Leaderboard

Ha ha. Jason Donovan? Jason Massive Lads Fan more like. Just looked and he's playing at the Glass House (formerly Sage). That's Gateshead marra. Gateshead is in County Durham marra, which is part of Sunderland marra. He's one of us. FTM.

Er excuse me. Firstly, ewerk couldn't hack the exams so is actually an accountancy dropout. And the other person you refer to as a "bean counter" is not only a qualified accountant, he also has a degree in Economics. This bloke has got it all. Now that my credentials are established, I don't know the answer to your question.

Christ, one of them is enough. Good luck though Bruce

I mean I always thought hurst was a tory cunt but even I'm quite surprised it turns out he's a closet mackem.

Ah great, another crock. At this rate we might be able to frankenstein up a striker who can play a season

https://m.facebook.com/santanewcastle This lot get presents for kids that otherwise would probably get nowt at Christmas. They work with the council so it seems legit.

Looks like a pair of his old pyjamas hanging from a curtain rail. A dangerous, dangerous man

Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake. I thought “the streets are strangely desserted tonight.”

@Meenzer Get on the wagons, man!

Brigit and Vorders just had a couple of toots before a night out on the pull

Are you the Albert Smith of the joke thread?

@RobinRobinstay safe man

#Wynning

The poor fucker didn’t even have enough material to finish his curtains, where’s he going to get a jumper from?

I'm going to ask the bairns to get me CT's wedding pic on a mug. (Might order it direct from his SIDE HUSTLE actually?)

The top of his tattoo looks like a pair of charcoal bollocks dangling from his beard.

As a fan, looking at that.

If my lass and everyone else in her work circle is anything to go by, teacher would be a really bad move. Every fucker wants out, and the career change people that they get coming in later in their lives hate it just as much.

Darren Eales can fuck right off tbh.

Calm down guys, it's not my fault I met Jamie Reuben at Tory conference and we hit it off over a couple of campa choo choos.

I think it is impossible for Iñaki Williams to leave Athletic because he earns 12M a year and is not a player who deserves to earn that. Only Athletic pays for it so that he doesn't leave. That said, he seems like a pretty disappointing forward to me. It is true that the pace of the Premier League can be good for him, but he is a player who misses a large number of fairly simple goals. In his early days, when he was younger, it seemed like he had a very good future, playing both on the wing and up front, but he has been stuck doing nothing for many years now. I don't see him playing in a team that plays with only one striker (like we do) and he is no better than Isak or Wilson. It is true that Iñaki has something good and that is that he never gets injured. He has the historical record of consecutive games played in Spain. In short, smoke.

that’s surely the solution if they can get it past planning. An Atlanta-style super stadium with a proper fan zone on the site of the existing SJP

Thank fuck for Brexit.

I suppose there's a causation vs. correlation thing insofar as those productive people under FoM were also working in an economy that could trade far more easily with the countries they came from. Today's migrants are entering a more restricted economy in the first place.

First time I've ever heard that phrase.

There’s zero chance we’re in for him with his record unless we can get him Isak and Wilson to sync their injury runs.

Does this qualify? https://m.facebook.com/WearsideAmnesty/

Joseph and his black and white dreamcoat. RTG:

Just talking to one of the manager's at my place, worked at Nissan for years, says there was a few managers, (including him), that would sort two piles of job applications, 'SR' postcodes and 'NE' ones. 'SR' ones didn't make it past their screening process. "Make sure Nissan gets infiltrated with Tyneside managers. Make sure they hire predominantly Tyneside workers." "What about the rest?" "No you're right. It's only fair. Keep something back for the Durham Mags." Both: "Hahahaha." "

You’ve been at a game or two lately yourself as well. Am getting the fuckin NUFC Ticket Stasi on to you chum 🫵 @Howmanheyman @thebrokendoll

How else are Adam P and Spaniel tits supposed to get tickets?

Half inflation that went through the roof during the reign of and due to the decisions of the conservatives "Yeah, we halved inflation" Aye, that went up five fold during your parties control of parliament, because your daft cunt mate saw fit to give a bunch of fucking idiots a vote where leavers voted based on jingoism (at best), flat out racism (at worst), or because the alt-right convinced them that the EU was the NWO coming to steal the pound coin and butcher the royal family - all despite your party not having a plan in place in the event that those people outweighed those that weren't complete fucking morons. Also, your party's dog shit handling of the pandemic. Thanks for making the 12% inflation, 6% Rishi mate - Don't worry that that figure is still at least double what it had ever been in a decade prior. Hope the cunt dies me. In a plane crash with Boris and the rest of the Tory party on the way to see an internment camp they built in Rwanda.

Retro shirts £20 each. Fill your stockings. https://shop.nufc.co.uk/collections/23-24-black-friday-20-retro-shirts?source=awin&sv1=affiliate&sv_campaign_id=249371&utm_source=awin&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=249371&awc=46291_1700733465_8a3aa05813389d29b0f22e53d14278b5

I wish he was an official jumper wearer.

Keegan levels of Colemanballs that one.

I mean, if your having a pic of CT on your daily brew… And, definitely get him to print it for you

“We had him almost five years ago, he was a lot younger then.”

And… from an actual band. I reckon he was touching cloth.

This one always tickles me, mainly because of Stang out of the Police’s wincing.

This nearly got in to the Top Twenty.

True, but howay, you don't say it. Reminds me once I was giving a talk about some research I had done based in Stoke on Trent. We were quite an informal bunch and I described the place as "the arse end of the Universe", which was fine, considering the context of the study. In the any questions bit my line manager raised his hand. "Do you know where I'm from Renton?" "Erm, no now you come to mention it Paul" "I'm from Stoke, Renton". Oh how we laughed.