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This is a real meeting of the minds.

That is a fucking huge compliment by TT standards tbf

STADIUM OF LIGHT: All You Need to Know BEFORE You Go (with Photos) (tripadvisor.co.uk)

"half decent"

Lee Ryder / Nefilim was quoted as saying: "I've got a full head of hair first and foremost...It's in this Heron's bag and attached to me ma's heed, but it still counts"

We need Willock back fit, not to sell him. He's class imo.

Kate Winslet for one

The best midfielders do not necessarily equate to the best midfield. Willock has been a massive miss to us with his running and ability to link the midfield with attack.

Nefilim (sic), have you seen The Viz special from 1988. Some 25 years after the assassination of JFK, they were finally able to categorically place Elvis as the second shooter on the grassy knoll at Dealey Plaza. That’s why The King had to fake his own death and go into hiding. Makes you think

One spelling mistake at a time!

Oh god. He's here to open our eyes and reveal THE TRUTH.

Well they shan't have it, I shall be spending it on waffles and frites

I'd also like to submit Andy O'Brien's nose

FYP

For consideration

Strange obsession with young men spreading their arse cheeks on that forum.

Congratulations to @Isegrim for getting published!

I was watching Game of thrones with my lass last week and was answering questions as she's never seen it. I was explaining the concept of Arya's death list and I said I had several in different categories and used refs as an example citing Trelford Mills, Steve Bennett and that cunt that did the derby that time (Madeley). Just realised I forgot about Ashby without thinking he didn't count as someone/the universe had got there first. I'm slipping.

Other Interests I am the junior vice president of the bandage appreciation society, having joined as an apprentice bandage appreciator in the summer of 2019. I am an avid headband enthusiast. I am heavily involved in the receipt of free watches at the metro centre. I am on the waiting list to be appointed moderator of a thread on an NUFC message board for a player I love, but who never justified that love. About me I don't get caught up in the trivial things such as tracking back or end product. I am all about the stepovers, bandages and constant injuries. I hate people who track back, score goals and get assists. It makes it worse when they look like the HIV has took a hold of Rod Stewart - people like that make me sick. I call them headless chickens (lol). Please give me a job at your bandage and headband factory.

My best mate was so convinced we had the next Maldini, he got Pistone on the back of his shirt. There's tale of someone thinking the answers to our problems would be a young Irish winger called Shane Ferguson.

who new?

Give him a break, he's been under a lot of denpressure lately.

We’ll discuss it in the secret forum and let you know.

No, we won't permit you to be serious. Either make an inappropriate joke or fuck off.

Exile really cones across as someone for whom us in general and Saturday’s fixture specifically wasn’t a big deal like If he’d wanted that post to be believable it should’ve been in relation to human rights in the Arabian Peninsula

Thread on Ready to Groom….Falling out of Love with Football 😂 looks like that fuckin nonce Exile is broken …along with a lot more. Nothing at all to do with getting battered on Saturday by us of course!

I’m not having that Bramble couldn’t pass btw. The big dopey cunt could knock 80 yard rakers one minute and throw a hand grenade at Given the next

Plus he was rarely played in his proper role of DM.

I'm not reading what those cunts have to say about it, I'm hair trigger enough at the minute. I was right at the front of the stand next to the traditional away end and was up and down my seat like zebbiddee going off it after someone gave me a bit Billy Whizz which I'd never had for a couple of years obviously on top of the beer. (If I'd had a bit more I'd have probably ended up on the pitch).

This cunt would be riding it. Highest gear so his legs are a blur but he's only going 0.5 mph faster than the old biddy walking up the hill. "Ey up Martin. What's tha mitherin' about?" "*pant* You *pant* wouldnt *pant* UNDERSTAND *pant*, Auntie *pant* June. BYEEEEE!" *30 seconds later* "You're still here, Martin. Does tha want a push?" "UGH! BYE AUNTIE JUNE!"

It was my first real bit of heartache as a toon fan. My mam had bought me the green and blue third kit from the Sheff Wed kit clash and it didn't fit me until the new season started, the only Christmas present I'd asked for was Cole 9 on the back and we sold the cunt a few weeks later and I couldn't wear it ever again!

yes, we illustrated pretty beautifully what happens when you play a high intensity game 2/3 times a week without rotation. willock is 100% part of the first team though - after bruno and joelinton, i'd say he's most important midfielder. he was outrageously good last season. not banging in as many goals compared to when he first joined but he was technically brilliant - superb energy, pace, ball carrying and pressing. the player we have missed most this season, if you ask me.

Dave’s rolled out his own personal spreadsheets in the first couple of weeks of the new year xls-cellent

If I were Eric Clapton I'm not sure I'd have included the line, "Thinking of my kids, what’s left of them" in that song.

"Bill Clinton playing a geetur on Eptsteins Island - Alex Jones took the photo, hiding in the bushes at great personal risk to himself to provide the TRUTH to his fellow TRUTHseekers. Why was Clinton on the Ireland? To play a guitur or was this just to warm his fingers up for the afters? Something something sy-ops, something something CIA."

@Nefilimthis thread is fucking crying out for your input, son. Fill your boots, wor kid. (Nee rush).

"Alwiz a pleasure, never a chore for me loyal punters, honestly, it's them that gets me out of bed in my never ending quest to keep them supplied with gold plated, 100% NUFC gold dust content. Ah'd love to see a YouTuber get the NUFC lowdown from a Carl Cort or an Alex Mathie! You've got to have the contacts, wor kid. Got to have the little black book."

I think your underestimating Willocks value to the team, he carries the ball in transition faster and more efficiently than anyone else, and I feel a lot of the reason that Isak has spent a lot of time isolated this season is due to missing Willock's link up play My probably naive hope is that we are underselling the value of our new marketing deals and we have more wiggle room than they are letting on

Can I be a rocker of this thread? Mods are absolute fannies.

Keeping it topical at least

What do you expect to achieve here?

Tell me that everything you think you know is from a podcast or YouTube, without telling me that

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