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Much like our erstwhile football team, we here at TT Towers are having a personnel crisis. Andrew is now essentially nocturnal, he only comes out with his fellow hobbits to talk about second-breakfast and potatoes. Tom has been churning out some very niche grumble movies in Holland, involving Grannies, Guinea Pigs, and Granola. He’s been pretending to be on tour with “his band”, but WE’VE ALL SEEN THE VIDEOS TOM! ( well… I have). Meenzer, as evidenced by his response above, has fully embraced nihilism, chaos, and curtain twitching since moving to the ‘burbs. If you can drag him away from the Residents Group on Facebook where he’s conducting a campaign against THAT BITCH from no. 42 and her incontinent Pomeranian, you’re doing well. Rayvin now lives in a cave in the Outer Hebrides, burning wicker figurines of Starmer and apologising to passing sheep. If it wasn’t for my technological genius and wizardry keeping this place in its feet, we’d be Parsnipping every other post. 5-0. Double hatrick from Cabaye and Tiote.

If Zathras wins this, it sets a new precedent for the match thread starter to also get a new tattoo. We'll all be looking cool as fuck by the end of the season.

That's something we can all agree on tbf

First ever CL game for me. Also, probably last ever CL game for me. As a new fan, can anyone tell me which one is the surgeon hall exhibition Newcastle brown ale west stand, please?

I did ask if I was allowed to tell him not to complain if I was sat at home on a chaise longue rather than an armchair but he didn't reply.

Finally got it done.

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub

No access until you answer a simple question.

It’s the one with all the seats… fockin noob! Get the metro to Saint Jamie’s, walk past the Raspberry pub, then listen for Adam P and The Spaniel , can’t go wrong.

There's a few of those on twitter, [insert photo here] 'What on earth am I doing up at daft o'clock at the central station? WHY DO WE DO IT?' Don't fucking do it then?

Maybe he should stay at home, the fucking Jonah It always makes me laugh when people want a medal or something for what is essential pursuing a hobby in their spare time

You seen Renton’s gaff? Not even a successful gambling habit would raise enough for the heating and window cleaning bills…

It’s an extra incentive to pump these and Everton in the home fixture now. Pickford is going to get dogs abuse. 😀

I’m in something called the Leazes stand. I know he was a half decent poster on football matters and knew plenty about the club but it seems a bit much to have named a stand after him.

I guess not everyone has a Blue Badge Chaffeurs account, eh @thebrokendoll?

Embrace the pain.

The ERG is just another grift. Iirc, not only does it receive public funding in its laughable capacity as a ‘think tank’ and a ‘research group’. But also, I think MPs pay a few grand a year to be members only for them to then claim that back through expenses. It would’ve been hounded out of public life by the right wing press years ago if it was of the opposite political persuasion

He's just launched a roll of old carpet over the barrier which may or may not have the choked body of a local prostitute inside.

That must have been taken a while back - I can see you nearby, preparing to wipe, but you've still got a full head of hair.

Yeah he was ok wasn’t he? He went to Canada and came back a cunt. A lesson for us all there I think Theres a fairly regular moose shagger on here isn’t there?….meaning there’s a regular poster on TT from fair Canadia, not that he interferes with giant snow bound deer type beasties… think I’ll just leave this here, can’t remember who it is, hope they might not see this..

Was Christmas shopping in the toy shop on Saturday, had to ask where the terminator toys were, they were in aisle B back.

Even now she's starting to show her age.....

A message from my armchair: fuck off, thick cunt.

Nope, just this

I thought you wanted us to lose?

Which is which though?

What happens when the AI loses us a game though?

Two threads is confusing enough, why would we want a third?!

I nominate you. He who smelt it dealt it.

Great bacon kiosk though.

LRG NRKS?

Spot The Conehead. If you win you get a 6 gallon voucher for the Lamb Bhuna kiosk in the Tony Blair stand.

The European Research Group is full of cunts who hate Europe so the Northern Research Group is full of…

“ The Northern Research Group?” “ So, The North… anyone been?” ” No, too grim” ” Sherry?” ” Raaather!”

Sick fucking bastards

Fuck knows, I understand FFP as much as I understand the appeal of strictly come dancing….probably will have to be loans if we can get anyone …while Chelsea will go out and spend another 300 million

you went for small and subtle, then? are you even going to be able to see it after that arm hair grows back in? you're not related to richard keyes, are you? (only joking - looks good mate)

Ref got slated by all accounts

Could you repost that, in English this time though eh?

I think they went for An Audience with Kylie as the title. Snappier than yours.

Interesting job you had then

I didn't think I had Scampi fry last night

I think I'll let this play out