala Fairydean

£50m + Rashford

Best of luck to Keith in his big match.

Fucking hell, that's darker than any environmental prediction

EVERYTHING'S A JOKE TO YOU EH, EH?! Our descendents, our children, are going to suffer catastrophe but that's okay as long as you can shoehorn your cheap jokes in, EH? On the other hand, they were magnificent tits, so fair's fair.

Surely, at some point, some of these people need to understand that there are levels. I am sure most of us have played 5-a-side. We have all played with that lad who is just a cut above us (it was never me, I have always had zero ability) who manages to score 7 goals and make it look effortless. I have never thought to myself, 'wow, he has better stats that Haaland'.