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Amnesty International have gone rogue

Have they forgotten what happened the last two times they tried to organise themselves in to copying us? The first, at their hovel, was some bits of coloured foil handed out, meant to spell out some fucker’s initials that just ended up looking like the recycling bin after Christmas, And then, for their Wembley appearance at the Papa Joe’s Two For One on Wednesday Trophy or whatever the fuck it was, they cancelled it at the last minute because they hadn’t used flame-retardant fabric They’re a fucking shambles from top to bottom. If there’s more than three bedsheets with some illiterate scrawl on it from Unkal Mick and the Micks they’ll be doing well.

i'd imagine it's one of the ditty's being performed by the caedmon choir at sunderland minster on the 10th.

Just realised I'm in Centre Parcs for this. Might have to do my duty and windmill the mackem cunts there in the Sports bar.

Apparently Nissan have had unprecedented requests for OT on the weekend on the 6th of Jan

Absolutely buzzing about this. Fucking love a derby. Only sour note is poor Eddies Christmas is ruined having to watch through their back catalogue for prep

right then, it's time to take out another 30 day free trial of amazon prime, just don't forget to cancel it. and that's because we're playing a game of football at 19.30 in the north(ish) west of england in the lawless, feral town of liverpool, although it's actually everton we play. hate these blue dipping cunts, desperate to see them flush. I'd like to think we'll be helping them on their way down, so... 0-3, chook hat trick.

They're playing better than last year by a mile but couldn't finish their breakfasts, if we score first we win. I wouldn't want them getting the first, we need an easy game after playing Man Uni.....oh!

Posted 12 days ago. Since then it's had three likes and eight shares.

gonna be a quiet day on rtg this coming sunday, they'll all be off to the minster being inherently decent....

I don’t wish this on him but Pearson is going to get a good hiding at some point. Unless appearances are very deceiving, he’s a soft little shite who makes his mouth go. He was properly asking for it that time goading the Southampton fans after the league cup match. I don’t think he’s got the sense to realise either.

He's still wearing those Nike Air Morphy Richards steam iron trainers as well. Prick.

That thread about the banners, man. Starts off with people talking about running stuff past the club, ensuring it’s factually correct and donations to Amnesty International. 23 pages in and it’s just pure racism RTG and its famous lack of self awareness strikes again

spot on mate. i mean it's probably not the thread for it but it all self perpetuates too. spaniel lugs gets voted on to the board of n.u.s.t. by virtue of her social media profile, i'm sure should he wish to do so pearson would too. the reality is i've heard infinitely more sense talked by newcastle supporters ten pints in out the back of the percy than these useless twats.

My lads are getting bang into football. My little one (4) asked me last week "Do dirty mackems smell?" "Yes son, yes they do" He also knows the full "Dirty Mackems, dirty monkey mackems" song - which surprised me and delighted me in equal measures. Edit: I also went to his first parents evening ever a couple of weeks ago. The teacher was asking if listens to the White Stripes as he is always singing on the way into school. I didn't have the heart to tell her he was singing "ohhhhhhhhh Anthony Gordonnnnnnnnnn"

oh! i think he's ace me.

in my nufc supporting lifetime i would guess that up until their 6 in a row i'd seen more newcastle derby victories than losses, probably comfortably so, i cant be arsed to trawl through nufc.com's archives to confirm this. their 6 in a row evening things out for me personally pretty much ties in with as it is for the fixture historically, it's neck and neck. i'd imagine that's pretty much par for the course in most derbies, although again i cant be arsed to research how many times norwich have beaten ipswich and vice versa. the 6 in a row was shite, no doubt about it, however it doesn't consume my life in the way them stupid cunts like to think it does, much like the 1-9 over a half a century before i was born it's confined to history now, i'm most definitely over it. and for what it's worth, again on a personal note, their wins came at a time when i was feeling as detached from the club i've supported since a child as its possible to be. for fuck's sake we were owned by a repulsive, fat, vindictive cunt who very likely had a hard on over the fact the supporters of the club he owned were getting beat by their local rivals. as for this cup tie, i want us to win, i hope we humiliate the cunts. if however they pull off a giant killing but it's sandwiched between a win at anfield and a home victory over the current treble winners i'd be happy enough with the first couple of weeks of 2024.

Mongaloid Mong Association ??

The bloke on the right I reckon.

Harrison Ashby: Harry has unfortunately injured himself and missed out on the last 2 games, originally the Swansea boss said it was a hamstring issue and he should be back in 2-3 weeks but Harry is currently back with us for further investigating. Lets hope its nothing too serious and he can get back to playing footy quick smart. Garang Kuol: Came off the bench and got 33 minutes in this 5-0 hammering. Honestly... not much to say, he had 5 touches all game, they were completely outclassed. Yankuba Minteh: Continuing his return from injury, it wasnt the best week for Feyenoord as they lost both of their matches last week. Minteh go to start in the Champions League against Atletico and was Feyenoords best player on the day, although he didnt get on the scoresheet, he played a great game. A different story on the weekend though against PSV who are currently sitting 1st in the Dutch league, Minteh came off the bench and got half hour but was unable to turn around the game, dropped a mid performance. After going over the Atletico game and seeing what he did I was ready to say "He's ready!!" but simmered down from the PSV game. Still going to say it though, lets bring him back in January!! (Sorry Miggy and Murphy)

Keane's torment. Best breakfast you can ask for.

They really are mental like, beieving they are "inherently decent". Hired a literal fascist as manager and a knowingly played and celebrated a literal paedophile.

My sides are splitting.

tbf most people can't understand Geordies at the best of times, and most Geordies can't understand Adam Pearson so he's got a layer of protection in that regard.

Mackem's are going to have massive banners telling the World what scum we are apparently. I want to see this one most:

Could be worse, I could be walking around in your fucking shirt.

Gemmill asking us to in some way admire this individual. It’s quite concerning re his judgement in that regard. The Everton debacle as well. He’s having a poor time at the moment

Looks like it could between us, Villa and Spurs for the fourth champions league spot. Spurs must be favourites as they don’t have the extra European fixtures. We’ll be there or thereabouts though. And we could go on a charge in the new year depending on what we do on January. The results this week have been staggeringly good given how threadbare the squad is

I'd settle for an injury time dodgy pen winner, just to help with the fewm.😂

Which one do you reckon it is?

Earlier this year I thought I would try and invent beach footwear for people with one leg. It was a flop

So this character is still posting anti NUFC shite. Far too knowledgeable to be some random Aussie lass with a hard on for some fat bloke who wears too many bandages. To know so much about Newcastle and have such a venomous attitude to supporters and team members alike only one answer really. Marra.

Fucking hell, the maddest part is they won’t even realize how fucking racist that tweet is that’s without pointing out mocking a woman’s symptoms of her illness. They legitimately call Saudi Arabian people “camel humpers” and “rag heads” in threads they’re all stating how classy they are, the lack of fucking awareness is unreal. The hatred of Staveley is psychopathic behavior mind, I’ve honestly never felt any urge to have that kind of vitriol towards an owner of SAFC - why have that much hatred for someone that’s legitimately done nothing to you?

F stop this now, please

I think all the social media NUFC gobshites are on the payroll. By that I mean Spaniel’s lugs, Pearson and the ones who are the go to ‘fan spokespersons’. It’s always the same ones who turn up on Football Focus or whatever. Even if not directly being paid then via getting access and tickets they wouldn’t normally get. All part of a public relations / social media offensive by the club’s owners.

More blobs on than the AIDS crisis.

Big Meeks to Keane "You're a winner" then turns to Carragher "You've played over 700 games"

There’s fuck all hope of either, so they can enjoy the reality of Championship football and a fucking hiding from us.

Because he scored a couple of lucky tap ins? He's still a headless chook, no creativity no technique, keeps getting found out against proper big teams. Cant wait for the day our funds are proper sorted and we can start getting the Grealishes, the Leaos's, the Neymars. Proper players. Dont @ me in this muppets thread again please

Well well well. They’ll get to see first hand just how shite, lucky and corrupt we are.