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Misery loves misery hardman company.

Ewps sorry marras. Wuh didn't meyn to turn the black cats Bar into a pewr replica of bar 1892. Pleyse keyp spending your universal credit on our merchandise. Cheers.

RTG.....

So, before we’ve even turned up, we’ve taken their end. Good and proper. Thanks for reading my post.

At this point I am fully expecting their owner to rock up in a toon shirt, drink brown ale, and spend the entire match blasting "dirty monkey mackems" over the tannoy.

I think 'Kingy' has been had. "I give you shit made up tattoo for long time, Mister."

This flip flop just adds to the comedy

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I DO like the way they crossed out Haway the lad into Howay the lads btw. That is a huge piss take. Apparently the teams arecoming out to Local Hero too. The way it should be.

Well, they love sharing Paddy Power tweets around so.... The SMB is absolutely crackers btw. More than 600 posts on that thread alone in less than an hour. Literally tens of thousands of posts about a single derby match over the Xmas period. I mean, I obviously want us to win but even if we smash them it's not going to make up for the recent disappointing matches. If we lose, well it's just a one off match for me and Howe will retain my support, just focus on next season. It's only a game of football ffs.

At least if they force a replay our club will give them some lovely red and white banners in return. Classy from the club IMO.

They’ve started to notice the sign behind the bar (zoom in) FEEEWM

New signage for the black cat bar for Saturday - surely this has to have been faked to wind up those at RTG

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/mags-fanzone-in-durham.1623813/ This is quite the read

As SpongeBob say, it goes back way before Ashley. I'm still scarred by selling Waddle, Beardsley and Gazza. Some are still reeling from selling Supermac and if Noelie were here he'd still bare the scars from Hughie Gallacher going to Chelsea.

What ya saying like?

This has cheered me up no end seeing the fewm over in Mordor!

Sat next to Sam Fender

"Eddie Hitler"

They seem a bit cross.

Think Eddie will get this season and the start of the next at least. He’s earned some good grace, he took over in November 2021 and we were bottom (or second bottom?). It’s just ticked over to 2024 and we beat PSG 4-1 in the champions league.

He may be performing miracles at Girona. However, I have seen two versions of Joelinton, Murphy, Lascelles. I'll stick.

People not really laughing at a Ricky Gervais routine is hardly news, mind

The fair market value only applies to related parties. So I wonder if there’s any scope for favours being called in. Maybe a £100m stadium sponsorship deal with the Yemeni tourist board.

My wife once got mad that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

This you @Monkeys Fist

Eddie won’t be sacked. We are still on track for top 6-8. I reckon get the next couple of games out of the way. Beat Sunderland and then February when we start getting players back we will kick on.

At everything that has transpired there today. Nothing like making our lives easier and massively aggravating your fans in the process

Absolutely tremendous. If this keeps going there won't be a mackem in the ground, they'll all be stood outside their club shop protesting with badly spelled sarnie boards.

Let's not forget the 172 men and women we don't know or what they were accused/guilty of. Let's also wipe out any moral integrity you think have the second you call the place of the execution "chop-chop square", thus making light of everything you have just said you are morally outraged by.

Aal show yi a fuckin' stick, yi daft cunt

“any hole is a goal love. Oi, oiiii”

Aye, the weirdest part is by being the third most fouled that means he is getting a lot of free kicks and therefore the protection from refs.

"I'm getting bucked by a footy player tonight" "Eeeeeeee you're gonna be a wag, marra" *Turns up - kid in a Sunderland trackie opens the door* "Please don't touch me."