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The last 6 years have been the worst of my life, 2023 was a little bit better. 2024, I hope will be a little bit better as well. I often did look in here when things were bad and i wasn't posting, it always cheered me up. ( I thank you all for that, I also apologize for some of my immature and angry posts over those previous years ) And like all you on here, I hope our club, our love that is Newcastle United Football Club improve and get better and better. Hopefully starting off win a win against those horrible sad mackem bastards on saturday. Wishing all Toontastic members a happy and healthy 2024.

This post sums you up perfectly. Never change Wykiki.

His mum will get the iron out at half time

Is it cos Carraghers got his cock in his mouth?

If Newcastle got that penalty and it bore any relevance to the result we’d have been hearing about it for years - especially if we’d gotten away with what they have. C**ts are playing football on tutorial, the red carpet is laid out wherever they go

Liverpool cheating for two penalties, horrible club.

Drury the nonce went silent and now he's back to wanking off in his Liverpool PJs the bent nonce

1924 - 2024 It's time for a centenary FA cup win at Wembley. Get through the mackems, get some players back and make it happen, NUFC.

Fucking firework wankers woke me up at midnight the cunts

Drury is an absolute cunt, I used to quite like him but play one of the sky boys and he gives them his everything. Liverpool motm - Peter Drury.

It's the hope that kills you

What’s this bollocks about if Joelinton got the yellow he deserved in the first half then he’d be off there?! If he was on a yellow he wouldn’t have lunged in like that you fucking bellends!

Commentator fuckin devastated. Praying for offside. Have it you fuckin losers.

He looks like he slept in a bus shelter last night 😑

Joelinton must have sore arms, he's wound up a horse and 50,000 scousers.

There's not a football fan in the country who wants to see goals ruled out for offside due to 2mm between players. The rule was brought in to prevent goal hanging FFS

I was going to watch it but I already have the back to work blues so this might send me over the edge. It’s going to be a lonngggggg night.

Fucking hell. Must have invented the false number 9. Leading innovation again these mackem cunts. Edit: Also shola fucking ameobi has scored more than their record scorer?

All the best everyone.

We signed anyone yet?

So it's the public, i.e. Liverpool fans fault Nunez is fucking dog shit. Aye, good one Jürgen. Careful you don't lose that ring again later whilst fingering your own hoop.

Every regular poster needs to step up and make their own thread. No cross contamination allowed, you just have to scream into the void of your own making.

Where do you even start with that game? - Some of our defending was woeful - Worst Xg to concede since Xg began - It was noticeable that fewer of our attacks broke down with Almiron on the bench - What is the actual point in VAR? 2 dives 5yds after the ball had gone and both given as penalties. Have the rules of the game been re written to say it's a non-contact sport in the box? We are fucking desperate for a CF, CDM and RW. Minimum

Drury is the worst of the worst.

Herewith I will retire from starting match threads. Thank you very much you cunts

Klopp is an absolute fucking prick

What the actual fuck man. I give up

Did Neville just groan when we scored?!

I fucking hate Liverpool so much, absolute twats !

Liverpool bringing on the Coutinho money.

Absolutely no chance of winning this now. Best we can hope for is a draw......

@MrBass’s dog, sitting next to the Scouse bench.

Salah needs to let that hair go. He's morphing into an Egyptian doc brown.

Miggy would’ve used his left head

Try rubbing it

If you’ve got players who were one-club career players, I don’t really mind if they’re biased, it’s to be expected. I just fucking hate Carragher, the dirty hockling cunt.

Just remember lads, no matter how bad tonight ends up being, we’ve suffered MUCH worse in our recent history. Avanti!

I expect a response. We’ve had a week to rest and prepare. I also expect us to lose in horribly cruel circumstances

I was there on boxing day. I am working tomorrow. I am watching this still. MAN UP SOLDIER.

If I’d known this toucher was a mackem I’d never have sat through Saturday afternoon wrestling as a kid at my dad’s gaff.

Jesus, I didn't realise how tragic their list of top scorers was. 145 years they've been going, and their all time top goal scorer has fewer goals than Andy Cole managed in 2 seasons

All the best everyone, was up at 7 for a 10km mooch around the boggy Derbyshire dales, got trench foot I think

Still on Channel4+1 @Howmanheyman if you want to catch the last half hour