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Happy New Year lads. If you'd told me 18 years ago that I'd still be on here, posting and running the place I would have fallen into a deep depression, but its actually alright! 2023s been a weird fucking year in our household, 2024 has a return to the UK for the first time since 2018 bit on the cards so its only going to get weirder.

Lots to look forward to in 2024!

Magic. My Mrs is feeling crap from a night shift so I’m going to make some seafood (which she hates), then watch a movie after getting kids to bed. The Tv will be all mine.

We have some nibbles, just waiting to give the eldest a lift then it's food and drink time. Incidentally, one of my favourite NYE night's was when the kids were little, I told the missus to just go to her mate's party whilst I stayed in, put the the bairns to bed then had a couple of cans, ordered an Indian and watched the guns of navarone. It ended up being a great night tbh.

Champagne's on ice, cans being chilled as we speak. Just me and the missus, bairns out on the tiles before they realise it's shite.

The resemblance is uncanny

That’s why I never got rid of my video player.

Hakuna Matata, Andrew!

Great read about James McLean.. those fuckers down the road don’t come out of it particularly well, but he’d almost certainly get the same abuse from the hard of thinking at SJP too tbh https://theathletic.com/4618457/2023/06/19/james-mcclean-the-footballer-who-suffers-more-abuse-than-any-other-in-england/

Btw, why doesn't he get his facts right, surely it should read 'Mike Ashley sold his soul to the Saudis'? 'Newcastle' did fuck all. He's bitter as fuck and can't separate Saudi Arabia from an entity it part owns. Also helps it isn't a NW team, doesn't it?

Congratulations, this is your annual post where you’re 100% right. Fucking awful film where very little happens and everything is left unexplained.

Zulu was on Channel 4 earlier, I hope you didn’t miss out

I don’t get it. Where is the mistake?!?!

Even wears a Panama hat

Playmobil is NOT hhhhhhhhaaaappppy. He's heeembarrased.

Worth a punt whilst Barnes come back from injury? For shits and giggles obvs.

He’s only good once every 4 games in the championship, and the only interest they’ve had is an £8m bid from Burnley but somehow that translates to £25m

Don’t give him the oxygen he craves by clicking on the click bait or replying to him on Twitter

for LM's post, to you for finding it.

I’m assuming the poo emojis in his thread title are referring to it being a home game for them?

This has to be a record for them. Kicking of a match thread a week before a match, and 2 days before their next match, which btw isn't against us....

The last 6 years have been the worst of my life, 2023 was a little bit better. 2024, I hope will be a little bit better as well. I often did look in here when things were bad and i wasn't posting, it always cheered me up. ( I thank you all for that, I also apologize for some of my immature and angry posts over those previous years ) And like all you on here, I hope our club, our love that is Newcastle United Football Club improve and get better and better. Hopefully starting off win a win against those horrible sad mackem bastards on saturday. Wishing all Toontastic members a happy and healthy 2024.

Happy New Year. Been on here since the old linuxdriven days. Tragic

Happy New Year @ewerk (And the rest of you)

I wonder who will have a meltdown first, Arteta or Piers Morgan ?

Mad that Saka has just turned 22. Feels like he's been playing for ages. If Southgate ever has the balls to sack off Henderson, Maguire etc, then the likes of Palmer, Rico Lewis, Miley, Saka, Gordon, Bellingham, Harvey Elliot, Livramento, Foden, Rice, Colwill should give us one of the best squads in international football

When Fulham equalised it's Arsenal dropping points, if Arsenal equalise and get a draw it'll be described later on as Arsenal being 'held to a draw' by Fulham.

I think there’s only a handful of championship players that have ever commanded that sort of fee. Excluding players who’ve just been relegated from the PL, obviously. Also get the feeling he hung around seeing if the club was going places and the owners seem to have confirmed they’re a selling club for now, at the very least. The only teams quoted as being interested are lower half PL sides and they’ve only had one actual bid for him, as you allude to. £25m is ridiculously optimistic for someone unproven at that level. They also all seem to regard him as some sort of wonder kid despite his being 23.

I fucking hate this time of year.

Just got back from the “Wedding Celebration “ of a former very good friend. They got married in October. Not only was it today, when nobody can be arsed, but it was in The Legion. I’m reporting them to the ECHR for crimes against humanity.

In the absence of a mackem side capable of lacing their own boots for the last 8 years or whatever, these living embodiments of testicle pain have stepped up to the mark in all-round cuntishness in every respect. I have no expectation that we’ll get a single thing from the game, but if we do, it’ll be as good, if not better, than shitting on the pitch of our polydactyl neighbours.

I’d fucking love to do these cunts. More than any other team in the PL. mainly because most of my dickhead mates in London who’ve got FUCK ALL connection with the place support them. It’s because I want to beat them so much that we never do. Fucking twats.

… but say nowt when they go there for the boxing, because freebies.

Happy New Year 🦘🥂🥳

we might as well not bother if we are signing loan players at end of month.

John Pilger

I caught about 10 mins of Aquaman last night. How do people sit through hours of that shite, man? Absolutely fucking rancid

He was on a break.

loads of British actors in it tbf

“Master-coach Mick Beale “ or ”2nd post - “ Michael Beale has only got a job in the first place because a good manager who did a very good job and got a newly promoted side to the playoffs got sacked for saying something along those lines.“

"You think I'm a fanny? Wait till you meet my alice band wearing son, he's wetter than a fish's wet bits."

They’re desperate for Howe to get sacked seemingly because he won’t speak out against a regime that they didn’t speak out against until October 2021 and they only speak out against while also covering the Saudi transfers in excruciating detail

".....Sounds like 'snoring hunt'....."