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ANOTHER FORUM?!!?

Listen pal, the cunt asked you a question do you stand or sit to wipe your starfish?

@Zaro, I can only apologise for the rude boys n this thread, they are so naughty. I’ve reported them to the head of the Newcastle United Ultras, Adam Pearson, who will be speaking with them all. He’s your man for all fan club enquiries btw, you can contact him on Twitter ( Adam is the lad on the left, by the way).

As a fan I want us to sign a player this window, but I can see why they’re so hesitant. We will likely have a good profit this annual period, with the new sponsors, sale of ASM, and CL money - then next year we will have the adidas deal etc. So there’s a risk of throwing good money at a bad situation if we were to dip into the January market. They likely hope we turn our form around, have a strong finish with what we have and an FA cup run. Then we go into next season with at least one decent FFP year in the bank, and a ton of players back.

As long as the match only lasts 80 minutes 🙂

Is it by adding deducted points?

🎵There can be only one 🎶

Arteta managed City for 1 game. We lost. He's pants. Case closed.

I get they broke the rules but for the love of fuck the rules are fuckin bent

Reading.…

Interesting looking at the stats like that. Maybe losing Pope is one of the biggest factors in our demise after all. Whilst you get the impression Dubravka has improved a lot with increasing match fitness and experience, I think you always have to be wary with keepers who appear to make lots of great reflex saves, and think a bit more deeply as to why this is required. Not just that he doesn't sweep, but also the knock on effect of this rest of the team, from defence right through to attack.

He has some interesting stuff to say

This from twitter sums up the Tories and the lengths they go to and subterfuge they'll try to do for even local things outside their domain. It appears a blue marra from wearside is getting worked up about 20mph zones. In Wales. Fucking bizarre people.

Well, he was a slight improvement over @Dazzler anyway.

Cunt

Ill start... Are you a stander or a sitter?

Given that he's got a contract until 2030 we'd be doing very well to get him on a free.

Considering he fucking plays for them this is a massive shock Apparently Spurs are now interested in him though

Your kit is minging.

Financial rules were originally designed to protect clubs from going bust but it has been turned out that it just benefits the big six. it also has no real punishment for the owners/decision makers who can just disappear without any real punishment while the clubs get docked points and tumble down the league(s). ( slightly different from FFP but ’m thinking about Luton from 10+ years ago here where they were docked about 30 points due to administration and transfer irregularities as a prime example of owners fucking a club then doing a runner)

Come back, mate! We're very Zorro, Zaro.

Poor Kalvin. Another 6 months on the bench. At least he will be able to get some game time when England play.

Yes, it was IDENTICAL to Brunos challenge. They both went to block/divert the ball. Both were probably happy to leave a mark on each other knowing this. Its a mans game. Just play on. I quite enjoyed the Mackem game where there could have been lots of VAR checks but we just played on without 100 slow-mo replays. VAR needs to fuck off and let the onfield ref just play on unless there is something off the ball. The ref is looking at the game, let him have the balls to make the decision. Slo-mo makes every tackle look a million times worse.

Quiff, is that you?

Like a bidet

Ah, a Fussball-Ventilator

I'd take a David Batty - I think he was more of a footballer than most people think so a player like that would be the best of both worlds.

Best hope none of them work at the bomb factory in Washington, eh?

Aye gives us a chance to give Fulham a firm fuckin pulverising in the cup

Good read. Brings into sharp focus injury issues https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/newcastle-eddie-howe-premier-league-season-b2478461.html

He knew a couple of weeks ago. Wyki Casey.

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I wonder which clubs would vote to change it to a more meritocratic version? I can't see Liverpool, Man Utd, Arsenal or Spurs being in favour of opening up the valve any more than it is. I honestly think the PSR rules should take into account 2 things; 1 prevent megarich clubs from simply spending what they like, and (more importantly) ensuring bad owners aren't mortgaging the club's future on a whim. Debt should be taken into account, as should revenue obviously, but the capital available from the owner should be considered too. Us, yourselves and others could comfortably afford to make losses greater than £100m over a 3yr period without risking the future of the club, by virtue of having owners who can cover that loss by checking the back of the sofa. The rule as it stands is basically, you can get better, but only by a little bit every season. Of course that means the established elite can keep accelerating at faster pace. No club, regardless of their revenue stream should have £1bn owed in debt.

Gillespie was kicked out of a crucial 6 week period after Xmas by Gary fucking Neville - ptobably as big a contribution as Schmeichel's.

i'm amazed that isn't from the 90s

Or watch Netflix or Disney, or ever need to get an oil change, book an Uber, use facebook, play computer games. I could go on but the gist is there. Must be a very quiet life when your only form of entertainment is reading books on equality but thems the breaks for the morally superior, I suppose.